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Bunch of fucking old wifeys

You bought that 600 tins of beans yet min?

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Sounds similar to being up 1-0 at home to Hamilton

 

“Coming off Niall McGinn, coming on Michael Devlin”

Correct on a number of levels.

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Aye did I dream that Mobby sent £100 to Moobs for beans?

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Mobs donated £150 to charity(proof provided) above and beyond the call of duty as the bet was only £100. I did, somewhat rashly, say I'd do the beans thing. Truth be told I underestimated the hassle of buying and transporting that much beans so I fucked it off.

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Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. 

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house. 

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Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves.

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

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Mobs donated £150 to charity(proof provided) above and beyond the call of duty as the bet was only £100. I did, somewhat rashly, say I'd do the beans thing. Truth be told I underestimated the hassle of buying and transporting that much beans so I fucked it off.

Fucking bet welcher.

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Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves. 

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

 

Accompanied with a photo with arms crossed and a scowly coupon.

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Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves.

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

 

The compo face, there was a great fb page I saw once

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Folk who, rather than help themselves, contact the papers in order to appeal to others to fix their shit for them because they're too lazy/hopeless to do it themselves.

 

Almost always accompanied by a picture of them outside their house.

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Love island.

 

She's just put it on. State of that blonde Scottish pig!! Jesus Christ. Horrific.

 

Aff for a bath and some moosik

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The compo face, there was a great fb page I saw once

I don't usually do these but fuck it...

 

Loved Last of the Summer Wine

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chebs... awa n sit wi superhanz in the shyte yisless prik corner ya fat cunt

Edited by Arabian Knight

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chebs... awa n sit wi superhanz in the shyte yisless prik corner ya fat cunt

 

Hahaha.

 

Magic.

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chebs... awa n sit wi superhanz in the shyte yisless prik corner ya fat cunt

 

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Bindun

 

Probably most awards go to film makers and actors and so on is because its mostly men that make films. Andrea arnold made red road which is a great film. Its not like men enter miss world, not enough men in miss world, what's that all about?

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The clique playing the old minus and plus game. Ferrets of the chutney variety the lot of them.

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Yank produced movies set in London that place a red phone box on every corner in every scene. Phone boxes lol. It's 2020 ffs.

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Yank produced movies set in London that place a red phone box on every corner in every scene. Phone boxes lol. It's 2020 ffs.

Blacks stabbing each other in the background would be more representative

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Blacks stabbing each other in the background would be more representative

They could save money filming on location in Islamabad or Abuja. Couple of red phone boxes on the corner, sorted.

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Right pair of moguls ^

 

In fact - pair of arseholes it is

Edited by Dad

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Hech hoch from the simpsons, one of the best short films I've ever seen.

 

I like the European movies in black and white, set in a train station, where no one says a word to one another.

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When you're having a number two, reading schott's almanac and people insist that you hurry up coz we are leaving.

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People who think the stairs in their house make handy shelves. On the plus side, 'accidentally' kicking their shite from top to bottom is very therapeutic.

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Visitors who have a shite in your toilet . Dae yer shite in yer ain hoose. 

Wife has a pal who is fucking rancid. Shite smells like turnips and burning tyres.

Boak. 

 

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