daytripping Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 27 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Like Skike fae the Masada Ledge I drink it from a schooner (not the boat) Loved that pub. Schooner, nae masada. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Big Sam drinks pints of wine ? top geezer knew a guy once who did the same but with port Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 I downed a pint of whisky as a teenager . it did not end well . Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 16 hours ago, maryhilldon said: ? You're kidding, right? No seriously. Saw a clip of it online somewhere. I'll try and find it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 15 hours ago, Simply Red said: He's not the worst manager out there but he's a solid gold mongle. Like n'mean. I used to listen to that other Spazzy Brazil in the van in the mornings and when Big Sam was on his "like n'mean" thing did my tits in. Brazil would be practically rimming him as well. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I downed a pint of whisky as a teenager . it did not end well . @Bluto10 Any experience of downing whisky, around the festive period in a chip shop perhaps? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Henry said: @Bluto10 Any experience of downing whisky, around the festive period in a chip shop perhaps? been there, done that H min. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Why in the name of fuck did you do that son? Pure prickishness, or owing to some kind of baiting from onlookers? Dad getting excited about a paralytic teenage boy. Imagination running wild with "It did not end well". Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: Like n'mean. I used to listen to that other Spazzy Brazil in the van in the mornings and when Big Sam was on his "like n'mean" thing did my tits in. Brazil would be practically rimming him as well. Haha i noticed that as well. Painfull. Brazil rims every guest on there. Absolute balloon Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: Why in the name of fuck did you do that son? Pure prickishness, or owing to some kind of baiting from onlookers? Goaded on by a young lady. The immediate vomit not so impressive . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Not the first time you'll have puked on your mas tits though. My mum had a double mastectomy , mate. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Now she's 3 less tits. ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 your dug's goat tits Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dad said: Bloody lassies Ah no Thought you'd prefer them not bleeding. Creep. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Football players being taken off when 2-0 down giving the high fives to their team mates on the bench. Should be made to turn round and get their arse kicked instead. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: New word (to me) popping up all over the place the last few days ‘Nixed’ annoying Fit is it? Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 'normalcy' has been grating my tits lately. The latest Americanism bastardising the English language Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Fit is it? Nix - think its like jinxing something Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, frankie_mac's_4 said: Nix - think its like jinxing something Think that is dad? @Dad Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said: Nix - think its like jinxing something It can fuck off whatever it is Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 19 minutes ago, Dad said: It means putting an end to summat Fuck off. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Dad said: Go fuck yourself you ugly piece of shit @manboobs109 no need for that Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dad said: Go fuck yourself you ugly piece of shit Dad min, you been on the Brandies? Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dad said: Who me? How - why? No - where? Just seem a tad aggressive Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Don't make me choose a side boys. Life is hard enough as it is. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Just now, Dad said: And I wouldnae manchebs son - tbf its that wee vsgina dodger who wanders in, random as a peach in winter - acting as if he can just slip a wee slight out william nilly To clarify - hes the at mentioning you like a wee slime chebs son; for that I feel it only just you should assist me burying him somewhere first dropping in on my maws house for a knife to hack off his paw Stoned pater? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dad said: a bitty son aye No harm in that man. I've been pissing it up all day. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dad said: Darn tootin' - January a write-off; may as well slip a bowls full into ones body every couple hours or so - fuck it Even with 69 helping, DWT still didnae win - fuck off cunt universe; you owe me Hopefully you don't have a stroke. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I've said this before but the length of the questions on Mastermind drive me fucking nuts. It's mental. He chunters on for fucking ages. Link to comment
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