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10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Daddy Longlegs 

 

Fits the point in them? Just float about being a general pain in the arse. 

 

The daddy long legs has a poisonous bite but has no teeth to administer the bite.

Factoid

Folk that are scared of daddy longlegs..lol

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My daughter is terrified. Probably the source of my annoyance.  Heaps of the fuckers floating about just now she's screaming as soon as one comes near. 

 

Thought the venom thing was a myth 🧐

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Some big wasps knocking about down my way. Big exotic looking fuckers. 

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17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Some big wasps knocking about down my way. Big exotic looking fuckers. 

They're bees Moobzadonna.

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Women who want mens jobs.

Bints affshore (not stewards). Absolutely pointless point scoring. 

I'd make a shit receptionist, nurse, office admin, nanny, cleaner etc and I'm happy to admit it.

 

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5 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Women who want mens jobs.

Bints affshore (not stewards). Absolutely pointless point scoring. 

I'd make a shit receptionist, nurse, office admin, nanny, cleaner etc and I'm happy to admit it.

 

Is a nurse a woman’s job? @Poodler

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9 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Women who want mens jobs.

Bints affshore (not stewards). Absolutely pointless point scoring. 

I'd make a shit receptionist, nurse, office admin, nanny, cleaner etc and I'm happy to admit it.

 

Scared of women ^^^

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1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Scared of women ^^^

Not at all. 

I'm all for them in a workplace that suits them.

I employ a woman and 4 blokes. The female does a job the 4 blokes coundn't do and vice versa.

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The female does a job the blokes couldn’t do ?? Come on now . 

She takes it in her fud on a Friday, he fucks the blokes Monday to Thursday.

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Today I’m doing woman’s jobs.

Cooking, washing dishes, waitressing, cleaning, laundry, admin and reception.

Getting paid men’s wages however. 
 

#winning

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3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Today I’m doing woman’s jobs.

Cooking, washing dishes, waitressing, cleaning, laundry, admin and reception.

Getting paid men’s wages however. 
 

#winning

Hire me and I'll lick yer taes

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2 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Has anyone ever eaten their pet?

I eat my pet cheeseburger once. 

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2 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Has anyone ever eaten their pet?

Would you rather suck the cock of a dog to ejaculation or lick the farter of a toddler aggressively.

 

after they've had a vindaloo

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1 hour ago, Howard Marks said:

Was his name @Millertime

Fucking no way,  MT would have set the cheeseburger free back to the farm where it would wave at him to thank him.

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Those rubbish Royal Navy/army advert on the telly where the guy speaking is always from the north east of England 

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Just now, 1903Fitba said:

Blokes who drive white cars.
 

Complete benders. 

 

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1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Those rubbish Royal Navy/army advert on the telly where the guy speaking is always from the north east of England 

I wur born in Durham but I wur beasted, bummed and broken in the Royal Navy.....kind of thing.

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I like how it implies those towns are such a fucking shit hole you’re better getting shipped off to the third world to get shot at for minimum wage.

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Leads to a good pet hate that. Worship of squaddies who 'protect us and serve the country'. In actual fact they're imbeciles who'll get shot at for 21k a year and are largely irrelevant.

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5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Leads to a good pet hate that. Worship of squaddies who 'protect us and serve the country'. In actual fact they're imbeciles who'll get shot at for 21k a year and are largely irrelevant.


They’ll have to fight a bit harder now for the worthless praise now shop workers and NHS canteen staff are national heros.

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1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:


They’ll have to fight a bit harder now for the worthless praise now shop workers and NHS canteen staff are national heros.

Don't forget the delivery drivers from Amazon.

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Aye fuck that. So just to confirm you want me to get up at 5am every morning to go for a jog, then punt me off somewhere where I’m actually hoping I get shot rather than getting caught and tortured to death.

And you’re going to pay me fuck all and throw me on the scrap heap afterwards.

I’ll have a think about it.

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The Army advert where the boy is snowboarding and jetskiing and out on the sauce makes it look quite fun.

 

I suspect it's nothing like that. Im not daft. 

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