Chewie37 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Police Helicopters.......fuck off you noisy bastards Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 LinkedIn is the only social media eh am on, mainly because eh am an important mover and shaker in my world and it’s expected. Never once posted anything though. 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 StinkedInYou’re up early Cavey or has it been a late night of schooling Pete Tong on the wheels of steel? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 That’s what you get for biding in South Central, niggerTrue dat massa Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Im one of these wankers who listen to talksport in the office (until Jim White comes on and I nip to the bog to self-harm) every sportsman on it uses the word 'listen' a lot and it drives me fucking mental. eg. 'Listen, im not saying im not clinically retarded im just your average footballer' I am listening you cunt, don't tell me to listen, i'll decide you fucking mongoloid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPoOgCSjdl8 Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 You’re up early Cavey or has it been a late night of schooling Pete Tong on the wheels of steel?Haha Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Cyclists on the kingswells - westhill dualler. There's a cycle path there for you - cunts 2 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Cyclists on the kingswells - westhill dualler. There's a cycle path there for you - cuntsSame everywhere, they greet aboot getting a cycle path,and then dinna use it. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 They dinna generally bother me but surely should be using it there. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I like to flit between pavement and road at traffic lights that really pisses drivers off Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I'm nae fussed what they do in town TBF. Just that stretch, at rush hour esp causing fucking chaos. Folk(male) wearing sandals to work with no socks on. Boke Link to comment
hopeisimportant Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Girlies who fuckin moan when its hot,like "Jesus I'm boiling".Simple answer love get them skin tight BLACK jeans aff,black attracts the heat,and put a summer dress on,you'll be cooler and also look a bit more feminine yeah butch cunts. Fit it boils down too is yeah canna upskirt anymair. Words like this. It's the sort of word annoying 'girlies' would use. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I like to flit between pavement and road at traffic lights that really pisses drivers offFairly sure I’ve griped about this one before. Working your way past a cyclist in town just to pull up at the next red light and watch him (always a him) undertake everyone up the left to the front once more. Utter cunts. Take your stupid Lycra cod pieced shorts and clippity clop mong shoes and fuck off. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I like to flit between pavement and road at traffic lights that really pisses drivers offI do that, don't have the patience to sit at lights when there's a pavement at hand. I play by my own rules. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Words like this. It's the sort of word annoying 'girlies' would use. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Bring back Horses n Carriages and get all motors aff the roads...Nice gentle life I say. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 That's the god given right of the cyclist. Road, pavement, grassy bits, jump lights it's the way it is. Expect an aggressive middle finger if you tut in my direction.Surely you’re a big enough wanker without being a cyclist too? Link to comment
Henry Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Needy social media updates “After a hard day at work I’m now doing my bit by giving blood”https://www.facebook.com/ManChatAbz Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Private reg plates.The preserve of a fucking ringpiece. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Private reg plates.The preserve of a fucking ringpiece. Couldn't agree more My neighbour has SU13 SEA 'I work offshore and I'm proud of it' Loser Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Gads thats fucking tragic. Imagine spending actual money on having that shit.Yir fucking name, in often hard to decipher text talk on yir motor as some sort of mark of coolness.Hillbilly shit for fucking mongle units. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/ManChatAbz Have to disagree here Henry old chap. That's definitely not attention seeking in any way shape or form by the boy. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Couldn't agree moreMy neighbour has SU13 SEA'I work offshore and I'm proud of it'LoserHaha fuck sake. Middle aged and is it a covertable? Link to comment
BWG Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Couldn't agree more My neighbour has SU13 SEA 'I work offshore and I'm proud of it' Loser Oh my God that is tragic. Dildo superglued onto the bonnet required post haste. Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 When you’re late for a meeting, have printed something and nip to get it from the printer and some dick is printing off a 10000 page document. Why the fuck would you need to print anything other than a few pages nowadays just read it on your laptop. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I regularly print of loads of contract docs and drawings at work. Nae on board with that one fridge I’m afraid. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Couldn't agree more My neighbour has SU13 SEA 'I work offshore and I'm proud of it' Loser I'll be honest, I've given real thought to putting the plate FTOF on my Jeep. There aren't too many people here who'll get it, but it gives me a semi just thinking about being stuck in traffic and some expat Hun is sitting raging behind me, but not sure if FTOF actually means what he thinks it means, because he's 4000 miles away from the Weeg and why would a Yank have that on their plate, but what if it isn't a Yank? What if it's some fucking sheep taking the pish on the off chance? And that's exactly what's happening, ye filthy, subhuman cunt! so, anyway.... Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Couldn't agree moreMy neighbour has SU13 SEA'I work offshore and I'm proud of it'Losernothing sadder than being proud of a corporate job. Link to comment
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