Pet Hates

[alscotoz]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

What do you do when you see this Bri? Clench your teeth and seethe for a bitty?

Little Britain. Little imagination.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

 

 

Much like me and DWT - I don't know where I'd be if it wasnae for that haven of warmth.

Given how much money you’ve squandered eh would wager In a much bigger house with a large titted dolly burd.

[Poodler]

Dog shit in the garden. 
 

pick up your pathetic pets shit.

 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Communal?  (The garden, not the shit)

[Henry]

Loved Don’t Leave Me This Way

[The Boofon]

Can't be arsed searching but someone said the other day that that stupid "A" celebration was something to do with some cancer victim.

 

Appears not.

Dickhead players up here doing it too despite not being in the chat.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8945343/Premier-Leagues-celebration-nod-group-Chilwell-Grealish-called-Avengers.html

[Poodler]

... ... ... your boys took one hell of a beating 

 

written exclusively by men 50+ 

[For Fecks Sake]

Pricks in the overtaking lane who slam the brakes on when they realise there is a speed camera coming up, go through it at 55mph then proceed to floor it once through.

You can go through it safely at 78mph you know.

[The Cockney Don]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

... ... ... your boys took one hell of a beating 

 

written exclusively by men 50+ 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Tv and media saying everything trumpoid claims to be unsubstantiated.

Yes he’s not provided proof but no other claim by a politician, sportsman or anything else is ever prefixed with it.

 

[manboobs109]

The obsession with Trump in general. I can get Americans bothering but Scottish cunts? I saw that green party cunt wanting Sturgeon to start some kind of criminal thing against him. I hope he nukes us as his last act as president. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Diwali

when did this become a thing?

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Diwali

when did this become a thing?

Since you moved to Oz.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

Since you moved to Oz.

Ah right. Happy Diwali to you and yours

[Zeus]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Diwali

 

Was terrible in that semi final vs Motherwell 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Diwali

when did this become a thing?

Agreed. Cunts on the telly wishing cunts a happy diwali. Complete nonsense. Some bint on the news was giving it 'Diwali is going to look very different this year' (that phrase is a pet hate as well)

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh was watching a bit of British tv (fuckin depressing btw) and some boy going on about the covids cases and how you were heading in to the festivals season and he didn’t mean Glastonbury ffs

 

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Eastern philosophies ring the most true to me, the Bhagavad Gita, the three Gunas and Zen being favourites. 

Light of Bengal for me. 

[Studebaker-90]

38 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

They served me a steak sandwich in Morocco during Ramadan once. And a nice freezing soda to wash it down. I swear the cunt was questioning his religion when doing so in 36 degree heat. Not as much as I was though, much as I agree with the concept of fasting, abstinence from time to time in particular. 

Love REM 

[Poodler]

When buying clothes and the adverts state;

 

vegan friendly 

eco friendly 

recycled blah blah 

 

that's getting really annoying 

[Zeus]

Seen an advert for vegan trainers the other day (they were bowff) 

Fuck can trainers be vegan? 

 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I like the ones for toothpaste, detergent and the likes where (bearing in mind Domestos used to boast it killed everything, dead!) now the clearly lawyer approved ad states their product kills 99.9999% of everything complete with diagram showing some of the resistant little bugs remaining.

I wonder what the modern safety videos would be like?  The wee lad running on the beach about to step on the broken bottle with the message "Other beer bottle brands are available and less slashy"  

[DD1903]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Seen an advert for vegan trainers the other day (they were bowff) 

Fuck can trainers be vegan? 

 

They don't eat any animal products ? 

[YorkDon]

My car has vegan leather seats-basically recycled plastic and plant based stuff I believe.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

My car has vegan leather seats-basically recycled plastic and plant based stuff I believe.

Sorry for my naivety but never knew a vegan by-product could come from a meat producing animal. 

[Henry]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

faux leather

More commonly from cows is it not. 

[Simply Red]

36 minutes ago, Henry said:

More commonly from cows is it not. 

No, fauxes.

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Sorry for my naivety but never knew a vegan by-product could come from a meat producing animal. 

Naivety or ignorance? 
 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Naivety or ignorance? 
 

Maybe a combination of both. 

I was led to believe from a debate I listened to years ago on the radio involving hardcore vegans that they wouldn't use the new plastic five pound notes as they're made with tallow (sheep and cattle fat).  Does it matter what a fiver is made of, for fucks sake? 

I thought that was a bit OTT of the vegans on the debate but each to their own if they value and believe in something so strongly. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bet if you owed a vegan a fiver they wouldn't be long in asking for it back. 

??. Very fucking true min. If they're not happy getting back in the form of a fiver note, tough. They can do their own exchanging of it for coins.