Pet Hates

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Said a few home truths to a filthy hun cunt draped in a Northern Ireland flag that was right beside our end at iprix. 

Copper said if you say that again "you'll be arrested", so I repeated my tirade.

A £50 fine was the sentence for my crime/misdemeanour. Wrote to the Procurator Fiscal to contest it but my brief said you might as well just pay it. I did so at a fiver a month. 

In the end, the fine would have been well worth if I had punched the filthy cunt.

#TruthHurts

A fine sentiment.

Should have got @Fridge to represent you. He'd have beat the charges.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Plean? What a backwards shitehole that place is.

Ha ha. The pub and the landlord of the Clansman were spot on but the road out of Plean was equally as good ?. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

30 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A fine sentiment.

Should have got @Fridge to represent you. He'd have beat the charges.

If only I knew Fridge back then, I would gladly sought his services to oppose this gross miscarriage of justice?.

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Said a few home truths to a filthy hun cunt draped in a Northern Ireland flag that was right beside our end at iprix. 

Copper said if you say that again "you'll be arrested", so I repeated my tirade.

A £50 fine was the sentence for my crime/misdemeanour. Wrote to the Procurator Fiscal to contest it but my brief said you might as well just pay it. I did so at a fiver a month. 

In the end, the fine would have been well worth if I had punched the filthy cunt.

#TruthHurts

Good stuff MAD. 

[Poodler]

Folk that say shrimp instead of prawn 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Folk that say shrimp instead of prawn 

Me and the Boof call them langos. 

[Redforever86]

Had some for denner, three seabass fillets and a bag o tails. £18.

Straight fae the Atlantic.  

[Betty Swallicks]

Praaaans are nae the same as shrimp are they?

 

[Torry Tosser]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Folk that say shrimp instead of prawn 

Try telling "Bubba"

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Depends what company I’m in 

the missus gave me a hard time for calling them Shrimp last time home (I’d just spent a few weeks with southern yanks)  

Back to good ole prawns atm 

Calling someone (Poodler) a little prawn doesn’t sound the same. 

[Betty Swallicks]

 

[manboobs109]

Kate Garraway. She's milking that ill husband for all he's worth.

[Don Fonte]

I'd ride her.

[YorkDon]

Some set of tits on her like.

[Redforever86]

50 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Kate Garraway. She's milking that ill husband for all he's worth.

She can milk my prostrate 

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

She can milk my prostrate 

That's the spirit.

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Kate Garraway. She's milking that ill husband for all he's worth.

Not had the cock for 18 months now, she would ride you to your death. 

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Not had the cock for 18 months now, she would ride you to your death. 

She will have been pumped, come on!

[sheepcrooky]

54 minutes ago, Poodler said:

She will have been pumped, come on!

Nah, I’ve not been answering her texts yet. Waiting until early next year. 

[Poodler]

41 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

She’s got a dirty, blow jobby mouth 

it’s a yes from me 

If you played your cards right you could probably bum her husband aswell 

easy meat 

[cheesepipes]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I've slept on it and there's something about her I don't like. I think it's playing her husband's illness out in front of the country when, in my opinion, she should keep that part of her life private. 

Dont let trivial shit like this cloud your judgement of wedging a dry one right up her crackerjack. 

[Quagmire]

46 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I've slept on it and there's something about her I don't like. I think it's playing her husband's illness out in front of the country when, in my opinion, she should keep that part of her life private. 

Soops you been with your wife since school?

[BrianFaePerth]

The way companies have LBQTI2AAQWERTY events but nothing on 11 november.

 

[Henry]

^ Fishing, hopefully. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Afraid not harcus. Eh could name and shame.

[Henry]

Please don't.

Not a fan of the word, but it's about the most "gammon" thing you've ever posted.

https://twitter.com/giantpoppywatch

[BrianFaePerth]

If you think the lgbts are more important than those that fought in the war it says more about you 

[Henry]

I really couldn't give a fuck either way. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Some people call you a sister shagging freak.

That’s not fair.

You’re really just a complete non-entity.

[Henry]

Michty me. 

A pleasant exchange of opinions on LGBT vs the poppy descends into vitriol.

We move on.