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That advert that appears on here (might be me due to my browsing habits!) Grooming a child is a crime, get help or get caught. 
 

Who the fuck is considering grooming a kid and if they were would be grassing themselves up to the police.

 

Or do they mean get help so you don’t get caught?

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8 minutes ago, Fridge said:

That advert that appears on here (might be me due to my browsing habits!) Grooming a child is a crime, get help or get caught. 
 

Who the fuck is considering grooming a kid and if they were would be grassing themselves up to the police.

 

Or do they mean get help so you don’t get caught?

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12 minutes ago, Fridge said:

 

 

Or do they mean get help so you don’t get caught?

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thon adverts comes fae an algorthm o wit cunts ir chattin aboot oan here..it comes up cos o wit happend wi bluto hidin bairns n aw the furore aboot that..so ye cin blame that cunt..fuckin brute

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31 minutes ago, Fridge said:

That advert that appears on here (might be me due to my browsing habits!) Grooming a child is a crime, get help or get caught. 
 

Who the fuck is considering grooming a kid and if they were would be grassing themselves up to the police.

 

Or do they mean get help so you don’t get caught?

I get that too fridgeo. Shat my keeks the first time, delete history and that. 

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Seeing fitba players/managers hiding their mouths with their hands when speaking 

scared of lip readers or something? (or bad breath) 

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16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I get that too fridgeo. Shat my keeks the first time, delete history and that. 

The paedo in the picture is Alastair Campbell. 

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32 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Seeing fitba players/managers hiding their mouths with their hands when speaking 

scared of lip readers or something? (or bad breath) 

as if fitba couldnt get any gayer, then they started doing that. queerhawks the lot of them

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2 hours ago, Fridge said:

That advert that appears on here (might be me due to my browsing habits!) Grooming a child is a crime, get help or get caught. 
 

Who the fuck is considering grooming a kid and if they were would be grassing themselves up to the police.

 

Or do they mean get help so you don’t get caught?

Fucking bender.

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45 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Big Sam was doing it the other day while wearing a mask

😄 You're kidding,  right? 

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1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

as if fitba couldnt get any gayer, then they started doing that. queerhawks the lot of them

Absolute shit jigglers. 

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1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Big Sam was doing it the other day while wearing a mask

He's not the worst manager out there but he's a solid gold mongle.

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9 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

He's not the worst manager out there but he's a solid gold mongle.

Once read a comment about Big Sam, something along the lines of “a man not afraid to finish a bag of crisps, sitting on the bog”.

Actually works as a haiku.

 

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14 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Once read a comment about Big Sam, something along the lines of “a man not afraid to finish a bag of crisps, sitting on the bog”.

Actually works as a haiku.

 

Big Sam,would stand up ,run the tap .wet the bag then wipe ehs arse...🎳

Unless hes an Andrex wet guy🎱

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1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

He's not the worst manager out there but he's a solid gold mongle.

I thought he meant Cosgrove.  

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2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Big Sam drinks pints of wine 😂
 

top geezer 

Like Skike fae the Masada

Ledge

I drink it from a schooner (not the boat)

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27 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Like Skike fae the Masada

Ledge

I drink it from a schooner (not the boat)

Loved that pub. Schooner, nae masada.

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28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Big Sam drinks pints of wine 😂
 

top geezer 

knew a guy once who did the same but with port

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I downed a pint of whisky as a teenager .

it did not end well . 

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16 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

😄 You're kidding,  right? 

No seriously. Saw a clip of it online somewhere. I'll try and find it.

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15 hours ago, Simply Red said:

He's not the worst manager out there but he's a solid gold mongle.

Like n'mean. I used to listen to that other Spazzy Brazil in the van in the mornings and when Big Sam was on his "like n'mean" thing did my tits in. Brazil would be practically rimming him as well. 

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26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I downed a pint of whisky as a teenager .

it did not end well . 

@Bluto10

Any experience of downing whisky, around the festive period in a chip shop perhaps?

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6 minutes ago, Henry said:

@Bluto10

Any experience of downing whisky, around the festive period in a chip shop perhaps?

been there, done that H min.

:cool: 

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39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I downed a pint of whisky as a teenager .

it did not end well . 

Why in the name of fuck did you do that son?

Pure prickishness, or owing to some kind of baiting from onlookers?

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1 hour ago, Dad said:

Why in the name of fuck did you do that son?

Pure prickishness, or owing to some kind of baiting from onlookers?

Dad getting excited about a paralytic teenage boy. 

Imagination running wild with "It did not end well".

 

 

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1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Like n'mean. I used to listen to that other Spazzy Brazil in the van in the mornings and when Big Sam was on his "like n'mean" thing did my tits in. Brazil would be practically rimming him as well. 

Haha i noticed that as well. Painfull. Brazil rims every guest on there. Absolute balloon

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

Why in the name of fuck did you do that son?

Pure prickishness, or owing to some kind of baiting from onlookers?

Goaded on by a young lady. The immediate vomit not so impressive .

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