Dad

Reparations eric son - hes mended his ways

No - not more like, you disgusting little bastard I'd watch yourself meg son - I'm no sure you're equipped for a trip to Mental Anguishville

Aye that's it Don - that was me in breaking bad Jesus fucking Christmas time

A few weeks later they'd done the triple double or summat Conclusions - Alan Hansen is a cunt

Alan Hansen son

Good Joe son Dad and the Dons for life

Maturity growing within you son - that's the stuff

The Dons end Joe son - the fucking Dons end; obviously Cheeky wee arsehole - come on now You cut Dad open theres a big load of letters that spell out Aberdeen, A Don right through to the core

Aye yon wee private message thing on Instagram there - @ConsiCanBoogie1903 Hook us up son

Out of order TC son - I'm one of the first in the queue any match I attend, regardless of nearby options

He'd rather retire than line up for the Dons On Instagram no Twitter btw; yon old cunt TC thinks it's all Twitter haha Old prick

Aye I get that son - just usually you're take no prisoners type; now you're offering excuses out to anyone who wants them It's like you don't care anymore - I was concerned son

Not like you to slur excuses you useless cunt son - bad day?

Born 1957, in Renfrew Glasgow - martindale sold drugs, went to jail; then became Livingston manager a wee while ago.