Simply Red Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Clearly nae cunt got the Fallujah ref then Working we spaccas hereHow was the edibles min? Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Food shopping. Nae done it in ages. Got telt I’d to help today Fat oafs on Facebook etc while pushing the trolley. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Particularly when you go to the till with the one with the wifie with 2 items as you expect it to be the quickest. Then proceeds to tell her life story while you are fucking raging with your beers and crisps for the afternoon. Pay for your milk and Fisherman’s friends and get to fuck. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Korean BBQ restaurants. If I’m in a restaurant I’ve nae desire to cook my own food. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Particularly when you go to the till with the one with the wifie with 2 items as you expect it to be the quickest. Then proceeds to tell her life story while you are fucking raging with your beers and crisps for the afternoon. Or whips about a dozen money off vouchers out of her purse. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Half of which are out of date. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Bear with me on this one. Set the scene, on holiday to a Caribbean island, on the beach relaxing with a dark and stormy in one hand and book in the other while wearing sunglasses to discreetly eye the females without incurring the wrath from the Mrs. Out in the sea there is someone on their jet ski having fun enjoying the holiday. Brilliant. Now return to reality and you have just finished your weekly shop navigating the brain dead Fuds blocking isles and taking an age to select a tin of soup. Don't get me started about the cashier hearing the life story from some auld bint. To escape the chaos you buy yourself a coffee, go for a walk along Stonehaven beach (which was rammed) for a bit of down time (plenty of Eastern European ladies also out walking in tight leggings but no sunglasses this time so have to be mega on the ball) and you look out to sea and there you have it - two complete Fuds ripping about the sea on their jet ski's. Yes, my pet hate is folk who own jet ski's outside any part of the world that nae hot. Get themselves down to the local beach, its fucking freezing, but they insist on being dicks out on the sea, showing off, being noisy and generally being Fuds. Sorry, but yer nae cool. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WMlAlLxrcak Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Bear with me on this one. Set the scene, on holiday to a Caribbean island, on the beach relaxing with a dark and stormy in one hand and book in the other while wearing sunglasses to discreetly eye the females without incurring the wrath from the Mrs. Out in the sea there is someone on their jet ski having fun enjoying the holiday. Brilliant. Now return to reality and you have just finished your weekly shop navigating the brain dead Fuds blocking isles and taking an age to select a tin of soup. Don't get me started about the cashier hearing the life story from some auld bint. To escape the chaos you buy yourself a coffee, go for a walk along Stonehaven beach (which was rammed) for a bit of down time (plenty of Eastern European ladies also out walking in tight leggings but no sunglasses this time so have to be mega on the ball) and you look out to sea and there you have it - two complete Fuds ripping about the sea on their jet ski's. Yes, my pet hate is folk who own jet ski's outside any part of the world that nae hot. Get themselves down to the local beach, its fucking freezing, but they insist on being dicks out on the sea, showing off, being noisy and generally being Fuds. Sorry, but yer nae cool. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WMlAlLxrcakThere we go, that's the worst post of the year. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 There we go, that's the worst post of the year.Winner Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Food shopping Absolutely hate it. But if she does it alone she will come back with new bed linen etc every week. Moron Does anyone get it delivered? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Food shopping Absolutely hate it. But if she does it alone she will come back with new bed linen etc every week. Moron Does anyone get it delivered?We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off. "We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead" Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 thon paki oan top gears an unbearabl cunt.. cocksure wisecrackin wee prick shid b pit in wan eh they medievil torture wheel hings n fleyed n then the spine snapped so ez foldet in helv 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Snap - got it delivered for ages but that shit pissed me off. Need to earn more so I can send the butler like Boof. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off. "We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"Good opportunity for them to dump the oldest stock on you too. Just have a woman do it. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off. "We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"Yeah that is comedy. You ordered microwave lasagne or some shite and as it was sold out so we have selected minestrone soup. And when they give you stuff that is going out of date the next day. Pricks. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 fuck.. eh goat stuck richt n the middle eh some richt mumsnet shyte there..oyah bastart thir ventin aff 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off. "We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"Can't you choose not to accept substitutes? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Can't you choose not to accept substitutes?Aye you hand back what you don't want but the ridiculousness still pissed me off Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Bunch of fucking old wifeys Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off. "We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"Sounds similar to being up 1-0 at home to Hamilton “Coming off Niall McGinn, coming on Michael Devlin” Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Bunch of fucking old wifeysYou bought that 600 tins of beans yet min? Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Sounds similar to being up 1-0 at home to Hamilton “Coming off Niall McGinn, coming on Michael Devlin”Correct on a number of levels. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Aye did I dream that Mobby sent £100 to Moobs for beans? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Mobs donated £150 to charity(proof provided) above and beyond the call of duty as the bet was only £100. I did, somewhat rashly, say I'd do the beans thing. Truth be told I underestimated the hassle of buying and transporting that much beans so I fucked it off. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.@@Millertime Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Mobs donated £150 to charity(proof provided) above and beyond the call of duty as the bet was only £100. I did, somewhat rashly, say I'd do the beans thing. Truth be told I underestimated the hassle of buying and transporting that much beans so I fucked it off.Fucking bet welcher. Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house. Accompanied with a photo with arms crossed and a scowly coupon. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house. The compo face, there was a great fb page I saw once Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house. 6 Link to comment
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