Let's All Laugh At Celtic.

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

31 year old PL player arrested on child sex offences

best discussed in this thread IMO 

 

if she’s ANYTHING like that thing Griffiths was chasing, you son of a bitch I’m in 

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-premier-league-footballer-arrested-24571071.amp

"I'd molest a kid if they were hot enough"

 

Either a shite troll or just ousting yourself as a pedo now.

 

 

[King Street Loon]

33 minutes ago, Poodler said:

31 year old PL player arrested on child sex offences

best discussed in this thread IMO 

 

if she’s ANYTHING like that thing Griffiths was chasing, you son of a bitch I’m in 

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-premier-league-footballer-arrested-24571071.amp

Gylfi Sigurdson apparently 

[sheepcrooky]

7 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

Gylfi Sigurdson apparently 

https://global247news.com/2021/07/19/gylfi-sigurdsson-arrest-for-texting-underage-girls-denied-by-his-wife/amp/

 

His wife is denying this, but no smoke without fire. 

[sheepcrooky]

34 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

How old is this “child”? 

^^^^^ Asking for a friend ?

[Ten Caat]

6 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

https://global247news.com/2021/07/19/gylfi-sigurdsson-arrest-for-texting-underage-girls-denied-by-his-wife/amp/

 

His wife is denying this, but no smoke without fire. 

Now confirmed it is an Everton player, married aged 31 with international caps. Been suspended by Everton

Narrows it down quite a bit.....

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Three options really.

1/  Proper nonce-ing in which case no sympathy

2/  Embittered wife

3/  Honey Trap.

My guess is 2 and 3 combined.  Thats not to excuse the player and point 1 btw. 

[afc1903mad]

28 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Now confirmed it is an Everton player, married aged 31 with international caps. Been suspended by Everton

Narrows it down quite a bit.....

Quite a bit?????, practically names him despite his name not being shared for legal purposes

[Bournemouth Gee]

Mon the midgie land

[Big Hat Logan]

That Celtic team is absolutely stinking. Depressing to think they will still finish above us.

[sheepcrooky]

The Tims 1-0 up, but down to 10 men. 

[Fridge]

22 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

The Tims 1-0 up, but down to 10 men. 

Fit the fuck was the boy doing being on a booking. 

Hilarious though.

[aberdeen1970]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Fit the fuck was the boy doing being on a booking. 

Hilarious though

. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

That Tim keeper is absolutely fucking shite.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him make a save.

The ball just seems to go through him.

Which is pleasing 

[aberdeen1970]

Lovely. 

Let's get these cunts punted out of the Champions League quickly. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

20 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Lovely. 

Let's get these cunts punted out of the Champions League quickly. 

Aye but they get parachuted through the tournaments do they not? 

That gets on my tits. 

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Aye but they get parachuted through the tournaments do they not? 

That gets on my tits. 

Aye me too. They're probably guaranteed some sort of group stage regardless. 

[Durrant Dived]

6 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Aye me too. They're probably guaranteed some sort of group stage regardless. 

Hmmm 2nd round champs league would then drop 3rd round europa so lose that they would be in conference play off. So potentially not.

[aberdeen1970]

3 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Hmmm 2nd round champs league would then drop 3rd round europa so lose that they would be in conference play off. So potentially not.

That's the ideal scenario then! 

[Durrant Dived]

1 minute ago, aberdeen1970 said:

That's the ideal scenario then! 

Us beating them in the conference play off ?

[sheepcrooky]

39 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Hmmm 2nd round champs league would then drop 3rd round europa so lose that they would be in conference play off. So potentially not.

A doggy’s chance and then a blind doggy’s chance. UEFA are completely fucked up. 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

I feel a bit better about our back 4 after seeing what a team with the resources of Celtic have lined up with. 
 

how the fuck is the boy Ralston still there? He is absolutely honking. Must have cracking banter or something 

[Poodler]

I’m nae sure their manager will even see Christmas in that post

[Tord31]

Christie and the new winger looked good tonight. The rest of the team not so good.

Edouard is gonna be some miss for them - assuming they need to sell him in the next few weeks. 

[Kincardine_Mearns_Red]

2 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Aye but they get parachuted through the tournaments do they not? 

That gets on my tits. 

These fuckers cant go wrong money-making wise. If you get knocked out of one competition you dont get parachuted into another one. UEFA are a joke.

[BrianFaePerth]

Other Scottish sides letting them down again.

 They should be happy with a draw against a much better team.

[jamiesd]

Nothing to fear, they looked honking.  Manager looks like he has just finished a nightshift at Abrakebabra.  

[slippers]

Don’t think you can really judge him at this stage. 10 games into season when he’s signed players would be a good gauge. Fingers crossed it’s an absolute disaster but I have a feeling he might do ok. 

[The Gee Man]

9 hours ago, Tord31 said:

Christie and the new winger looked good tonight. The rest of the team not so good.

Edouard is gonna be some miss for them - assuming they need to sell him in the next few weeks. 

Can’t see anyone paying a substantial fee for Edouard with his poor attitude, has he not only got a year left on his contract. Exactly the type for a January pre contract imo 

[slippers]

28 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

Can’t see anyone paying a substantial fee for Edouard with his poor attitude, has he not only got a year left on his contract. Exactly the type for a January pre contract imo 

Prob get 15m for him. On his day he’s different class. Away to get 14m for Ajer with a year left on contract. Celtic seem to be able to grind out decent money for players. 

[Tord31]

Celtic will surely sell Edouard in the next few weeks but i'd say they'll do well to get a fee that high.