Reed or deed Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Someone once put a bit of fish behind the heater in my local for a laugh. Place stunk for weeks. Never had a taste for Cullen skink since.Has been heard of to put under somebody's seats in the car as well. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 ^ I have a cracking fish based story from my childhood Me and my pal (Boner) were fishing in the burn outside my hoose one day and caught a trout. The hook was well stuck in the thing, so Boner just ripped it's head clean aff. I then spotted my neighbour's car coming down the road, so grabbed the troot fae Bones and from around 50ft away - frizbeed it towards the car, hitting him on the face through a small gap on the window What a row we got - pished ourselves, though One of my greatest achievements. +1 an excellent story which deserves to be celebrated more. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Happy St Andrews Day everyone. Holy Mass this evening, then into the hall for haggis, neeps, tatties and whisky (all supplied). I daresay I will take a few cans along inna. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Happy St Andrews Day everyone. Holy Mass this evening, then into the hall for haggis, neeps, tatties and whisky (all supplied). I daresay I will take a few cans along inna.Holy mass FFS. It’s nae real. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Few years ago my old boss asked if I’d like to go fishing with him and his son. The guy was a sound geezer and despite knowing fuck all about the sport I agreed. Went out , bought a rod , weatherproof clothing etc , turned up at his house 7am and he goes “ What’s all this ? Where’s your laptop??” Turns out we were going ‘phishing’ ie attempting to fraudulently retrieve information by way of sending emails pretending to be a trustworthy source. Lol. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Holy mass FFS. It’s nae real. You're just jealous of the haggis and whisky Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Turns out we were going ‘phishing’ ie attempting to fraudulently retrieve information by way of sending emails pretending to be a trustworthy source. So, YOU are Prince Bongo Bongo M'Bisa III of the fuzzywuzzy republic? You never did send that million dollars you wanted to store in my account. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted November 30, 2019 Author Share Posted November 30, 2019 Come On You Dons.Come On You Spurs. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 6 hours ago, The Cockney Don said: Nice drop, will be treat myself to one of these tonight seeing as its a special occasion: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Nice drop, will be treat myself to one of these tonight seeing as its a special occasion: Lovely. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: You spent £300 on that bottle? And you're going to open it tonight? Are you mad? Full retail, are you mad? 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/30/2018 at 10:52 AM, Sooper-hanz said: Few years ago my old boss asked if I’d like to go fishing with him and his son. The guy was a sound geezer and despite knowing fuck all about the sport I agreed. Went out , bought a rod , weatherproof clothing etc , turned up at his house 7am and he goes “ What’s all this ? Where’s your laptop??” Turns out we were going ‘phishing’ ie attempting to fraudulently retrieve information by way of sending emails pretending to be a trustworthy source. Lol. Hahahaha ??? two years ago I wrote this and it still makes me chuckle ??? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Not that mad. Expensive but if it's bought for drinking today's as good a day as any other. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 £100 that one is it not? Sure I saw it in Luvians the other week there Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Hahahaha ??? two years ago I wrote this and it still makes me chuckle ??? Two years and this still doesn’t make me laugh Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Two years and this still doesn’t make me laugh At the risk of a hilarious "Meandehboof" it doesn't make me laugh either. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 24 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: You spent £300 on that bottle? And you're going to open it tonight? Are you mad? My dad bought me the bottle for my Christmas a good few years ago hence why I only have a large dram on special occasions. I have since bought a few more on some of the auction sites for circa £100 and it's only this past year it's gone over the £300 mark. Crazy prices but you can still buy the 17 year old peat cask for £100 on auction sites and it's a cracker as well for that price. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: £100 that one is it not? Sure I saw it in Luvians the other week there If you do, buy me all they have and I will give you the cash ? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 17 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Not that mad. Expensive but if it's bought for drinking today's as good a day as any other. Correct - know too many people who collect whisky but never actually drink the stuff. Life is short, it's nice to treat yourself whenever you can. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: My dad bought me the bottle for my Christmas a good few years ago hence why I only have a large dram on special occasions. I have since bought a few more on some of the auction sites for circa £100 and it's only this past year it's gone over the £300 mark. Crazy prices but you can still buy the 17 year old peat cask for £100 on auction sites and it's a cracker as well for that price. 3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: You can't get it for £300 or anywhere close to that. £300 was what it cost (£299). Not now. as he's already said. Used to get it for around 100GBP as he said. 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Might have been the 17yo doublewood I saw. Anyway get it doon ya. Fucking obscene these cunts that pay fortunes and don't guzzle it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: You can't get it for £300 or anywhere close to that. £300 was what it cost (£299). Argument - YouTube Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 minute ago, The Boofon said: Not now. as he's already said. Used to get it for around 100GBP as he said. Correct. Not bought anything from an auction site for a good while as prices are going through the roof. Best option is to enter the Ballots or try to buy from a distributors on the day they are released but that's even getting harder and harder to do. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: Might have been the 17yo doublewood I saw. Anyway get it doon ya. Fucking obscene these cunts that pay fortunes and don't guzzle it. Macallan, while a decent dram, is the most overpriced whisky on the market in my opinion. Mixture of good marketing and constantly releasing 'limited editions' means their whisky goes for stupid amounts. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Just now, For Fecks Sake said: Macallan, while a decent dram, is the most overpriced whisky on the market in my opinion. Mixture of good marketing and constantly releasing 'limited editions' means their whisky goes for stupid amounts. The distillery tour is great. Went there last year. Lots of interesting info regarding the Duty Free market as well. They've got some amount of "special editions" purely for that alone. Can't go wrong with an Aberlour or a Glenlivet either. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Just now, The Boofon said: The distillery tour is great. Went there last year. Lots of interesting info regarding the Duty Free market as well. They've got some amount of "special editions" purely for that alone. Can't go wrong with an Aberlour or a Glenlivet either. The tour is outstanding indeed. Did you get into the room with the suspended barrels below the bar? It's amazing. Big fan of Craigganmore which is fantastic value for money. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: The tour is outstanding indeed. Did you get into the room with the suspended barrels below the bar? It's amazing. Big fan of Craigganmore which is fantastic value for money. Not sure. if that's the one with the barrels you can buy then yes. Link to comment
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