daytripping Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 19 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said: Leftover curry Picked up a £10 curry box from markies last night, was reduced to £2.30. Walked out like I'd won the lottery, dined like a king for £1.15 a portion. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Salami, cheese, cold chicken and crackers Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 1x Chicken/veg soup (hm with added pepper & chilli flakes) 2x tangerines (easy peelers) 1x 1/2 pint apple juice Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Ham, mustard and mayonnaise softie x 1 Choc chip cookies x 6 Mug of tea Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Eggs Benedict. Water. Cappuccino. Link to comment
pocrawred Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 On 1/15/2021 at 2:20 PM, Redforever86 said: How many eggs used in that omelette? Link to comment
Henry Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 x bowl pea and ham soup (HM) 1 x bag sunbites 1 x mug of tea Link to comment
pocrawred Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Home made carrot and celeriac soup, and chopped up roast chicken from yesterday bunged in the pan. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Potato and chickpea curry skyr yoghurt pink lady water Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 42 minutes ago, pocrawred said: How many eggs used in that omelette? 4. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 46 minutes ago, pocrawred said: How many eggs used in that omelette? Just un oeuf. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 On 1/15/2021 at 4:20 PM, Redforever86 said: On 1/15/2021 at 4:37 PM, Bad_Mobby said: Looks shaggable That explains the bruised cock he's going on about. @Poodler Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 BLT on white bloomer x 1 Kitkat x 4 finger Mug of tea Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Just now, Parklife said: Just un oeuf. Hahaha Très bien. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 11 hours ago, The Boofon said: That explains the bruised cock he's going on about. @Poodler Phoned the doctor today. Nothing to worry about and I can look forward to my bruised wiener turning every colour of the rainbow as the bruise heals. Easy for them to say when I’m confronted with what looks like Barney the dinosaurs severed and beaten thumb each time I need to piss. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 dinna git how it wis eh base o yer sheft thit taein eh brunt o eh bruisin.. must o been some ride like..slammin it in baw deep wi erth shetteirin force..in eh words o micheal douglas it wis eh fuck o the century 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: dinna git how it wis eh base o yer sheft thit taein eh brunt o eh bruisin.. must o been some ride like..slammin it in baw deep wi erth shetteirin force..in eh words o micheal douglas it wis eh fuck o the century He was a nae bad ride tbh. Bit needy for a reach around like. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 yer nae wrang.. a rides a ride fir aw that.. eh tak it ye wir mixin up yer thrustin rhythm a wee tad..afore ye brot yer tinglin baws tae eh brink 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: yer nae wrang.. a rides a ride fir aw that.. eh tak it ye wir mixin up yer thrustin rhythm a wee tad..afore ye brot yer tinglin baws tae eh brink It was all going well, more rhythms than a 1990s Yamaha keyboard wi ah those multicoloured buttons. Then it all went swell(img). Still managed to climax despite my cock being shaped like a pump action shotgun for the vinegar strokes. A win is a win. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How did you actually refer to your appendage to the Dr? The would be the worst part for me. I take it you didn't say 'prick' or 'cock' ? PENIS. Got to be. Medical innit. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That would be my guess, but it's such a 'hard' ( no pun intended) cold word to use. I was wondering if he said something like ' the ol' fella' or 'my Johnson'. 'Wedding tackle' even. Not really. It's no different to any other body part name wise. You wouldn't go to an optician and ask for a peepers test or tell the doctor the wiggly feely things at the end of my hands are feeling numb. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Not had it yet but its a smokie for lunch today. Wee bit white pepper on it. Beautiful stuff. Cup of tea and a slice of toast as well. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Even if it was a female Dr. ? Or would you change it to ' python ' ? If it was a bird I'd say love muscle Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: If it was a bird I'd say love muscle Surprised you'd entertain speaking to a woman doctor. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 56 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: How did you actually refer to your appendage to the Dr? The would be the worst part for me. I take it you didn't say 'prick' or 'cock' ? Nudger. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: Not really. It's no different to any other body part name wise. You wouldn't go to an optician and ask for a peepers test or tell the doctor the wiggly feely things at the end of my hands are feeling numb. ? Link to comment
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