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I'm naked in a hotel room (apart from my socks) music playing, reading a book.

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Sitting in the kitchen thinking that with this heavy rain shower i wont need to water the hanging baskets.

 

I think the expression around these parts is

 

Sma bounce.

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Nothing

 

Might watch a film later

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I did have an urge to go and savage the missus as she was out last night and usually in her hungover state i'll get away with a few old school manouveres that have since been banned in our love making routine but the moment has passed im afraid.

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Got up at half 6 and cut the grass.

 

Went to church for the first time ever at half eleven.

 

Now sitting with the kids having a pint watching Andy Murray.

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Had a suspiciously cooked burrito and a few guinesses at the grays Inn. Now keeled over in agony on my sofa.

 

Might watch interstellar later.

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Finished cleaning my house. Did my nails. Made a big batch of cole slaw and potato salad. To go with the brisket I've just put to start smoking while I'm at the spa, having my hair cut. It's feels like a productive day already and it's only half done!

 

Happy Father's Day to those of you who are! x

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Why do you keep just your socks on?

He doesn't want to get cold feet

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I'm naked in a hotel room (apart from my socks) music playing, reading a book.

 

Why do you keep just your socks on?

That`s how Niall likes it .

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Working in Lerwick and living the dream.

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Take the Ler out of that sentence and I agree 100%.

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Eh spent Saturday night quaffing nice brandy while smoking cigars and looking at Roman Abramovitch's £1.5bn yacht while speculating about the quality of hookers onboard, just 100m away.

 

At the time of Rumpus' question, my biggest thought was a hungover regret for doing all that.

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Why do you keep just your socks on?

 

 

Socks kept on as it would be shocking bad manners to answer door naked if cleaning girl knocked.

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I'm gonna have north of 15 beers today; big night lined up.

 

Work tomorrow. Then more of the same tomorrow night.

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I'm gonna have north of 15 beers today; big night lined up.

 

Work tomorrow. Then more of the same tomorrow night.

 

Top bombing pal, take pics if you get the chance, I think I speak for us all in saying we miss seeing pics of you with a beer in hand.

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Socks kept on as it would be shocking bad manners to answer door naked if cleaning girl knocked.

:laughing:

 

Brilliant.

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Top bombing pal, take pics if you get the chance, I think I speak for us all in saying we miss seeing pics of you with a beer in hand.

Got tens or hundreds of thousands of them Bro.

 

I'd break social media if I uploaded them.all.

 

Basically just picture a beer bar with a picturesque view and / or a characterful bar. There's your pic.

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Got tens or hundreds of thousands of them Bro.

 

I'd break social media if I uploaded them.all.

 

Basically just picture a beer bar with a picturesque view and / or a characterful bar. There's your pic.

One with no one else in it I presume. ;)

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Couple of days off,

Did the Thames Bridges Trek today,

Crossed 16 bridges - 20+km,

Putney Bridge to Tower Bridge.

 

Blisters :wacko: .

 

You should get yourself an Oyster card.

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Got tens or hundreds of thousands of them Bro.

 

I'd break social media if I uploaded them.all.

 

Basically just picture a beer bar with a picturesque view and / or a characterful bar. There's your pic.

 

 

in other words:

 

I'm sitting all alone in my bedsit with only the internet as my friend.

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in other words:

 

I'm sitting all alone in my bedsit with only the internet as my friend.

Or in other words rather than sit in a hotel and wank I'll go out and be sociable, see the world and experience life.

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