NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[The Buzzard]

 

We're all different maaan.

 

Be shit if everyone was the same. Dull as fuck.

 

I think we have a fairly decent mix of the boring, the funny, the sensible, the irritating, the batshit crazy, the angry, the charming, the bullshitters, the wideos, the walter mittys, the informed, the serious, the deluded, the engaging, the gypit, the fibbers, the aggressive, the established, the newbies, the interesting, the excitable, the polite, the rude, the bubbly, the sulky, the extroverted and the introverted.

 

All bundled together these AFC orientated folks of all shapes and sizes make one single, red and white sprawling entity in cyberspace:

The Hat.

 

Enjoy it (or indeed deplore it ) for what it is.

 

100% spot on. Dare you to attribute all of the above to posters though.

[muttonhumper]

100% spot on. Dare you to attribute all of the above to posters though.

Oooooh...

 

Do you mind if I pass on that one?

 

 

[Poodler]

Brilliant news, shows great ambition and loyalty. Looking forward to some new faces coming in now with some decent cash to spend.

 

Oh and fuck off you Makem Cunts thinking you can come up here and flash the small cheque book you have.

 

Up yer arse

 

https://youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg

Great song

 

@@cheesepipes spontaneous garage party?

[Big Hat Logan]

Haha BOOM

 

I've come off Facebook, I can feel me being more sensible alreasy

You must be gutted tonight, McInnes and some cunt called Kelt getting more attention than you.

[Big Hat Logan]

You've got me all wrong

No, I think it's pretty obvious you're just an attention-seeker who just posts whatever you think will get a reaction rather than what you actually think.

 

It's quite tragic tbh.

[spamspamspam]

You have my respect sir. Surfing in a place with the most dangerous stupidly designed roundabout ever built.

 

Ken, imagine having fucking shops and parking spaces all the way round a roundabout. Especially in the sticks, if there's nae white markings on the road then the hail roads fair game.

[OnceFaeMintlaw]

You have my respect sir. Surfing in a place with the most dangerous stupidly designed roundabout ever built.

 

it's why I left.

[BWG]

Says the man who refused to go to games because the pies were too expensive.

[Guest]

Says the man who refused to go to games because the pies were too expensive.

 

Oh look, another made up load of shite. Do you actually attend games? Are you old enough to be let out on your own, or do you need accompanied by your carer? You show all the signs of a special needs kid.

[BWG]

 

Oh look, another made up load of shite. Do you actually attend games? Are you old enough to be let out on your own, or do you need accompanied by your carer? You show all the signs of a special needs kid.

 

Absolutely scathing comeback m8

[Guest]

 

You think because someone posts on a chat forum they should simply be obliged to buy a season ticket they'll never used?

 

Good luck to anyone who can afford to and is willing to do that but not all of us will and patronising posts certainly aren't going to change that.

 

You really are becoming one of the daftest posters on this forum.

 

Who said anything about ALL of us on this forum you dafty? Patronising? Certainly isn't. Sanctimonious, pompous whinging prats like some on here, who are known not to attend games, but like to pitch in about all and sundry, like some AFC database of facts, do nothing to help the cause, but are, in small way, part of the problem we have in generating more interest and therefore, finances for the club. I'm not naming names, but the folk that can do, and the folk that don't, will continue to do feck all and shoot down ideas like fan financial contribution through direct debit, as an initial starting point.

 

Feckin internet forums. Full of wanks like yourself. This site is great in many ways (mainly shits and giggles), but a microcosm of what is wrong with modern day social media and the likes.

[V for Vendetta]

 

Who said anything about ALL of us on this forum you dafty? Patronising? Certainly isn't. Sanctimonious, pompous whinging prats like some on here, who are known not to attend games, but like to pitch in about all and sundry, like some AFC database of facts, do nothing to help the cause, but are, in small way, part of the problem we have in generating more interest and therefore, finances for the club. I'm not naming names, but the folk that can do, and the folk that don't, will continue to do feck all and shoot down ideas like fan financial contribution through direct debit, as an initial starting point.

 

Feckin internet forums. Full of wanks like yourself. This site is great in many ways (mainly shits and giggles), but a microcosm of what is wrong with modern day social media and the likes.

 

Wow. Try reading some of your own posts.

 

I've responded to 1 post and you completely lost the plot, don't think you can really call anyone else on here a "wank" or anything else while you post so much hyperbole and get so ridiculously defensive about any replies.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

TWL succeeding in ruining this thread with his fucking essays. Why use a sentence when a chapter will do?

