Captain Caveman

Cliche

That was due to residency issues though not the fact he hadn’t yet sold his home in Norway

Sleaford Mauds

You should brew a fruity IPA an call it honking Bri

Depends if you’re close to a stinking cunt

Who the fuck is this guy

I’m constantly in your mind you dweeb

You ever kissed a girl

I have the pic with her spread out in the dugout

It’s all a distraction from the comet

Could you rise now Souper Hanz, and fit my cairpit tonight

Nicola Sturgeon

Lovely place Aberfeldy and the surrounding area. I believe taymouth castle golf course is closed now which is a shame.

It’s a nonsense, being made up as we go along.

Stop trying to suck up to me. You’re a dickhead and will be treated accordingly