Pet Hates

[Don Fonte]

Snap - got it delivered for ages but that shit pissed me off.

 

Need to earn more so I can send the butler like Boof.

[Guest milne_afc]

We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off.

 

"We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"

Good opportunity for them to dump the oldest stock on you too.

Just have a woman do it.

[Fridge]

We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off.

 

"We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"

Yeah that is comedy. You ordered microwave lasagne or some shite and as it was sold out so we have selected minestrone soup.

 

And when they give you stuff that is going out of date the next day. Pricks.

[Arabian Knight]

fuck.. eh goat stuck richt n the middle eh some richt mumsnet shyte there..oyah bastart thir ventin aff

[maryhilldon]

We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off.

 

"We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"

Can't you choose not to accept substitutes?

[dazzy_deff]

Can't you choose not to accept substitutes?

Aye you hand back what you don't want but the ridiculousness still pissed me off

[manboobs109]

Bunch of fucking old wifeys

[Zeus]

We got it delivered for a while but you get ridiculous substitutions if they dont have stuff and it pissed me off.

"We didn't have any cheddar cheese so we've gave you a tub of cottage cheese instead"

Sounds similar to being up 1-0 at home to Hamilton

 

“Coming off Niall McGinn, coming on Michael Devlin”

[ebbe]

Bunch of fucking old wifeys

You bought that 600 tins of beans yet min?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Sounds similar to being up 1-0 at home to Hamilton

 

“Coming off Niall McGinn, coming on Michael Devlin”

Correct on a number of levels.

[Poodler]

Aye did I dream that Mobby sent £100 to Moobs for beans?

[manboobs109]

Mobs donated £150 to charity(proof provided) above and beyond the call of duty as the bet was only £100. I did, somewhat rashly, say I'd do the beans thing. Truth be told I underestimated the hassle of buying and transporting that much beans so I fucked it off.

[Ke1t]

Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. 

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house. 

[Don Fonte]

Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves.

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

@@Millertime

[Don Fonte]

Mobs donated £150 to charity(proof provided) above and beyond the call of duty as the bet was only £100. I did, somewhat rashly, say I'd do the beans thing. Truth be told I underestimated the hassle of buying and transporting that much beans so I fucked it off.

Fucking bet welcher.

[Zeus]

Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. 

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

 

Accompanied with a photo with arms crossed and a scowly coupon.

[Poodler]

Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves.

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

 

The compo face, there was a great fb page I saw once

[Don Fonte]

Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves.

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

[Poodler]

Love island.

 

She's just put it on. State of that blonde Scottish pig!! Jesus Christ. Horrific.

 

Aff for a bath and some moosik

[manboobs109]

The compo face, there was a great fb page I saw once

I don't usually do these but fuck it...

 

Loved Last of the Summer Wine

[Arabian Knight]

chebs... awa n sit wi superhanz in the shyte yisless prik corner ya fat cunt

[The Boofon]

chebs... awa n sit wi superhanz in the shyte yisless prik corner ya fat cunt

 

Hahaha.

 

Magic.

[Poodler]

Haha saw that too

[The Boofon]

[tightbreeks]

Bindun

 

Probably most awards go to film makers and actors and so on is because its mostly men that make films. Andrea arnold made red road which is a great film. Its not like men enter miss world, not enough men in miss world, what's that all about?

[maryhilldon]

Yank produced movies set in London that place a red phone box on every corner in every scene. Phone boxes lol. It's 2020 ffs.

[BrianFaePerth]

Yank produced movies set in London that place a red phone box on every corner in every scene. Phone boxes lol. It's 2020 ffs.

Blacks stabbing each other in the background would be more representative

[maryhilldon]

Blacks stabbing each other in the background would be more representative

They could save money filming on location in Islamabad or Abuja. Couple of red phone boxes on the corner, sorted.

[tightbreeks]

Hech hoch from the simpsons, one of the best short films I've ever seen.

 

I like the European movies in black and white, set in a train station, where no one says a word to one another.

[tightbreeks]

When you're having a number two, reading schott's almanac and people insist that you hurry up coz we are leaving.