Simply Red Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Horse birds = psychos Agreed. Daddys girls. Spoilt cunts Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 On 4/9/2021 at 1:38 PM, Poodler said: Horse birds = psychos Agreed. Used to go out with a girl who had a horse and at first I thought it would be all tight jodhpurs and frolics like a Gilly Cooper novel. Reality was she spent pretty much every spare moment at the stables mucking out, her jodhpurs stank of wet horse and shit and she spent a small fortune of vet bills. Cracking ride when she was on top like but that was not enough to save the relationship and we soon split up. Incidentally she is still single and still into her horses and will probably die old and alone. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 I wonder if they ever look twice at that massive throbbed the horses have Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 On 4/9/2021 at 8:38 AM, Poodler said: Horse birds = psychos Cleverest bird I ever went out with was a horsey sort... kept them out Hazelhead way. Was a very brief relationship, and I got practically no action... I think she realised her mistake early on and was just looking for a way to end it, to be fair to her. I reckon she had a good hundred IQ points on me... I was like her little monkey. My subsequent bird was thicker than shit. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 26 minutes ago, Poodler said: I wonder if they ever look twice at that massive throbbed the horses have They've no option... one of the things they do to keep the horse clean is shove a finger up its japs eye. Come to think of it... her horse was getting more action than I was. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Since it’s the hates thread. Wifies (and it’s always wifies) who come in to the supermarket straight from the horse stables in their stinking wellies. And now I know where their fingers been that also explains a lot. But heh, they’ve got their mask and they’re sometimes 2m at most. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Ke1t said: Cleverest bird I ever went out with was a horsey sort... I reckon she had a good hundred IQ points on me... I was like her little monkey. Her 110 is only average tho. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 I remember there was a bird in the paper making a fortune cleaning horse cocks. She was tidy as fuck if I mind right. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/cleaning-sheaths-the-bean-queen-665653 "The ‘bean’ is the common name for a collection of smegma in the tip of the horse’s penis" No beans on toast for me today Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 35 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I remember there was a bird in the paper making a fortune cleaning horse cocks. She was tidy as fuck if I mind right. Correct and she goes around all the stables washing horses cocks - fair conversation starter on a date I would imagine ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/cleaning-sheaths-the-bean-queen-665653 "The ‘bean’ is the common name for a collection of smegma in the tip of the horse’s penis" No beans on toast for me today Jesus. I was wondering what she does with the collection of ' beans' ..., is there any nutritional value for humans for example or can you sell them as Chinese medicine.., then 'bang' there's a photo of one in that article. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 A bird on my instagram just posted the Starbucks Audi wheel combo and it says ‘... iPhone 6’ on her car screen. Next picture ‘just so you all know I don’t have an iPhone 6, dunno why it says that !!!!’ Liked perving on her but she has to go. Complete fool. Imagine being that self absorbed to think anyone cares what phone you have sent from my iPhone 11 Pro 256gb 2 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Poodler said: A bird on my instagram just posted the Starbucks Audi wheel combo and it says ‘... iPhone 6’ on her car screen. Next picture ‘just so you all know I don’t have an iPhone 6, dunno why it says that !!!!’ Liked perving on her but she has to go. Complete fool. Imagine being that self absorbed to think anyone cares what phone you have sent from my iPhone 11 Pro 256gb Pics? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 The use of the word 'troops'. 'Alright troops' 'How we doing troops?' FUCK OFF 2 Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Poodler said: A bird on my instagram just posted the Starbucks Audi wheel combo and it says ‘... iPhone 6’ on her car screen. Next picture ‘just so you all know I don’t have an iPhone 6, dunno why it says that !!!!’ Liked perving on her but she has to go. Complete fool. Imagine being that self absorbed to think anyone cares what phone you have sent from my iPhone 11 Pro 256gb Folk that queue outside the Apple store overnight to get the new iPhone first. Wtf is the point, for a slightly better camera or some shit. sent from my Nokia not had to be recharged since 2005. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: Folk that queue outside the Apple store overnight to get the new iPhone first. Wtf is the point, for a slightly better camera or some shit. sent from my Nokia not had to be recharged since 2005. ?. My £10 Sagem mobile phone bought from Woolies was like that as well. Fantastic phone. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: The use of the word 'troops'. 'Alright troops' 'How we doing troops?' FUCK OFF A weegie term made worse when used by non-weegies. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Simply Red said: A weegie term made worse when used by non-weegies. Correct. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 6 hours ago, YorkDon said: Her 110 is only average tho. Ye cheeky monkey ? In all honesty she was very, very clever... and it's a shite feeling when you're going out with someone who's operating on a level your little squirrel brain clearly isn't compatible with. I think it was a conscious decision to find the dumbest cunt I could right after that. Enormous tits and the mind of a small forest creature. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Ye cheeky monkey ? In all honesty she was very, very clever... and it's a shite feeling when you're going out with someone who's operating on a level your little squirrel brain clearly isn't compatible with. I think it was a conscious decision to find the dumbest cunt I could right after that. Enormous tits and the mind of a small forest creature. Was an open goal Kelt. Sometimes enormous tits and the mind of a small forest creature is precisely what you need. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: The use of the word 'troops'. 'Alright troops' 'How we doing troops?' FUCK OFF There was a boy on the hill today with a red/ white scarf. I says up the dons! Hamilton ya dafty dafty, that’s another Glasgow een Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Hope you pushed him off Or shagged his missus. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Poodler said: A bird on my instagram just posted the Starbucks Audi wheel combo and it says ‘... iPhone 6’ on her car screen. Next picture ‘just so you all know I don’t have an iPhone 6, dunno why it says that !!!!’ Liked perving on her but she has to go. Complete fool. Imagine being that self absorbed to think anyone cares what phone you have sent from my iPhone 11 Pro 256gb It's too bad women aren't like kittens, and you could just sink them in a pond, inside a bag filled with rocks. Legally, I mean. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Golf sorry gents, I just dinna get it. Cant believe people make a weekend of it Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 it’s OK poodles, it is allowed to laff @ RS without meaning grave offense. golf is (massive) LOL Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Just now, rocket_scientist said: I don't play golf. What do you mean, fuckwit? thought you were in the golf game. my mistake. apologies, move on. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 whatever golfs fuckin guff imo 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 aye cos u metter..yer intae indie pop rock, hidin bairns n pretendin tae drink ? 2 1 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Just now, rocket_scientist said: I love the game. No surprise you don't get it. We've seen into your eyes. stop paraphrasing him. think for yourself tbh I’m not bothered about golf, just makin a joke. no problem with golfers, just couldn’t finish a whole one Link to comment
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