Pet Hates

[manboobs109]

Now that's a coincidence I was just away to moan about people that pay a fortune for puppies. I know a boy that just paid £2.5k for a puppy. Fucking halfwit. The things ill as well but he took it because if he didn't he'd have lost his £500 deposit.

I really want to punch people that do it.

[redone]

32 minutes ago, Poodler said:

People who treat their dogs as kids 

 

Shes arranging supper with her mate who has two dogs that she never leaves alone. Wants to leave them here with me instead of at home alone for 4 hours. 
 

get absolutely fucked those mangy mutts aren’t coming in this house just because they’re spoilt. It’s dogs min, nae a toddler. Cunts need a bullet 

Stick to your guns min.  Your house....you say who or what is allowed to come in. Your bird’ll respect you more for your principled stance.

Her mate’s probably bullshitting if she’s saying she never leaves them alone. But if she’s genuinely that bothered give her contact details for a couple of dog-sitters, plenty of them on the go. Soon find out how worried about them she really is when she has to pay twenty quid or something for them to be looked after.

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, redone said:

Stick to your guns min.  Your house....you say who or what is allowed to come in. Your bird’ll respect you more for your principled stance.

Her mate’s probably bullshitting if she’s saying she never leaves them alone. But if she’s genuinely that bothered give her contact details for a couple of dog-sitters, plenty of them on the go. Soon find out how worried about them she really is when she has to pay twenty quid or something for them to be looked after.

£20 an hour more like. Those dogwalker cunts are making a fortune.

[redone]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

£20 an hour more like. Those dogwalker cunts are making a fortune.

Aye, maybe so , but I think dog-sitting would be cheaper than dog-walking. 

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, redone said:

Aye, maybe so , but I think dog-sitting would be cheaper than dog-walking. 

The kind of cunt that would watch 2 dogs for £20 would probably have pedigree chum smeared over his cock and balls as soon as you were out the door.

Or on her cunt(not wanting to be sexist)

[redone]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

The kind of cunt that would watch 2 dogs for £20 would probably have pedigree chum smeared over his cock and balls as soon as you were out the door.

Or on her cunt(not wanting to be sexist)

Hmmm....I think that says more about you tbh.  

Dog-sitting service = opportunity for bestiality

[Bluto10]

18 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Aye ok Phileas

always preferred Willy myself

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, redone said:

Hmmm....I think that says more about you tbh.  

Dog-sitting service = opportunity for bestiality

There could be Nuclear Holocaust tomorrow. 

[Don Fonte]

35 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

always preferred Willy myself

No doubting that champ.

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

People who treat their dogs as kids 

 

Shes arranging supper with her mate who has two dogs that she never leaves alone. Wants to leave them here with me instead of at home alone for 4 hours. 
 

get absolutely fucked those mangy mutts aren’t coming in this house just because they’re spoilt. It’s dogs min, nae a toddler. Cunts need a bullet 

Bet you’d prefer a toddler

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Bluto10 said:

always preferred Willy myself

Like the Dutch version called Willem Fogg more.

[Simply Red]

8 hours ago, redone said:

Hmmm....I think that says more about you tbh.  

Dog-sitting service = opportunity for bestiality

Love Dragons Den

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The boy Vidal fae Milans hair do 

not a hair out of place after playing a half of fitba. Nae even trying Obvz 

fucking Arsehole 

Ehs jaist eh NED weh eh tan.

[Bluto10]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The boy Vidal fae Milans hair do 

not a hair out of place after playing a half of fitba. Nae even trying Obvz 

fucking Arsehole 

your barnet all over the place like parlours?

[Zeus]

First mention this year:

Seagulls. Noisy, ugly, disgusting cunts 

 

Huns of the bird world 

[NEM]

10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

First mention this year:

Seagulls. Noisy, ugly, disgusting cunts 

 

Huns of the bird world 

They were out of control last year. Major cull badly required 

[Torry Tosser]

On 3/8/2022 at 10:06 AM, manboobs109 said:

Now that's a coincidence I was just away to moan about people that pay a fortune for puppies. I know a boy that just paid £2.5k for a puppy. Fucking halfwit. The things ill as well but he took it because if he didn't he'd have lost his £500 deposit.

I really want to punch people that do it.

Aye feckin idiots.

They can go rescue one from the centres,the poor things dumped after they all got them in lockdown...Arseholes.

[Torry Tosser]

4 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Statistically there are a very low number of puppies being returned compared to pre covid but bash on

Actually  centres throughout UK are full of them....But bash on.

And they no puppies anymore they're older.

[Torry Tosser]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Centres have always been full, I've volunteered at one for the last 17 years but you keep reading yer daily mail app

No need to....I do the same,wee foster dogs.

Fuck all to do wee Daily Mail or whoever...But bash on.

[Betty Swallicks]

Lead singer boy from Franz Ferdinand. Alex something. Was on tv this morning giving it a fake weeg swagger (he's English and posh).

Studied at Aberdeen Uni apparently but dropped out. (Bullied I'd guess).

An absolute beaut!

[1903Fitba]

2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Centres have always been full, I've volunteered at one for the last 17 years but you keep reading yer daily mail app

That where you met the wife?

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Lead singer boy from Franz Ferdinand. Alex something. Was on tv this morning giving it a fake weeg swagger (he's English and posh).

Studied at Aberdeen Uni apparently but dropped out. (Bullied I'd guess).

An absolute beaut!

Shite band 

 

though did produce a good album in the Cribs’ third LP

[johnstrac]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He’s also asthmatic and allergic to peanuts 

Isn't everyone these days ?

[cheesepipes]

I put a tub of monkey nuts in my kids packed lunch one day. 

Would have been less heat if id packed a switchblade and a photo of katie price sucking off Harvey. 

[Zeus]

The reaction from a peanut allergy is nae terrific iyam 

Peanuts will not come good 

[King Street Loon]

People who are out walking their dogs and see you approaching with your own dog and they immediately stop so their dog can sniff my dogs arse and make shite small talk with me.

Fuck off, i don't want to make small talk and it's odd behaviour to stop your walk to wait for me to get beside you.

[cheesepipes]

22 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Do you have that photo?

Its more of a sketch. 

[cheesepipes]

23 minutes ago, Zeus said:

The reaction from a peanut allergy is nae terrific iyam 

Peanuts will not come good 

I feel the common nut grazer is heavily victimised in modern times. 

 

[Zeus]

Food of the divil

[cheesepipes]

The Pecan is the king of the nuts.