Restaurants In Aberdeen

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Thai is cooked fresh - everything can be made in minutes

chinkies use gloopy, sugary sauces and weird meat that doesn’t even resemble the meat it’s supposed to resemble  (good when you’re smashed though) the frugal cunts 

good on them 

^^ check out egon ronay there

[manboobs109]

Msg innit

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Msg innit

A legendary boxing venue 

[Bluto10]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Msg innit

aye common ingredient.

not all places tho.

nothing wrong with a good chinky. 
  
wouldnt want a shot one yho

 

[Misers Hill]

33 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Msg innit

??80's metal band?

[manboobs109]

Every chinky in Scotland uses msg. I'd be surprised if the Thais don't.

[Redforever86]

The chinks aren't daft, they created cheap takeaway food for the tastes of the 70s and 80s etc. Times change, a lot of them are stuck in the past but so are a lot of their customers hence why they exist. 

Plenty decent enough Chinese restaurants out there, but not many great ones in Scotland as a percentage of their number. 

Also calling anything "Chinese" is complete shite really, it's like saying all the food in Europe is the same quality and style of a battered mars bar. 

[manboobs109]

21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

The chinks aren't daft, they created cheap takeaway food for the tastes of the 70s and 80s etc. Times change, a lot of them are stuck in the past but so are a lot of their customers hence why they exist. 

Plenty decent enough Chinese restaurants out there, but not many great ones in Scotland as a percentage of their number. 

Also calling anything "Chinese" is complete shite really, it's like saying all the food in Europe is the same quality and style of a battered mars bar. 

Ever had a battered Mars bar? Fucking superb stuff

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Ever had a battered Mars bar? Fucking superb stuff

Is it fuck. Tried it once,  horrible. 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Cunt, you must be fucking full by now. 

Evening pishy. 

[The Boofon]

7 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Ever had a battered Mars bar? Fucking superb stuff

 

7 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Is it fuck. Tried it once,  horrible. 

Imagine a world where people had different tastes.

How crazy would that be?

[Quagmire]

13 hours ago, redstrummer said:

Don't know what you're missing . Great combination of flavours and spices , my personal favourite. Even the street food is superb 

The street food is by far the best value for money. 

Thai boat noodles & corn salad with salted egg chaser for few quid. 

 

[The Boofon]

Looks fine that.

[jamiesd]

What's everyone's go to Chinese Takeaway/Restaurant?

Not had a sit in one for a long time but take away is Royal Crown, Crombie Road for me

 

[chief_wiggum]

I don't have a go to Chinese...... always feel a bit disappointed in them. When I try a new one I always order an extra BBQ sauce in the constant search for the bright stain your fingers red almost aniseed flavoured sauce you used to get from the Chinese. My latest take away that's "not bad"  is Chinese Cooking on Holburn Street.

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

I don't have a go to Chinese...... always feel a bit disappointed in them. When I try a new one I always order an extra BBQ sauce in the constant search for the bright stain your fingers red almost aniseed flavoured sauce you used to get from the Chinese. My latest take away that's "not bad"  is Chinese Cooking on Holburn Street.

Chinese five spice? 

[chief_wiggum]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Chinese five spice? 

Aye probably is, star anise or cloves? Red fingers for weeks after BBQ spare ribs fit fine!

[Redforever86]

45 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Aye probably is, star anise or cloves? Red fingers for weeks after BBQ spare ribs fit fine!

Both, cinnamon, Sichuan pepper and something I think. Just chuck a heap of it into bbq sauce.

 

48 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You shurrup. You wash shitty sheet. You wash shitty sheet. You ra man who wash shitty sheet. You ra shitty sheet man. 

Grow up slug. 

[Redforever86]

33 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Fuck sake. I was howling laffing at my own humour. I know we shouldn't but I was actually saying it out loud in the chinglish accent and it's the best laff I've had today.

Lighten up you cunt. I prefer you when you're aff yer tits. 

I've had weed and drink today, you are just not very funny. 

[alscotoz]

12 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Chinese five spice? 

Char siu sauce?

[Poodler]

 

madame mews

bloody good 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

 

madame mews

bloody good 

Was in there yesterday and aye it did not disappoint.

Nice little bit of Thailand on Summer St - in for a massage before heading to Madame Mews for a bite to eat then into the Thai Supermarket to buy some ingredients to make a shite attempt at copying some of the dish's you had for lunch at home!

[For Fecks Sake]

14 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Does the massage place do wanks?

Pretty sure they don't mind what sort of person someone is in all honesty.

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

We were in your town yesterday min. The Costa Rican espresso is his best yet and banana (from the fridge) added to the lemon crepe, sublime.

Coffee is still for wanks though (regular coffee drank regularly), and americans and weemin. Your target market of course as you well know with your publishing and online ventures.

You’re nae getting my Banana!

[For Fecks Sake]

You should have said, I would have come to meet you to discuss the progress of my latest book.  Your insight into coffee (amongst other things) and superior intellect would have provided a useful barometer for my progress so far. 

 

[Studebaker-90]

On 11/25/2020 at 4:37 PM, Redforever86 said:

I've had weed and drink today, you are just not very funny. 

What is it? Skunk? 

[For Fecks Sake]

20 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Many thanks for your kind words. Your compliment is appreciated as is your attention-to-detail.

I should have mentioned your modesty as well RS.

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously FFS was there any sexual shenanigans at the massage place?

No idea, we never spoke much given I was tied up, had a snooker ball in my mouth and was being whipped while the lady (I think it was a lady anyway) wore a Nazi uniform.

Pretty sure it's not that sort of place in all honesty.

[For Fecks Sake]

Hazel

33 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

We detest each other. Accept it and move on. 

?

I thought we were starting to bond given the things we had in common RS.

Come on, let's bury the hatchet and let's be pals again ?

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously FFS was there any sexual shenanigans at the massage place?

Massages are always sexual