Pet Hates

[Poodler]

Always got an assortment of nuts in the hoose. Good for those ‘dunno what I’m wanting but wanting something’ moments. 
 

also always have pickles and beetroot (crinkle cut) in the fridge. Sessions 

[Zeus]

Coconuts 

[cheesepipes]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I had a rather large bag of Brazil nuts over the course of a day two weeks ago. They fucked up my shites really bad. On googling it appears you should only have a max of 6 in a day as you can poison yourself with some compound in them.

Love all nuts me, but go easy on the Brazils. 

Too squeaky in the mouth the Brazils

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

if you're 6 years old 

Im with Cavo on this

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, Dad said:

Hey me too 

 

Makes you feel a bit dirty and shit doesn't it SR son haha - Hoo mama

Only when i pop them up my bum 

[Simply Red]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fine. You should go over to his and share a bag whilst watching a box set of Bob the Builder.

[manboobs109]

You can get a box of Brazil nuts covered in dark chocolate for a pound out poundland. Fantastic snacking.

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You can get a box of Brazil nuts covered in dark chocolate for a pound out poundland. Fantastic snacking.

GB prefers chocolate coloured Brazilian nuts 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Another zinger from the Bryan playbook of poof jokes and gay innuendo. ?

[Fridge]

Daytime tv, got a day off today, got the choice of crime watch live, This Morning, Jeremy Vine. Lucky I have Sky but fuck knows how old folk with Covid can cope with watching that nonsense.

[cheesepipes]

21 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Daytime tv, got a day off today, got the choice of crime watch live, This Morning, Jeremy Vine. Lucky I have Sky but fuck knows how old folk with Covid can cope with watching that nonsense.

Thats not the only options Friggy. 

 

Backgammon, scrabble, make a pot of soup. 

Then 3pm settle down to Lingo, Tipping Point, The Chase

Glass of Sherry. 

Bed 8pm.

[Parklife]

45 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Daytime tv, got a day off today, got the choice of crime watch live, This Morning, Jeremy Vine. Lucky I have Sky but fuck knows how old folk with Covid can cope with watching that nonsense.

You not worked out internet porn yet? 

[Fridge]

17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Thats not the only options Friggy. 

 

Backgammon, scrabble, make a pot of soup. 

Then 3pm settle down to Lingo, Tipping Point, The Chase

Glass of Sherry. 

Bed 8pm.

Living the dream Cheesers

[Arabian Knight]

red john wis spikken aboot ye oan fitba mad forum..e sez yer wantin tae b a real faither tae bairns n ye micht adopt some

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That will give you selenium poisoning AND make you a fat cunt

Selenium poisoning? Aye OK Great Aunt Hanzo

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Hanz son - I may come across obtuse with you at times - but its all with the tongue in cheek and a hope it's been taken in good spirit ?

Those other cunts can fuck off

You best calm down.

[The Buzzard]

12 hours ago, Fridge said:

Daytime tv, got a day off today, got the choice of crime watch live, This Morning, Jeremy Vine. Lucky I have Sky but fuck knows how old folk with Covid can cope with watching that nonsense.

Did you see crime watch doing a bit on the cheese wire killer that has been getting chatted about on here recently?

[BrianFaePerth]

11 hours ago, Dad said:

They've their own app...so you can download the cunt straight to your phone or tablet (or via Fire, Roku etc etc) - or via their own website which is here:

https://pluto.tv/en/live-tv/pluto-tv-sci-fi-series-gb?utm_medium=Search&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Brand_E&gclid=Cj0KCQjwz7uRBhDRARIsAFqjulmLsbpCzo0IP4vPkHzWf5pZKFr5_qVqsmCGvI2If8RO_qPMw79x_FQaAjWMEALw_wcB

Free to use - no account required; 70+ live channels streaming dedicated channels for each show they have on - plus a plethora of on demand pish...as I say - the yank one is much better (top notch movies and shows a fucking plenty)

Or you could enjoy life and not waste it on shite like this

[Fridge]

34 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Did you see crime watch doing a bit on the cheese wire killer that has been getting chatted about on here recently?

No but I know who it was as do Grampian police. Just can’t prove it.

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach no son - just handy for being on the go; a wee ten mins of falcons crest in between industrial cleansing - that's the stuff ?

You developed a fetish for the colonic irrigation?

[The Buzzard]

9 hours ago, Fridge said:

No but I know who it was as do Grampian police. Just can’t prove it.

 

 

Could make yourself 20k richer with providing your information though. 

[Ramandu]

The phrase "he died doing what he loved". I'll be annoyed if anyone says that about me*, as one of my top things to do is Not Dying.

*Obviously I'll be dead annoyed...

[Zeus]

Nostril hair. Pointless monstrosity 

Getting really fucking bad the closer I get to 40.

Howking them out with tweezers isn't a particularly pleasant experience 

[Zeus]

Have a trimmer it's shite.

Have ordered some wax (nads), works terrifically

Ryan Porteuos LOL 

 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get a trimmer Zeus ,come on now . Tweezers indeed.

This^
 

The pain of one hair more than enough to invest in a trimmer. 

[The Boofon]

Scotrail. Cunts. 
 

Train from Keith to town today. 2 carriages. Absolutely rammed so much that nobody could get on from Inverurie onwards. Just put 4 carriages on FFS. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

07:28 to London Waterloo

[Misers Hill]

19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

07:28 from London Waterloo

Tae Abz ...?s required on eh border ladz?

[Dom Sullivan]

14 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nostril hair. Pointless monstrosity 

Getting really fucking bad the closer I get to 40.

Howking them out with tweezers isn't a particularly pleasant experience 

Go to the Turkish boys on Holburn St - they’ll wax yer snout for you to rid you of the little bastards.

Mind  you, you’ve to sit looking like Edmund for 10 minutes…

 

[King Street Loon]

16 hours ago, Zeus said:

Nostril hair. Pointless monstrosity 

Getting really fucking bad the closer I get to 40.

Howking them out with tweezers isn't a particularly pleasant experience 

Get this kit. https://uk.manscaped.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjwoduRBhA4EiwACL5RP0ip2IWPU9kurIBwU72kFyE5hzFpmPmb6CzlsMHSJDvUpu3PUkDhRxoCfgIQAvD_BwE

Can do your sack and crack too.