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[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Ahh right. Cheers,I did wonder. Can you still fit into your spandex t-shirts?

Haha. Meh nah batty bwoi dem.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

aye this wis gay orgys up newmachar graveyerd beck in 82..the skinheeds wid lick cunts doc mertins clean..pummel thir erses n finish aff wi a spunk chaser

Newmachar ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

46 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

aye this wis gay orgys up newmachar graveyerd beck in 82..the skinheeds wid lick cunts doc mertins clean..pummel thir erses n finish aff wi a spunk chaser

haha. 

 

Beer glass.  For my beer.   Big side handle like a German stein bastard. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See the cunt to the left with the blue shirt I hate cunts like that. You know they’re going to be a cunt just by looking at them.

at least he had the decency to keep his tiddies covered. 

ffs.

[patrick bateman]

On 7/20/2022 at 3:53 PM, Beachend Bootboy said:

Surely you mean kidney stones. I've had them a few times and several operations.  Pray you never experience them.  Utter agony.

Karma 

[Ke1t]

I had gallstones... fucking terrible, and you can't sleep or even get comfortable. Had to kneel face down on the bed at night like a choirboy taking the Bishop's length. Would go days without sleeping more than an hour or so.

They offered surgery, but I explained I was a fucking guy and I'd walk it off.

Long story short, walked it off.

 

[manboobs109]

How are you cunts getting stones inside you?

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How much would that procedure cost Beachboy in yankville? 

His boyfriend would just suck it out of his cock.

$20

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

19 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I had gallstones... fucking terrible, and you can't sleep or even get comfortable. Had to kneel face down on the bed at night like a choirboy taking the Bishop's length. Would go days without sleeping more than an hour or so.

They offered surgery, but I explained I was a fucking guy and I'd walk it off.

Long story short, walked it off.

 

Strong men cry too. 

Strong men cry too. 

#similar #finchy

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How much would that procedure cost Beachboy in yankville? 

He'd get his shaven headed lover to sook it oot his a'hole for a tenner. 

[Don Fonte]

16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

He'd get his shaven headed lover to sook it oot his a'hole for a tenner. 

Your hair never has grown back huh.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 hours ago, patrick bateman said:

Karma 

I pish on your leg fuck brain.

[Ke1t]

7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How much would that procedure cost Beachboy in yankville? 

Cost is anywhere from 15 to 19 grand for the surgery if you need a hospital stay to recuperate.

Any complications will naturally increase that cost.

Cost of walking it off is more affordable, of course.

 

 

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Cost is anywhere from 15 to 19 grand for the surgery if you need a hospital stay to recuperate.

Any complications will naturally increase that cost.

Cost of walking it off is more affordable, of course.

 

 

America sounds horrendous. If you live in a country ran by Jews I suppose you should expect to be properly shafted at every turn.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 hours ago, milne_afc said:

His boyfriend would just suck it out of his cock.

$20

Maybe I haven't made it clear but I'm not a gay man.  In fact some may describe me as homophobic. I'm not really tho but certainly not wooly.

[Beachend Bootboy]

8 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How much would that procedure cost Beachboy in yankville? 

Fuck all because I wouldn't stay there. Well, not until the God Emperor Trump is reinstated to his rightful position.

Y'all have a nice day y'hear.   Yip, yip coyote. Mother fucker.

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Maybe I haven't made it clear but I'm not a gay man.  

Thou doth protest too much.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Thou doth protest too much.

I knew some cunt was gonna come out with that. Disappointed it was you tho.  I expected better.

I shall protest no more but meh nah batty bwoi dem. Feel meh? Irie I. 

[maryhilldon]

13 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I knew some cunt was gonna come out with that. Disappointed it was you tho.  I expected better.

I'm surprised you expected better.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I'm surprised you expected better.

Didn't think you'd fall into the trap of bein' so damn predictable and obvious.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Didn't think you'd fall into the trap of bein' so damn predictable and obvious.

More fool you.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

More fool you.

Yeah, I now realise this.

[dave_min]

Just got myself a ticket to see the Fratellis on the Black Isle.

[Beachend Bootboy]

18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Is your bin purple?

Nope.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Can't remember why I asked that now. Steaming.

Must have been some gaybo innuendo.  Apology accepted tho.

[Arabian Knight]

this wis twa o newmachars bateboy twinks beck in the diy..big beardy bears come up it nicht n shows eh cunts how it wis dun

[maryhilldon]

47 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Is your bin purple?

Euphemism?

[dave_min]

4 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Euphemism?

No, it’s glass recycling.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Probably.

And fuck right off. I don't apologise you bender.

Good man. That's what I like to hear.  It's a sign of weakness you know.

[sigh]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

More fool you.

I pity the fool