Pet Hates

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

The reporter said  ' although she said she hadn't experienced overt racism,  she had.... blah blah'.  So no need for interpretation, that's what she told the reporter off camera.  Maybe the reporter made it up? 

Im with you MHD. It was clear as day to me, hence me commenting on it. 

No racism, but being reported as such. Dangerous stuff. Instigated by the tv company but the girl was unequivocally talking dangerous levels of shite. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I’m interested if she’s ever “sat down for a cup of tea” with her pals Stinky, Speccy, Spotty, Fatso and Ginger.

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

I’m interested if she’s ever “sat down for a cup of tea” with her pals Stinky, Speccy, Spotty, Fatso and Ginger.

Hated the Spice Girls. 

[Fridge]

Folk not letting you sit down and hitting you with questions. Let me take off my jacket and I will tell you  what outstanding anectodes I have. At least give me a chance to get in the door.

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Folk not letting you sit down and hitting you with questions. Let me take off my jacket and I will tell you  what outstanding anectodes I have. At least give me a chance to get in the door.

Meeting with your lawyer?

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Folk not letting you sit down and hitting you with questions. Let me take off my jacket and I will tell you  what outstanding anectodes I have. At least give me a chance to get in the door.

'So, I was walking out of the Spar...'

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Folk not letting you sit down and hitting you with questions. Let me take off my jacket and I will tell you  what outstanding anectodes I have. At least give me a chance to get in the door.

Prosecution lawyers don't fuck about. Time is money. 

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

.., and the next thing I remember is waking up in the anal trauma ward."

? Is that a specific ward?  They don't mention it on Holby. 

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Procurator Fiscals are state-funded. Only witnesses talk with these second rate lawyers, never the accuseds. Time is not money to these specimens. 

Thanks RS,  you've ruined my joke. 

[maryhilldon]

17 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

It was worth it. You'll know the next time. Lawyer would've worked, the suggestion that the cunt was in trouble. Prosecution lawyer was just silly. 

Duly noted. 

[maryhilldon]

Ethnic minorities are really over represented on tv these days.  The TV execs are obsessed,  can't turn on the news without hearing the opinions of a black or Asian woman.  And watching the ads you'd think Britain was a 50/50 race mix.  I'm all for proportional representation. 

[BrianFaePerth]

^^racist

[Henry]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Ethnic minorities are really over represented on tv these days.  The TV execs are obsessed,  can't turn on the news without hearing the opinions of a black or Asian woman.  And watching the ads you'd think Britain was a 50/50 race mix.  I'm all for proportional representation. 

I see Alex Scott is going to get the Question of Sport host job. 

[Henry]

Banks are particularly bad for it, you’d think everyone in Britain was in a mixed race relationship. 

[Henry]

And Bake-Off has their usual tick box exercise of contestants every year. 

[Chewie37]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

I see Alex Scott is going to get the Question of Sport host job. 

Be a good gig now the kilt hire has stopped

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

Banks are particularly bad for it, you’d think everyone in Britain was in a mixed race relationship. 

Haha so true 

 

 

[Henry]

The phrase ‘staycation’

it’s a holiday FFS

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

The phrase ‘staycation’

it’s a holiday FFS

Aye its usage has reached irritating fucking levels. 

Only women and cunts would use such a word. 

[Zeus]

Sorry ?

[Fridge]

35 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Aye its usage has reached irritating fucking levels. 

Only women and cunts would use such a word. 

What the fuck does that mean? Never hear it, your’re staying at home for your vacation?

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I like her . 

Aye,  I quite like her.  Rather look at her than Barker (I don't watch it but my point stands). 

[Simply Red]

54 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck does that mean? Never hear it, your’re staying at home for your vacation?

Just means youre having a holiday in the uk. ‘Staycation’  Fuck off

[Zeus]

Better nae book a staycation this October.

Probably get cancelled by Sturgo 

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Homiday

When Rumpus gets ranked off on the sub-continent?

[Simply Red]

Sportscene tonight..

Can we please just get the wifie fitba pundits clean to fuck.

Theyve never played at the level theyre talking about but they are on there, im assuming, on that premise. Its a fucking joke. Makes them look stupid and makes my ears bleed. Im not saying i love wee Naisy or Faddy doing the same job but i can let them off knowing theyve atleast played at the same level theyre talking about. 

Its the equivalent of televising Hawkings and his pals talking quantum physics and throwing a lassie in whos doing her higher physics just to appease the PC cunts. Just a fucking nonsense. 

 

[Parklife]

She's better than McFadden. 

[Guest milne_afc]

The drunkard lezza who got sacked for bullying the Scotch lassies was on earlier saying she thinks Motherwell will beat the Dons. 

Annoyed me and I don't even like the Dons. 

[Simply Red]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I get what youre saying SR but Ive never played at the highest level but could easily comment on a game. There are very few pundits about who actually point things out tactically that you are unaware of. I include all male Scottish players in this. It's all cliched pap. The women have just copied the men.

Glenn Hoddle is the best at explaining shit. A cunt of a man but the best analyst by miles. 

Agree with all that Hanz, even the Hoddle bit. Always impressed with his analysis. (Except on the disableds) 

My point is we’re not on there because we havent played at that level. Neither has Julie Fleeting or whoever else. I saw some girl at HT in an english game saying to Rio Ferdinand  ‘we both know what its like to play these big champions league games’ Do you fuck.

Im aware that what im saying can be construed as misogynistic and largely irrational. I just think they are there solely to appease the PC brigade and are worse than the already shite blokes and need to fuck off. Women fitba players imitating retarded male players is really fucking bad tv for me.  

[Parklife]

I'd rather we got the best people for the job. Unfortunately we get dense ex-pros who're too dumb to analyse the games and educate the viewer, which is their primary purpose. 

Ive no care whether they have a cock or a fanny, or have player for Barcelona or Glasgow city. Just tell me things I don't know.