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[Parklife]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I've no idea. I find it hard to believe that a man can be fulfilled from a sexual encounter if his penis is unstimulated.

I'll bow to your superior knowledge on the topic though.

What you find hard to believe isn't really relevant to what ladyboys like & dont, I'd suggest. 

If I ever encounter one, I'll say that my old pal Manboobs would like to know if he needs to suck you off after he shags you. Will keep you updated. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

I've no idea. I find it hard to believe that a man can be fulfilled from a sexual encounter if his penis is unstimulated.

I'll bow to your superior knowledge on the topic though.

Course they can. Some men enjoy being the bottom, getting pounded on that G spot up their shiter.

 

incidentally, some birds prefer anal and prefer an anal climax compared to having their clit stimulated.

it’s an exciting world out there moobs pal 

 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Course they can. Some men enjoy being the bottom, getting pounded on that G spot up their shiter.

 

incidentally, some birds prefer anal and prefer an anal climax compared to having their clit stimulated.

it’s an exciting world out there moobs pal 

 

I had a finger up the hoop once. 
 

Really didn't enjoy it. Put me off attempting a revisit or exploration of my anal cavity. 
 

Happy to explore other peoples' tho 

[manboobs109]

15 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Course they can. Some men enjoy being the bottom, getting pounded on that G spot up their shiter.

 

incidentally, some birds prefer anal and prefer an anal climax compared to having their clit stimulated.

it’s an exciting world out there moobs pal 

 

Disgusting, foreign practices.

Keep it to yourself from now on.

[Poodler]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Disgusting, foreign practices.

Keep it to yourself from now on.

Haha

You just canna beat good old British sex 

[Guest]

He's talking about Moobs really 

[Quagmire]

5 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

The Ladyboy scene is enough proof that the Asian bobby is something to fear and not ridicule. 

Id say 98% of our lovely ladyboys are parading 6 to 9 inches of heavy dense meat. This is not inline with the myth. 

That for me is the most off-putting part a beautiful lady with blemish free skin, magazine worthy tits, lovely trim legs leading to a beautiful ass, whip the bloomers off and an absolute wreaking ball of a violent cock is freed from its shackles. Like the Matrix scene dodging the bullet. 

Ill probably keep my swimming trunks on when we shower together before ironing out the T & Cs of the upcoming exchange. 

Its their soundbox that would get you before the weapon Cheesers. Imagine that trying to whisper seductively in your ear. 

 

[Betty Swallicks]

16 hours ago, Poodler said:

I wonder what @Betty Swallicks thinks about it 

 

 

I've not read this conversation in full but I categorise ladyboys in with rentboys.

ie they perform a purpose for a certain type of person.

 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Disgusting, foreign practices.

Keep it to yourself from now on.

yew ye

ken yir rydin stile, mongo bastirt mishinray etc. etc. etc.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I had a finger up the hoop once. 
 

Really didn't enjoy it. Put me off attempting a revisit or exploration of my anal cavity. 
 

Happy to explore other peoples' tho 

What was his name?

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What was his name?

This cements your place as the woat poster. 
 

The woatster, some might say. 

[johnstrac]

It's not getting a hard on when the Doctor inspects your prostate that's the problem, it's when he gets one.

[Zeus]

Local Aberdeen radio stations playing "simply the best" 

 

Come on now 

[NEM]

12 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Local Aberdeen radio stations playing "simply the best" 

 

Come on now 

Name and shame

[Zeus]

Just now, NEM said:

Name and shame

Original 106 

[Dons79]

10 hours ago, Zeus said:

Local Aberdeen radio stations playing "simply the best" 

 

Come on now 

Really really doesn’t surprise me!. When’s the next band March due?.

[NEM]

29 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Really really doesn’t surprise me!. When’s the next band March due?.

Not had one since the old bill saved them from a doing about 20 years ago 

[Kilgore Trout]

On 11/17/2021 at 9:07 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

One up the bum (theirs - not mine) no harm done 

I’m with manboobs on this one . Far too many fowk  (and I accept a few in jest ) thinking it’s perfectly acceptable to fuck a man up the arse as long as he has a pair of plastic tits

Deary me 

 

[Dons79]

2 hours ago, NEM said:

Not had one since the old bill saved them from a doing about 20 years ago 

Hopefully kept that way bud, there’s not a worse sight in the world than they inbreds banging their drums, playing the shitty shitty flute!, what’s worse is the procession of zombies behind with their tinky black children getting dragged behind them by their subhuman maw and bigoted as fuck father(if that’s what he really is).

[Simply Red]

^true that

[manboobs109]

19 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

I’m with manboobs on this one . Far too many fowk  (and I accept a few in jest ) thinking it’s perfectly acceptable to fuck a man up the arse as long as he has a pair of plastic tits

Deary me 

 

Well said.

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Well said.

Would you do it if the knob was lobbed off and the tranny had a fake fanny installed?

[Kilgore Trout]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Would you do it if the knob was lobbed off and the tranny had a fake fanny installed?

Neither 

Believe it or not. I prefer women

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Neither 

Believe it or not. I prefer women

As do I.

I wasn't asking you though fishy, was asking the POTY. He's a pervert.

[manboobs109]

19 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Would you do it if the knob was lobbed off and the tranny had a fake fanny installed?

What do you think?

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

What do you think?

I think you would if noone found out.

I wouldn't, I'm not bent.

[Kilgore Trout]

24 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

As do I.

I wasn't asking you though fishy, was asking the POTY. He's a pervert.

Wouldn’t know Gonzo

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Kilgore Trout said:

Wouldn’t know Gonzo

No worries Beaker.

[Kilgore Trout]

48 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

No worries Beaker.

Beware of enthusiasm and of love both are temporary and quick to sway

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Would you do it if the knob was lobbed off and the tranny had a fake fanny installed?

If he still had a beard, it's a no.