Simply Red Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 nivir spoke a wird agin efter pliyin beker street on his auld mans alto sax..burnt oot void ay'a man Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Maisie Adam's stupid haircut. Link to comment
zander Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 On 11/12/2021 at 12:52 PM, cheesepipes said: Africans think this is acceptable on Long Haul Flights. Selfish backward mongols. They also think it's acceptable to purchase a KFC and then whip it out 4 hours into the flight, whilst stinking out the whole cabin. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Maisie Adam's stupid haircut. Infuriating. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: Infuriating. (pɛt heɪt) a minor annoyance that a person identifies as particularly annoying to them, to a greater degree than it may be to others. Smoking is my pet hate. Collins English Dictionary. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: Maisie Adam's stupid haircut. Just googled. reminded me of the welled haircut lot always raise a chuckle Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, Poodler said: Just googled. reminded me of the welled haircut lot always raise a chuckle Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: Just googled. reminded me of the welled haircut lot always raise a chuckle The Boof taking the name dropping to a new level ^^ 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 One I'm currently experiencing. When you're bursting for a dump and you're mid shower. Have to finish up quickly and come out soaking wet to dirty up your freshly washed arsehole. Eats into your morning routine probably now making me late for work. Bastard Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: One I'm currently experiencing. When you're bursting for a dump and you're mid shower. Have to finish up quickly and come out soaking wet to dirty up your freshly washed arsehole. Eats into your morning routine probably now making me late for work. Bastard Thats bad planning. You must have known a little Kanye was due. 2 Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 31 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Thats bad planning. You must have known a little Kanye was due. Nah. Came on like a brick. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Could've pooed in the shower and stamped the poo away. That'd have saved time. The odour of the turd being blasted with hot water and stamped upon to break up would've been putrid though. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Parklife said: Could've pooed in the shower and stamped the poo away. That'd have saved time. The odour of the turd being blasted with hot water and stamped upon to break up would've been putrid though. Ineffective method, I'd think. Might get shit under the skin as well, in any little cuts you might have from stubbing your toe or sumin, and get seriously ill. Vomit. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: I don't think you would get ill from your own turd. (don't quote me on that btw) You absolutely would Link to comment
Quagmire Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 I got a throat infection from snowballing so don't think ingesting your own shite would be much better for you. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Quagmire said: I got a throat infection from snowballing so don't think ingesting your own shite would be much better for you. Haha great admission lovely Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Snowballing? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Quagmire said: I got a throat infection from snowballing so don't think ingesting your own shite would be much better for you. Was he ok? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Just googled it ?? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Add a drop of tobassco sauce. How the Mexicans do it. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Felching is the next step after snowballing. Fuck any of that ? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 What a collection of ‘men’ Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 Ladyboys was the recent topic tonight in the group chat. Surprising amount of people keen for it, really don’t get it myself. Just shag a manny if you’re wanting to see a coak. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Simply Red said: Just googled it ?? Same haha. For some reason thought it was crack-heroin mixed together but that's a speedball. Fair play I say. It's tamer than the loon who got outed for the farting fetish imo. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Ladyboys was the recent topic tonight in the group chat. Surprising amount of people keen for it, really don’t get it myself. Just shag a manny if you’re wanting to see a coak. Mobby's yer man for that. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Ladyboys was the recent topic tonight in the group chat. Surprising amount of people keen for it, really don’t get it myself. Just shag a manny if you’re wanting to see a coak. I don't find them attractive...just confusing. Link to comment
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