Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

41 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Take your word for it, i don't read the press and the Hat is my only social media.

Ok, fair enough. It just seemed quite coincidental, and possible someone had mentioned it to you face to face and then you put it on here. 

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

= low (facebook) friend count

Facebook lol. Is that still a thing?

[Poodler]

Leaf blowers. 
 

Slope across the road uses his every day. Pointless endeavour. 
 

suspect he just does it to get away from his awful life in the house tbh (3 young kids) 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Leaf blowers. 
 

Slope across the road uses his every day. Pointless endeavour. 
 

suspect he just does it to get away from his awful life in the house tbh (3 young kids) 

Autumn. LOL. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 hours ago, Poodler said:

Leaf blowers. 
 

Slope across the road uses his every day. Pointless endeavour. 
 

suspect he just does it to get away from his awful life in the house tbh (3 young kids) 

. Haven't heard that expression for yonks min. A very apt. adjective indeed.👍

[cheesepipes]

I could see the satisfaction of blowing leaves into your neighbours garden when he or she is out to work.

 

[BitWait]

Is Slope not an Americanism ? No matter if it is , it's a good one. 

[Bluto10]

duvall in apocalypse now

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, BitWait said:

Is Slope not an Americanism ? No matter if it is , it's a good one. 

It might be min, a very, straight-to-the-point descriptive word that originated either during WWII, the Vietnam War, or was a word used in the film Full Metal Jacket.🤔😄

Edit: Bluto has clarified its origin.👍

[DeltaRay1903]

The serving lassies in baker shops getting stroppy when you decide you want a very specific pie / funcy piece far behind the glass cabinet and you try to direct them towards it in a golden shot stylee.

 

[DeltaRay1903]

The four eyed baldy but beardy jewish bloke on GB News 'Headliners'.

Josh Howie? What the fuck sort of undercover name is that for an Ikey Mo to be sporting. Anyway he's an ultra Zionist and he drives me round the feckin bend.

The yankee bloke (Lewis Schaffer. Proper yid name but he doesn't make a big deal out of being Jewish) on the other hand is off his nut and cheers me up no end with his utter madness. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said:

The serving lassies in baker shops getting stroppy when you decide you want a very specific pie / funcy piece far behind the glass cabinet and you try to direct them towards it in a golden shot stylee.

 

It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬

It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄

[Redforever86]

16 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬

It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄

That your trigger word? 🍆

[Poodler]

18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬

It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄

Fits the best baker up the road, MAD?

As in the quality of the pie, not the customer service 😡😡

 

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬

It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄

You ever haggled over a pie MAD?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

That your trigger word? 🍆

Trigger word = micro? Yes.🤬👍

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

18 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Fits the best baker up the road, MAD?

As in the quality of the pie, not the customer service 😡😡

 

I would say unequivocally it is Webster's Bakery on the High Street up our way, Poodler min. Their caramel doughnuts are orgasmic.👍

Less expensive and better than Bruce's and Murdoch Allan's. The latter is a ripping off lad, whilst the owner of the former is a full-on tim.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

You ever haggled over a pie MAD?

Aye, I have, when the baker vans used to do the rounds in 80s.

Due to pocket money limitations, the driver of the van would cut us a deal based on the level of coin I had on me at the time when wishing to purchase a scotch pie or fancy piece.

I miss them baker vans.😄

[chief_wiggum]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye, I have, when the baker vans used to do the rounds in 80s.

Due to pocket money limitations, the driver of the van would cut us a deal based on the level of coin I had on me at the time when wishing to purchase a scotch pie or fancy piece.

I miss them baker vans.😄

Aitkens  van then Mitchell and muil then strarthdee 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, chief_wiggum said:

Aitkens  van then Mitchell and muil then strarthdee 

Hopefully you never received received any extras from the man on the Aitkens van min.🙏

Strathdee used to have a place on the High Street in Fraserburgh called the Light Bite in the 80s into the 90s. Bought over by a company called Limond's IIRC.

[chief_wiggum]

13 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Hopefully you never received received any extras from the man on the Aitkens van min.🙏

Strathdee used to have a place on the High Street in Fraserburgh called the Light Bite in the 80s into the 90s. Bought over by a company called Limond's IIRC.

I’m not judging them on their kiddy fiddling expertise, more their strawberry tarts and cream buns 🤤

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

I’m not judging them on their kiddy fiddling expertise, more their strawberry tarts and cream buns 🤤

Their butteries fae Wilson's newsagent on King Street were grand as well min until their taste were somewhat soured.😄

[Don Fonte]

27 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

I’m not judging them on their kiddy fiddling expertise, more their strawberry tarts and cream buns 🤤

They involved with any cream pies?