 

As for the content - it's fucking horseshit! Your funding ideas seem like they were made up by someone with the mental capacity of a 4 year old. Direct debits just to handover cash for no return and buying season tickets without being able to attend matches.....have a fucking word with yourself you total zoomer!

[RAZOR]

I don't attend many matches due to location and work commitments,but I do buy merchandise etc.

I could maybe afford £30 a month for a season ticket,but I'd never get to go!

Meanwhile super Al thinks it's acceptable to splurge £250 once in a lifetime in the Queens Park Club Shop. He could learn a lot from you.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

TWL are you doing Young Enterprise at school just now?

[360]

Anyone fancy a wander around Westhill Tesco?

 

#RealSupporter #RealNews #RealCheese

[dave_min]

Anyone fancy a wander around Westhill Tesco?

 

#RealSupporter #RealNews #RealCheese

I'll be there about 12:30

 

#TopDon #£3mealdeal

[alscotoz]

There's some people that I just really don't know why they bother

 

360, tup, davemin

 

What is the ACTUAL point

 

You obviously don't do irony, ye weegie prick.

[Poodler]

I think I would dislike you immensely in real life

[ebbe]

I'm the man. Full stop.

 

Costing the club a fortune to keep it open? They managed to fool you then.... not difficult I imagine.

You're the only fool here min. Away and feed your arse a caramel you despicably boring man.

[360]

 

Nail on head.

 

Support the team doesn't really need much explaining does it? Chuck some money their way. That's the currency they deal in, not pish and wind spouted on an internet forum by some spotty faced fanny or someone who answers calls at the BT customer service centre.

 

Ideally, we need a chat site/forum for season ticket holders/shareholders or known contributors to the club (be that through a direct debit scheme). Quick and easy way of debating with like-minded individuals who have the best interests of the club at heart and not some surreptitious fan who may turn up every 2 years to a final and crow about how they love Aberdeen FC!!

 

Many like to slag the huns and tims about many things (rightly so in most cases), but by f*ck, at least they stand behind their club and buy season tickets. Appalling how we have such a low turnout in a city where we can attract one off huge crowds.... who's the gloryhunters here?

 

Back the boss. Buy a season ticket. Buy a kit. Buy a years' subscription to RedTV or even donate to Supporters Together.

 

You're the sort who thinks anything other than missionary is a "tad naughty dear", aren't you?

[Hewitt a the pies]

 

You're the sort who thinks anything other than missionary is a "tad naughty dear", aren't you?

A reverse cowboy in a Dutch Oven never hurt anyone!

[The Oxford Don]

You're the sort who thinks anything other than missionary is a "tad naughty dear", aren't you?

Anything other than missionary for procreative purposes is Satan's work.

 

#votedup

[The Boofon]

TWL, this kind of shit's just got to stop. Who the fuck are you to tell anyone how to spend their money? If you came away with any of this stuff face to face with any reasonably minded Dons fan, you should expect to get a burst mouth. So step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath and get on with your own business rather than telling others how to deal with theirs.

Disgraceful that I'm the only one to give this a +1

[Dunty]

Disgraceful that I'm the only one to give this a +1

Didn't notice it and can't be bothered going back to +1 it, but well said @thehulk

[The Boofon]

Didn't notice it and can't be bothered going back to +1 it, but well said @thehulk

 

 

Click on the speech bubble in the post I quoted to take you directly to it.

 

Then +1 it.

[Singapore Steve]

Would my Filipino bird nudes do ?, Nae chance, How about me ex who is not letting me see my wee boy ? would happily upload photos of that chinese / indian / malay whore. Just let me know how, as i tried to up load photos before and its a brain fuck to dim cunts like me.

[dave_min]

Would my Filipino bird nudes do ?, Nae chance, How about me ex who is not letting me see my wee boy ? would happily upload photos of that chinese / indian / malay whore. Just let me know how, as i tried to up load photos before and its a brain fuck to dim cunts like me.

 

http://www.afc.co.uk/etickets

[Robbie Winters]

 

Buy a season ticket or send nudes.

Huns = EBT's

Geeks = Bitcoins

AFC Chat = Nudes

[ollie1903]

 

 

Click on the speech bubble in the post I quoted to take you directly to it.

 

Then +1 it.

After all these years, i didn't know you could do that.

 

+1