Dad Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Tbf to parkie, it's well worth creating demand for needless plastic when you've peace o' mind about protecting your fingers from droplets o' diesel Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s not diesel droplets you have to be worried about. When you lift that nozzle you’re effectively touching the cocks of other men who used the nozzle earlier but had a piss beforehand without washing their hands. Thanks Jas Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 2 hours ago, RAZOR said: Never been such a divide since @Parklifeadmitted wearing them plastic gloves whilst filling up his car. I think cheesepipes gave up with society that day. Yes to gloves, no to diesel-covered hands and, perhaps most importantly, yes to face moisturiser. 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 49 minutes ago, Parklife said: Yes to gloves, no to diesel-covered hands and, perhaps most importantly, yes to face moisturiser. metrosexual Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 hour ago, Bluto10 said: arsehole Bitter Blutz blurting out bile. Bawbag. Link to comment
Zeus Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Nothing wrong with moisturising and smelling terrific (Sauvage, Aventus, JOOP HOMME) Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 42 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’ve been big in the moisturising game since I was about 17. 50 odd years then? 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Haha that’s excellent Don. Cause I’m like 67 and shit 😂😂😂😂 Thanks Scoopsy. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’ve been big in the moisturising game since I was about 17. What did you moisturise when you were 17? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Wow! That sounded creepy. Apologies to the Hat. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 6 minutes ago, RAZOR said: What did you moisturise when you were 17? He moisturised Dads.wrinkly cock Link to comment
CCB III Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Surely moisturising is a given now? Necessity for myself. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 4 minutes ago, CCB III said: Surely moisturising is a given now? Necessity for myself. You moisturise your hands Consi? You could give someone on here some advice. Link to comment
CCB III Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: You moisturise your hands Consi? You could give someone on here some advice. My face. And if there's some left over, my hands and arms. Link to comment
Poodler Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 28 minutes ago, CCB III said: Surely moisturising is a given now? Necessity for myself. Never. Absolutely no need for that tomfoolery. An absolute gimmick occasionally a splash of e45 on the r elbows if they get particularly rough after prolonged periods of leaning on the desk Link to comment
CCB III Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 56 minutes ago, Poodler said: Never. Absolutely no need for that tomfoolery. An absolute gimmick occasionally a splash of e45 on the r elbows if they get particularly rough after prolonged periods of leaning on the desk My skin gets dry without it. Keeps me young x Link to comment
Zeus Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Face and neck daily post shave/shower. Protects against the elements as well iirc 1 Link to comment
CCB III Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, Zeus said: Face and neck daily post shave/shower. Protects against the elements as well iirc You a clean shaven man, Zeus? Did it to myself a month ago but I've had a beard of some sort for so long I felt very exposed. Back to growing a 6 month beast. Link to comment
Zeus Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 hour ago, CCB III said: You a clean shaven man, Zeus? Did it to myself a month ago but I've had a beard of some sort for so long I felt very exposed. Back to growing a 6 month beast. Never had a beard. Looks like I've pyabs glued my to my coupon unshaven Link to comment
Millertime Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 I've thought about getting one a few times and my wife has said she's on board So From checking room dimensions, I can safely go with a 7 foot table and 57 inch cues Is it absolutely mental spending c£3k on a table, especially if I'm not even that into pool? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 5 minutes ago, Millertime said: I've thought about getting one a few times and my wife has said she's on board So From checking room dimensions, I can safely go with a 7 foot table and 57 inch cues Is it absolutely mental spending c£3k on a table, especially if I'm not even that into pool? Get a yank table. Easier and more fun to play when pished. Link to comment
Millertime Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 28 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Get a yank table. Easier and more fun to play when pished. Yeah but that doesn't quite look as classy? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 33 minutes ago, Millertime said: Yeah but that doesn't quite look as classy? The choice is yours. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 ffs redfirivr86..millers tipsy n needy beggin fir man chat..desperit..shime oan ye fir gittin sookd in..ez nae time fir ye if shoe wis oan eh ither fit Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 American pool tables are shit. Get a standard 6 ft British one. Link to comment
Dad Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 Finally - a chance to flex your pool muscles 8-Ball 👍 Midget fud Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 1 Share Posted March 1 8 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: 1 x Welter Shelter jaiket Great as an amusement park attraction for kids. Link to comment
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