DD1903 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Air rifles, air pistols, swords, machetes, hunting catapults ( diablos, black widows etc) could all be purchased here. They used to sell musical instruments as well right next to the weaponry . Cheap stab proof vests as well. Right beside the acoustic guitars Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Misers Hill said: Broons tackle shop,Belmont street. .long gone was next to Radars.. Killers dream..shotguns galore etc.. Used to get my lures there .. And the odd Webley pistol? Bought my first flick knife there, when I was 13 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Anybody ever stabbed anyone? With a knife I mean not a cock(up the bum) Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 22 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Bought my first flick knife there, when I was 13 Aye ok Mack. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 hours ago, DD1903 said: Cheap stab proof vests as well. Right beside the acoustic guitars I used to think that if you had an acoustic guitar then it meant that you were a protest singer. lol I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I used to think that if you had an acoustic guitar then it meant that you were a protest singer. lol I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible. And now you are worse? I defy anyone to deny how good a guitar I have. Spent money on heaps and this thing (no make) I bought for a pint in my local bar. You don’t even need to tune the fucking thing. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Fridge said: And now you are worse? I defy anyone to deny how good a guitar I have. Spent money on heaps and this thing (no make) I bought for a pint in my local bar. You don’t even need to tune the fucking thing. Thats nothing , you should hear me play piano Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: I used to think that if you had an acoustic guitar then it meant that you were a protest singer. lol I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible. ? what were you protesting ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Ach ,you know how it is DD, when you're tied to your mother's apron strings no one talks about castration and all that. blah blah But looking back I'm not sorry for all the things I said. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Ach ,you know how it is DD, when you're tied to your mother's apron strings no one talks about castration and all that. blah blah But looking back I'm not sorry for all the things I said. A noble cause Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Haha. I need to cling to something. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Witnessed a woman I estimate to be circa 60, well spoken, carried herself well, in the middle of hustle in Sainsbury's Berryden this morning. im at the self service, she appears to speak to the self service lady with her trolley, handbag in trolley. 'oh is this the right place I come? I bought this bottle of vodka the other day and it still has the tag on it, I've got the receipt somewhere in here' woman takes the tag off, without checking the receipt. I made eye contact with the biggest grin on my face. She acknowledged with a wry smile. Takes a lot of front to do, but she plays to her strengths of looking innocent etc. a nod of approval. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Poodler said: Witnessed a woman I estimate to be circa 60, well spoken, carried herself well, in the middle of hustle in Sainsbury's Berryden this morning. im at the self service, she appears to speak to the self service lady with her trolley, handbag in trolley. 'oh is this the right place I come? I bought this bottle of vodka the other day and it still has the tag on it, I've got the receipt somewhere in here' woman takes the tag off, without checking the receipt. I made eye contact with the biggest grin on my face. She acknowledged with a wry smile. Takes a lot of front to do, but she plays to her strengths of looking innocent etc. a nod of approval. My mums got a brass neck nae handy Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 17 minutes ago, Poodler said: Witnessed a woman I estimate to be circa 60, well spoken, carried herself well, in the middle of hustle in Sainsbury's Berryden this morning. im at the self service, she appears to speak to the self service lady with her trolley, handbag in trolley. 'oh is this the right place I come? I bought this bottle of vodka the other day and it still has the tag on it, I've got the receipt somewhere in here' woman takes the tag off, without checking the receipt. I made eye contact with the biggest grin on my face. She acknowledged with a wry smile. Takes a lot of front to do, but she plays to her strengths of looking innocent etc. a nod of approval. I'd have asked the thieving old cunt for a receipt. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I'd have asked the thieving old cunt for a receipt. That’s because you’re a prick Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: That’s because you’re a prick It's not. Poodler described her as being quite well off looking. I'd like to humiliate the thieving old witch. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 The self service thing must be a goldmine if you are a thief. How easy would it be to fire a crate of Tennent’s under your trolley and “forget” to scan it. Suppose they just right it off as it’s cheaper than employing more checkout staff. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Fridge said: The self service thing must be a goldmine if you are a thief. How easy would it be to fire a crate of Tennent’s under your trolley and “forget” to scan it. Suppose they just right it off as it’s cheaper than employing more checkout staff. Of course, but if I was going to steal a crate of beer it wouldn't be Tennents. That would be embarrassing if you were caught. Link to comment
NEM Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Was there nae a famous chef caught and humiliated for nicking cheese using the self service check outs? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Gorgonzola Ramsay 2 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Just now, NEM said: Was there nae a famous chef caught and humiliated for nicking cheese using the self service check outs? Worrell Thomson (ginger goblin) was it? Got away with it cos he said he was addicted to cheese and agreed to seek help for it. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Gino D'Acampo the burglar, robbed Paul Youngs house, got two years bird. Link to comment
NEM Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Worrell Thomson (ginger goblin) was it? Got away with it cos he said he was addicted to cheese and agreed to seek help for it. Ha ha imagine having the brass neck to stand up in court and claim that ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: It's not. Poodler described her as being quite well off looking. I'd like to humiliate the thieving old witch. I just like people thieving from big companies i steal post it notes when I'm in the office (tomorrow) Link to comment
minijc Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, NEM said: Ha ha imagine having the brass neck to stand up in court and claim that ? Think I'd get off with that if you present them with my deep fried yella cheese. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Quiche Floyd Flanny Craddock Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, The Cockney Don said: Gino D'Acampo the burglar, robbed Paul Youngs house, got two years bird. Just googled this. Thought you’d made that up cockers. I had i no idea that happened. What a cunt. DNA off cig butts he’d left in the bedroom? Haha he mustve been on crack. Who the fuck robs someones gaff whilst smoking tabs inside it and leaving them there. Even Ket Kyle’s got more savvy than that. Even more unreal he made a career on tv after it. “every time i go away, gino comes and steals my stuff” Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 54 minutes ago, NEM said: Ha ha imagine having the brass neck to stand up in court and claim that ? I probably made that up about the cheese addiction. Might be true tho. Thats the defence i wouldve advised if i was his lawyer (eh@Fridge) Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: I probably made that up about the cheese addiction. Might be true tho. Thats the defence i wouldve advised if i was his lawyer (eh@Fridge) Started off on Dairylea triangles which were just a gateway cheese to full on Brie. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 btw If Half Man Half Biscuit are looking in on this forum you can have that line as a lyric, lads. ^^^^^^ Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now