Pet Hates

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

I have to have serious conversations with the bird and while piss myself laughing I can hardly say I am discussing dogging online.

Just tell her we laugh at you getting beaten up by some kids 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

There is no 5:30 in the afternoon.

Explain please. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Don't talk shite. 6 is early evening.

6 is the cusp.  In fact no,  5.59 and 59 seconds is still afternoon,  you're right. 

[maryhilldon]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

NO fucking chance. " 'I'll see you tomorrow afternoon"  

"  What time?  

" 5 to 6 ok?"    

 

Fitba kick offs at 5.30 are described as' late afternoon ' kickoffs.  After 6 is evening.  Is it!?   You're making me doubt myself! ?

 

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

After 5 is evening time.

Even if I'm officially wrong, I do not give a fuck - thats the rule ^

First time you've ever been correct.

 

 

[Henry]

11 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Who knows if she’s a keeper

Big Sondico gloves and Vaseline along the eyebrows would be a good clue. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Drove by the local doggers tonight at Cathkin Braes in Glasgow .Utter chaos as sluts tried to wank off as many fat bellied old men as possible before the 6pm curfew.

Cathkin Braes in Glasgow is the local gay haunt is it not?

[The Boofon]

32 minutes ago, Henry said:

Big Sondico gloves and Vaseline along the eyebrows would be a good clue. 

?

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Cathkin Braes in Glasgow is the local gay haunt is it not?

@dad should be able to help with this.

[Guest milne_afc]

17 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Cathkin Braes in Glasgow is the local gay haunt is it not?

You’d think gay haunts would be a thing of the past now that it’s legal to be a poofter. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

You’d think gay haunts would be a thing of the past now that it’s legal to be a poofter. 

Very true min. Going by what Hanz said they were quite conspicuous, not giving a fuck about being seen whilst indulging in their homosexual acts.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

24 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

@dad should be able to help with this.

??

[YorkDon]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

Big Sondico gloves and Vaseline along the eyebrows would be a good clue. 

Thankfully she doesna have the bandy legs ana.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cathkin Braes is like a decathlon venue of dodgy activities. Homosexual acts, Dogging, Dog fights, drug dealing etc. It's also get a decent mountain bike track as a legacy of The 2014 Commonwealth Games . 

??. I can see why Glasgow once upon a time was voted the City of Culture. Very diverse and inclusive, and provides equal opportunities for the minorities. 

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

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Hang on a minute I thing it’s been established he goes round playgrounds looking for young kids. Never been anything to suggest he is gay.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

I lived there at the time. Comical it was. Some garden theme park shit at Govan was cringeworthy.

It was laughable min. I was down to that theme park you are on about, give me Ecky Brae fair any day. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Hang on a minute I thing it’s been established he goes round playgrounds looking for young kids. Never been anything to suggest he is gay.

It all depends on the gender of child he is interested in and keen on to invite to see his puppies. 

[The Boofon]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cathkin Braes is like a decathlon venue of dodgy activities. Homosexual acts, Dogging, Dog fights, drug dealing etc. It's also get a decent mountain bike track as a legacy of The 2014 Commonwealth Games . 

Do you go there Daley?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

What do you expect from weegies?

Pretending to be "cultured" and giving coonsillors the power to spend money to falsify truth was never going to work. Hull had it recently, the capital of Fentanyl. Wonder if they embraced that in their year of culture? Sectarian sickness was ignored in 1988 (was it?) but they still love it. The kafflick mafia are running rampant in the city chambers, revenge for the discrimination the oirish immigrants got in the Clydeside shipyards.

Bang on, it was 1988 if my memory is still working correctly. You could smell the sectarian sickness in the air and it registered as so even though I was just 9 years old at the time.

A truly fucking horrible city (always a pleasure getting a win there). 

[Fridge]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

??

Hang on a minute I thing it’s been established he goes round playgrounds looking for young kids. Never been anything to suggest he is gay.

[Fridge]

I just find In general Glaswegians are all loudmouths thinking they are hilarious and asking whether you are Rangers or Celtic. 

Just leave me alone. Probably a cultural Aberdonian thing.

[maryhilldon]

10 hours ago, The Boofon said:

First time you've ever been correct.

 

 

Either you and Dad are correct,  or the Cambridge and Collins dictionaries are correct.  I know who I'll go with. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Doesn't matter to me where you're from Rozzers. You're the one that keeps labouring with this, frankly odd,  ' weegie'   obsession. 

A common trait in ABZ. Way too many of its inhabitants are obsessed with "weegies" and Glasgow. 

[Joe pike]

Scousers and weegies are basically the same.

Loud,work shy and think they are all comedians.

Four out of five scousers I worked offshore with ended getting sacked.

[Parklife]

38 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Scousers and weegies are basically the same.

Loud,work shy and think they are all comedians.

Four out of five scousers I worked offshore with ended getting sacked.

They don't run away from questions though, Joe. If that even is your real name. 

[DD1903]

17 hours ago, Parklife said:

A common trait in ABZ. Way too many of its inhabitants are obsessed with "weegies" and Glasgow. 

It's that Inferiority complex...

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

It's that Inferiority complex...

No need for a capital letter on inferiority. Thick weegie cunt.

[DD1903]

23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

No need for a capital letter on inferiority. Thick weegie cunt.

Did you ask misers first, before posting? 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

Did you ask misers first, before posting? 

If you were a prick? Nah, it's fairly obvious.

[DD1903]

15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

If you were a prick? Nah, it's fairly obvious.

Lolz

Best sticking to hanging in to miser's coat tails - 'stick in' etc and asking for betting tips. 
 

and having an Inferiority complex ?