Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Going by the latest recruitment ad,  teenage black lassies are the target demographic when recruiting fighter pilots. 

Bitch you coming at me with sidewinders, you better fall back

[far's_the_bogs?]

People who think 'less' and 'fewer' are interchangeable.

[Betty Swallicks]

Kids in pubs.

[Fridge]

Seems I a assume you are not a raging child molester and pubs are nae open, fuck you on about?

[For Fecks Sake]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Seems I a assume you are not a raging child molester and pubs are nae open, fuck you on about?

How do you know that he is Aberdeen based?

[Poodler]

He's westhill isn't he?

Pseudo-posh ?

[Betty Swallicks]

21 hours ago, Poodler said:

He's westhill isn't he?

Pseudo-posh ?

Nit.

Not like you to make stuff up.

 

[Betty Swallicks]

23 hours ago, Fridge said:

Seems I a assume you are not a raging child molester and pubs are nae open, fuck you on about?

The fuck you on aboot? 

"Seems I a"?

 

[Crashnyploshnit]

Arabian Knight. The walking zombie that he is. Speaks absolute indecipherable garbage. He should be banned from our forum.

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

Arabian Knight. The walking zombie that he is. Speaks absolute indecipherable garbage. He should be banned from our forum.

Get out the Pub, dork. 

[maryhilldon]

39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thankfully the mods recently told him to rein it in. 

? Did they? 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

The fuck you on aboot? 

"Seems I a"?

 

Granted schoolboy error with the spelling.

Anyway why are you going to pubs where there are kids?

 

 

[Redforever86]

Midges.

Fucking horrendous over here just now.

Even the co-op has clouds of the cunts.

[Simply Red]

30 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Granted schoolboy error with the spelling.

Anyway why are you going to pubs where there are kids?

 

 

Different pubs for different needs is my guess.

[Crashnyploshnit]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Get out the Pub, dork. 

I'm assuming you are referring to the erstwhile Arabian Knight to "get out of the pub, dork." 

[Henry]

55 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

I'm assuming you are referring to the erstwhile Arabian Knight to "get out of the pub, dork." 

A post where you didn’t mention Hibs or Hearts.

Well done.

GTF back to the football forum, Arabian Knight’s alright (for fighting). 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Midges.

Fucking horrendous over here just now.

Even the co-op has clouds of the cunts.

Watched a video of some guy camping on the west coast and the amount of midgies on his tent was unreal.

Vicious little bastards ?

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

 

Even the co-op has clouds of the cunts.

How much do they cost? 

[Redforever86]

8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

How much do they cost? 

More than at the flea market. 

[maryhilldon]

35 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

More than at the flea market. 

?

[Arabian Knight]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

? Did they? 

nut.ir ye that gullibl..tae pit yer belief in a cockroach thit emails hotel o a weel kent mongo n tells thim rumpus n miller ir headin ower..n then the cunt gits inta a spaz attack n flees liket the end o poltergeist..whaur thon wee roach gits ez audacity tae ca ony cunt a stalkr is a fuckin bressnek n a helf like..the cunts obsessd

[Crashnyploshnit]

22 hours ago, Henry said:

A post where you didn’t mention Hibs or Hearts.

Well done.

GTF back to the football forum, Arabian Knight’s alright (for fighting). 

Wrong Canadian. I rarely mention other SPFL teams.

[manboobs109]

I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. 

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. 

Order from a fruit and veg merchant then or from your local farm shop. Idiot.

[Simply Red]

4 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. 

Textbook fat cunt excuses.

Its too expensive, it tastes shite etc. ‘It’s no wonder i just buy unhealthy shite.’

Funny how the rest of us can buy decent fruit fae the supermarket (tesco/sainsers/asda)

[Guest the shepherd]

On 8/18/2020 at 8:09 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

Whatcha' talkin' about SR?

Loved Diff'rent Strokes.

[Parklife]

8 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. 

You should've took up one of those fruit picking jobs then, lazy bones. 

[YorkDon]

5 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Textbook fat cunt excuses.

Its too expensive, it tastes shite etc. ‘It’s no wonder i just buy unhealthy shite.’

Funny how the rest of us can buy decent fruit fae the supermarket (tesco/sainsers/asda)

Those excuses are up there with “i’m just big boned” and “it’s in my genes” 

Also see, “that healthy food gives me bad guts”, aye cos it takes a few weeks/months to clear out all the years of shite you’ve eaten and drank you gimp.

[manboobs109]

6 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Textbook fat cunt excuses.

Its too expensive, it tastes shite etc. ‘It’s no wonder i just buy unhealthy shite.’

Funny how the rest of us can buy decent fruit fae the supermarket (tesco/sainsers/asda)

You're obvs just programmed to accept shite. With the exception of bananas which are generally always alright supermarket fruit is hit and miss as fuck. We've got pears in the fruit bowl meant to be 'ripe and ready' that you could beat someone to death with

[alscotoz]

Folk who park across the pavement. Get into the garage/carport/driveway or park on the street. Cunts.