Dad

Whoop a de doo Prick

We won you fucking plum

Never in doubt son haha You make me wish I had three hands

Hornby time - surely to fuck Choo choo mother fucker

Right you are son Zeus has Dons 4-0 by fuck; mines is tame haha

Either way - a mere 1 banger 15

A litre of cranberry juice half price in Morrisons the now Off the page

No 47 specifically? How come son?

Son - what's happened; we were bros this morn just

Aye great Don son - nowt to do with you and your shocking interpersonal skills Arsehole

Too late son - minus 2 Dons it is

A shame But here - it's these kinds of moments that really hammers home just how precious the good times are (Whenever it is they decide to appear). And keep in mind - the Dons to come; no doubt manys a fanciful wager placed...and I've a sneaky feeling they'll rescue us all from the doldrums Minus 2 for me - what say yous

Ah no

Ah no Humble apologies hombres

Ah no