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The pubs been a bit boring lately.

 

Onybody fancy spiken sh*t in here?

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I knew you would be in here.

 

Fit did you have for lunch iday?

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I knew you would be in here.

 

Fit did you have for lunch iday?

 

Sandwich between with one wholemeal and one white, Lurpak (one side, on the white only) filled with a mix of lettuce, radishes, cold hare flanks and reggae reggae sauce.

 

Washed down with tonic water, blackcurrant, crushed ice, lemon and lime, garnished with rasins, lightly warmed in the pan with kumin and caraway seeds. I salted the rim.

 

You?

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You make me sick.

 

I had a mackie D's, it was rancid but close to work.

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Cheese and tomato pasta with some croutons all from tesco and some made up orange squash then two wee cakes.

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Anybody been to the take away food bit in M&S? It's fine, better than Subway, McD's etc.

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Just paid 98 Norwegian Kronner for a pint of Tua (Norwegian beer0

 

98 Nok =

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Sandwich between with one wholemeal and one white, Lurpak (one side, on the white only) filled with a mix of lettuce, radishes, cold hare flanks and reggae reggae sauce.

 

Washed down with tonic water, blackcurrant, crushed ice, lemon and lime, garnished with rasins, lightly warmed in the pan with kumin and caraway seeds. I salted the rim.

 

You?

 

Is that what they call it these days. :itch-chin:

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Just paid 98 Norwegian Kronner for a pint of Tua (Norwegian beer0

 

98 Nok =

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That's the price you pay when you try and use foreign currency in Buckie.

 

good job im nae in Buckie then.

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The Dutch Mill was getting some air conditioning work done today. And their wine has gone off apparently.

Edited by King Street Loon

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The Dutch Mill was getting some air conditioning work done today. And their wine has gone off apparently.

 

I heard that too. The goose fat spread all over the bordeaux's. The tradesman's negligence was highlighted on CNN for some bizarre reason. Best to stick to beer for a while. Or Pringles.

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I heard that too. The goose fat spread all over the bordeaux's. The tradesman's negligence was highlighted on CNN for some bizarre reason. Best to stick to beer for a while. Or Pringles.

Had a pint of Ember and a packet of McCoys :hysterical:

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Drinkin Tau must be in Stavager possibly Beverleys, managed to get Carlsberg at 35 Nok a bottle near Trondheim cheapest I ever had over here

 

 

Nearly , Sandness ,Quality residence hotel.

 

However, Beverleys will be on the cards in a coupls of weeks as have a 5 day course in Stavanger.

Found a bar in Haugesund that did a pint for 30NOK.

 

On the down side it was Hansa.

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Never really rated her much, but I'd really like to f.uck Lilly Allen.

 

Give me Kate Perry any day , That yellow shorts in Hot and Cold video does it for me.

Plus she has a better rack that Miss Allen.

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Wis doon in Borders rugby country the day. Nae lunch, just get the job deen then get back up the road.

I used to hae a thing for Petula Clark when I were young. She looked a bit like my German teacher.

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Give me Kate Perry any day , That yellow shorts in Hot and Cold video does it for me.

Plus she has a better rack that Miss Allen.

 

 

Yes, Miss Perry is definitely fitter, but dunno there is just something about Lilly Allen.

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Yes, Miss Perry is definitely fitter, but dunno there is just something about Lilly Allen.

 

Lilly gets pass marks for refusing to wear a bra and her small baps often being on show for the media world

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Lilly Allens minging.

 

 

She is short , But you would still be looking up at her.

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