Poodler Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I'm not I'm a tit fan though Studebaker will be along in a minute to confirm he sent me her 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Never doubted he would be. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I'm not I'm a tit fan though Studebaker will be along in a minute to confirm he sent me herYou and Studebaker pals, Poodler? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Personalised licence plates. They allow low class people who lack taste the ability to express it Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Undoubtedly. Eh need to wash the whip after parking near them Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Saw one a few days back “ahmahibee”. Respect to the boy, managing to purchase and drive a car despite his upbringing, habit and illness Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 only ever time a selfie is acceptable is when you’re in the pub (and drunk) and it includes folk your withYet to get so much as a glimpse of the crew. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Never had you down as a love Island fan poodlioLove island is shite but she is just incredible. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Love island is shite but she is just incredible.Don't need to get so defensive round here. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Who’s being defensive? 1 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Fuck going to Iraq just now I'm fucking dying to get back there. Costing me a fortune working AD. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Fuck going to Iraq just nowSafest place to work in Middle East. Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Safest place to work in Middle East.Thought it was Oman you worked. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 IdiotEdibles kicked in reekie? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 IdiotEdibles kicked in reekie? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Thought it was Oman you worked. It is. Iraq security precautions are off the scale. Other Middle East countries easier to target. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Clearly nae cunt got the Fallujah ref then Working we spaccas here Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Clearly nae cunt got the Fallujah ref then Working we spaccas hereHow was the edibles min? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Food shopping. Nae done it in ages. Got telt I’d to help today Fat oafs on Facebook etc while pushing the trolley. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Particularly when you go to the till with the one with the wifie with 2 items as you expect it to be the quickest. Then proceeds to tell her life story while you are fucking raging with your beers and crisps for the afternoon. Pay for your milk and Fisherman’s friends and get to fuck. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Korean BBQ restaurants. If I’m in a restaurant I’ve nae desire to cook my own food. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Particularly when you go to the till with the one with the wifie with 2 items as you expect it to be the quickest. Then proceeds to tell her life story while you are fucking raging with your beers and crisps for the afternoon. Or whips about a dozen money off vouchers out of her purse. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Half of which are out of date. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Bear with me on this one. Set the scene, on holiday to a Caribbean island, on the beach relaxing with a dark and stormy in one hand and book in the other while wearing sunglasses to discreetly eye the females without incurring the wrath from the Mrs. Out in the sea there is someone on their jet ski having fun enjoying the holiday. Brilliant. Now return to reality and you have just finished your weekly shop navigating the brain dead Fuds blocking isles and taking an age to select a tin of soup. Don't get me started about the cashier hearing the life story from some auld bint. To escape the chaos you buy yourself a coffee, go for a walk along Stonehaven beach (which was rammed) for a bit of down time (plenty of Eastern European ladies also out walking in tight leggings but no sunglasses this time so have to be mega on the ball) and you look out to sea and there you have it - two complete Fuds ripping about the sea on their jet ski's. Yes, my pet hate is folk who own jet ski's outside any part of the world that nae hot. Get themselves down to the local beach, its fucking freezing, but they insist on being dicks out on the sea, showing off, being noisy and generally being Fuds. Sorry, but yer nae cool. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WMlAlLxrcak Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Bear with me on this one. Set the scene, on holiday to a Caribbean island, on the beach relaxing with a dark and stormy in one hand and book in the other while wearing sunglasses to discreetly eye the females without incurring the wrath from the Mrs. Out in the sea there is someone on their jet ski having fun enjoying the holiday. Brilliant. Now return to reality and you have just finished your weekly shop navigating the brain dead Fuds blocking isles and taking an age to select a tin of soup. Don't get me started about the cashier hearing the life story from some auld bint. To escape the chaos you buy yourself a coffee, go for a walk along Stonehaven beach (which was rammed) for a bit of down time (plenty of Eastern European ladies also out walking in tight leggings but no sunglasses this time so have to be mega on the ball) and you look out to sea and there you have it - two complete Fuds ripping about the sea on their jet ski's. Yes, my pet hate is folk who own jet ski's outside any part of the world that nae hot. Get themselves down to the local beach, its fucking freezing, but they insist on being dicks out on the sea, showing off, being noisy and generally being Fuds. Sorry, but yer nae cool. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WMlAlLxrcakThere we go, that's the worst post of the year. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 There we go, that's the worst post of the year.Winner Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Food shopping Absolutely hate it. But if she does it alone she will come back with new bed linen etc every week. Moron Does anyone get it delivered? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Food shopping Absolutely hate it. But if she does it alone she will come back with new bed linen etc every week. Moron Does anyone get it delivered?We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off. "We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead" Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 thon paki oan top gears an unbearabl cunt.. cocksure wisecrackin wee prick shid b pit in wan eh they medievil torture wheel hings n fleyed n then the spine snapped so ez foldet in helv 1 Link to comment
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