Betty Swallicks Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Women who want mens jobs. Bints affshore (not stewards). Absolutely pointless point scoring. I'd make a shit receptionist, nurse, office admin, nanny, cleaner etc and I'm happy to admit it. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Women who want mens jobs. Bints affshore (not stewards). Absolutely pointless point scoring. I'd make a shit receptionist, nurse, office admin, nanny, cleaner etc and I'm happy to admit it. Is a nurse a woman’s job? @Poodler Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Scared of women ^^^ Love Placebo Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Scared of women ^^^ Not at all. I'm all for them in a workplace that suits them. I employ a woman and 4 blokes. The female does a job the 4 blokes coundn't do and vice versa. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: The female does a job the blokes couldn’t do ?? Come on now . She takes it in her fud on a Friday, he fucks the blokes Monday to Thursday. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Today I’m doing woman’s jobs. Cooking, washing dishes, waitressing, cleaning, laundry, admin and reception. Getting paid men’s wages however. #winning 2 Link to comment
minijc Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Today I’m doing woman’s jobs. Cooking, washing dishes, waitressing, cleaning, laundry, admin and reception. Getting paid men’s wages however. #winning Hire me and I'll lick yer taes Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Has anyone ever eaten their pet? Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: I eat my pet cheeseburger once. Was his name @Millertime? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Howard Marks said: Has anyone ever eaten their pet? I eat my pet cheeseburger once. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Howard Marks said: Has anyone ever eaten their pet? Would you rather suck the cock of a dog to ejaculation or lick the farter of a toddler aggressively. after they've had a vindaloo 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Howard Marks said: Was his name @Millertime? Fucking no way, MT would have set the cheeseburger free back to the farm where it would wave at him to thank him. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Those rubbish Royal Navy/army advert on the telly where the guy speaking is always from the north east of England Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Just now, 1903Fitba said: Blokes who drive white cars. Complete benders. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Seat Ibiza/Leon drivers. Complete benders. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Those rubbish Royal Navy/army advert on the telly where the guy speaking is always from the north east of England I wur born in Durham but I wur beasted, bummed and broken in the Royal Navy.....kind of thing. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 From a small town and turned it around Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 I like how it implies those towns are such a fucking shit hole you’re better getting shipped off to the third world to get shot at for minimum wage. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Leads to a good pet hate that. Worship of squaddies who 'protect us and serve the country'. In actual fact they're imbeciles who'll get shot at for 21k a year and are largely irrelevant. 1 2 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Leads to a good pet hate that. Worship of squaddies who 'protect us and serve the country'. In actual fact they're imbeciles who'll get shot at for 21k a year and are largely irrelevant. They’ll have to fight a bit harder now for the worthless praise now shop workers and NHS canteen staff are national heros. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: They’ll have to fight a bit harder now for the worthless praise now shop workers and NHS canteen staff are national heros. Don't forget the delivery drivers from Amazon. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Aye fuck that. So just to confirm you want me to get up at 5am every morning to go for a jog, then punt me off somewhere where I’m actually hoping I get shot rather than getting caught and tortured to death. And you’re going to pay me fuck all and throw me on the scrap heap afterwards. I’ll have a think about it. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The Army advert where the boy is snowboarding and jetskiing and out on the sauce makes it look quite fun. I suspect it's nothing like that. Im not daft. You are quite the visionary. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Going by the latest recruitment ad, teenage black lassies are the target demographic when recruiting fighter pilots. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 6 hours ago, maryhilldon said: teenage black lassies My favourite was Donatello Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 8 hours ago, Fridge said: Aye fuck that. So just to confirm you want me to get up at 5am every morning to go for a jog, then punt me off somewhere where I’m actually hoping I get shot rather than getting caught and tortured to death. And you’re going to pay me fuck all and throw me on the scrap heap afterwards. I’ll have a think about it. I wur born in Durham and came home from whogivesashitistan in 3 different ambulances for universal credit kind of thing. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 9 hours ago, Fridge said: Aye fuck that. So just to confirm you want me to get up at 5am every morning to go for a jog, then punt me off somewhere where I’m actually hoping I get shot rather than getting caught and tortured to death. And you’re going to pay me fuck all and throw me on the scrap heap afterwards. I’ll have a think about it. Would still be a better option than living in Dundee though. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 A good mate of mine got the cushiest of cushy numbers in the RAF. Fucking great job when he got out as well. Fucked now because of the Covid panic attack but that's another story. Wouldn't talk anyone out of following that path but being a squaddie? Fuck that shit. Link to comment
Lencarl Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Serving in the Armed Forces. Don't knock it unless you try it. Link to comment
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