What Are You Having For Your Lunch?

[tup]

If women eat Spaghetti Hoops during pregnancy, it massively increases the chances of their offspring being homosexual.

[Bluto10]

If women eat Spaghetti Hoops during pregnancy, it massively increases the chances of their offspring being homosexual.

 

youve used that joke before.

[daytripping]

If women eat Spaghetti Hoops during pregnancy, it massively increases the chances of their offspring being homosexual.

 

Really! every day is a school day.

[tup]

youve used that joke before.

 

It's not a joke, moron.

 

It's scientific fact.

 

But it's suppressed by the big industries, John Kerry's wife is part of the Heinz conglomerate, these are powerful people, who do not want their products linked to gays.

[daytripping]

I wonder what they're thinking.

 

[tup]

There must be a chipper just out of shot there, where the coloured gents bought their juice.

[tightbreeks]

their noses are a strange shape for a black man.

[Bluto10]

There must be a chipper just out of shot there, where the coloured gents bought their juice.

 

more likely an ice cream van.

does look hot too. i wonder what there names are?

[daytripping]

Feck knows what's in it but moray cup is affa fine!

 

It has a taste like nothing else on the planet, i'm surprised it doesn't take off globally.

[tup]

I think it's perhaps Lossiemouth or Nairn in the height of summer.

 

I imagine they're taking a well earned break from work on a creel boat or picking strawberries, or mucking out pig sheds.

[daytripping]

My local scotmid has it, 1.5ltr bottles.

[daytripping]

The one on the left has a glint in his eye.

[tup]

Feck knows what's in it but moray cup is affa fine!

 

There's only like two people in the whole world who know the recipe.

[tup]

The one on the left has a glint in his eye.

 

They could be twins.

 

Mind you it's said they all look the same anyway, although I don't agree with that.

[Quagmire]

Bacon and brie open sandwich with a side of golden parsnips and marinated olives from Cafe 52. Bottle of Budvar to round it off.

[tup]

I'm amazed Phoenix has not been on yet to wax lyrical about the benefits of beetroot juice in comparison to fizzy drinks.

[ChutneyLove]

I wonder what they're thinking.

 

"I hope I've locked my car since there's darkies on the go"

[tup]

Respect your elders is the subliminal message that -1 for gently chiding old Phoen is sending me.

[daytripping]

I'm all out of negative reps! wtf

 

Never knew the mods had placed a limit, that's a poor show, I like negative repping people.

[daytripping]

Ando,

 

I can see you reading this thread, what happened to my invite for a beer and sandwiches when I'm in the smoke!

[tup]

I take -1's as a sign that I'm doing something right, paradoxically.

 

I'm not happy unless I'm noising folk up and getting under their skin.

[daytripping]

I negative repped you tup, no offence mate.

[tup]

None taken, I've returned the compliment.

 

I would only have been bothered if it was Phoen himself.

 

I suspected TheStooge might have been involved, he defected back to AberdeenMad after a brief sojourn over here.

[tommo1903]

I had a steak and onion and mushroom sandwich with chips, coleslaw and salad, washed down with a 1664 from Ferryhill hotel.

 

It was ok.

[360]

An ice cold can of Diet Coke is one of the tastiest drinks you can have.

 

Not because of any health reasons or anything, just because it tastes amazing.

 

Anyone who drinks and prefers normal Coke is a bit

[granite sheep]

Today I had a Sainsburys gammon steak wi parsley sauce, spuds and veg ready meal. Was absolutely fantastic, however I got it on the reduced and the use by date was yesterday..... So I'm anticipating an imminent arse collapse....

[Geoff_Tipps]

Lunch!?!

 

What a poofter!

[granite sheep]

How, fit do you call it. Mind you, breakfast, dinner, and supper is how I term the 3 big meals o the day. If ye call yer supper yer dinner, you're doing things horribly horribly wrong. Or you're a pretentious wanker. Or,

[Sheep#1]

An ice cold can of Diet Coke is one of the tastiest drinks you can have.

 

Not because of any health reasons or anything, just because it tastes amazing.

 

Anyone who drinks and prefers normal Coke is a bit

 

I used to agree with this (full fat drinks are rank), but Pepsi Max has taken the crown for me as king soft drink. Diet 7up is good too. Don't drink much fizzy juice though really, just 1 glass or can a day with my dinner.

[Big Man]

more likely an ice cream van.

does look hot too. i wonder what there names are?

 

 

That's Tyrus (left) and Mondel (right). They are farm hands that work on an ad hoc basis on the corn farms of Moray.

 

The picture depicts them hain their lunch in a secluded field, both wearing identical scarlet red cotton shirts that have been stolen from the farm owner.

 

You'll notice that the both of them have slightly green tinged hair. That's because they've been rolling around in the grass together.

 

Tyrus is the dominant partner. You can tell that because he shows off more white in his smile - the obvious inference to be drawn is that he's pleased with himself and smiling because he's just had his way with Mondel. Mondel reveals comparatively less of his teeth, he looks somewhat dishevelled and shaken up, like someone has taken him up the hoop. You can tell this because he has more creases in his shirt relative to Tyrus. Also, Tyrus has drank slightly more of his Moray cup than Mondel (correcting for the angles at which the glasses are held). Presumably Tyrus is quenching his post coital thirst, whilst Mondel is too distressed to drink.

 

The borosilicate glasses from which they drink have been stolen from the farm kitchen.