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Records your runs, walks, cycles, swims, etc with your cellphone and has a social media aspect to it, so you can see what your friends have been doing.

 

Then you can offer encouragement and likes and all.

 

 

I can't put into words how shit and pointless that sounds.

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“Oh, I see Dave has walked 1.75 miles today - well done Dave”

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'put down the spoon dave, you junkie hibee arsehole'

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Today I saw a Chinese lassie screaming what I assume was serious abuse at what I assume was a homeless black lad who was taking a pish against the skip outside her restaurant. I can imagine it's a major violation of health and safety ordnance to have bums pissing all over the ground outside your business, but this fella just went about his business without a care in the world. 

 

I've come to realise that nothing you ever see in Detroit is heartwarming or uplifting. You'll definitely see a pimp smacking fuck out of a crack whore at 8am on a Monday morning, but you'll never see a butterfly land on the nose of a retarded child. 

 

It's kind of saddening. 

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Today I saw a Chinese lassie screaming what I assume was serious abuse at what I assume was a homeless black lad who was taking a pish against the skip outside her restaurant. I can imagine it's a major violation of health and safety ordnance to have bums pissing all over the ground outside your business, but this fella just went about his business without a care in the world.

 

I've come to realise that nothing you ever see in Detroit is heartwarming or uplifting. You'll definitely see a pimp smacking fuck out of a crack whore at 8am on a Monday morning, but you'll never see a butterfly land on the nose of a retarded child.

 

It's kind of saddening.

I was surprised to see some homeless looking junkies hanging out on the streets with in a mile of universal Orlando.

 

Opioid America.

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I was surprised to see some homeless looking junkies hanging out on the streets with in a mile of universal Orlando.

 

Opioid America.

 

It is harder to tell in Florida though, the last time I was in Miami I was filling up the car before going back to the airport, there was a bloke sitting close to the pumps that I was almost certain was a hobo. Turns out he was the owner of the place.

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Today I saw a Chinese lassie screaming what I assume was serious abuse at what I assume was a homeless black lad who was taking a pish against the skip outside her restaurant. I can imagine it's a major violation of health and safety ordnance to have bums pissing all over the ground outside your business, but this fella just went about his business without a care in the world.

 

I've come to realise that nothing you ever see in Detroit is heartwarming or uplifting. You'll definitely see a pimp smacking fuck out of a crack whore at 8am on a Monday morning, but you'll never see a butterfly land on the nose of a retarded child.

 

It's kind of saddening.

 

The irony given the hygiene standards of your average dog eatery.

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The irony given the hygiene standards of your average dog eatery.

 

Given this was on 7 Mile, I can't speak for the cleanliness of the establishment. 

 

Not brilliant, would be my first thought. 

 

Still, I was planning on a cheeky Sesame Chicken with vegetables all the same. 

 

Changed my mind when I encountered the bum hosepiping the premises. 

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but you'll never see a butterfly land on the nose of a retarded child.

 

 

Don’t despair kelt, if more states ban abortion then this will be more likely

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^best curry house in the North East. IMO

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Heard a lot of good things about Echt tandoori. Need to sample its delights pronto

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With the discount scheme now in place, looking forward to eating out more regularly for lower prices through August.

Was supposed to be going for a walk round Clachnaben this morning but my mate had to cancel. Pity as it looks like it is going to be a lovely day.

 

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On 1/12/2020 at 7:07 PM, YorkDon said:

I’ll have to be out running Grays loon as I’ve signed up for a 22 mile run over the top of Snowdon in September.

 

 

How's the run prep coming?

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13 hours ago, Zeus said:

^best curry house in the North East. IMO

Canna argue. It’s absolutely brilliant. I’ve heard there are a few to rival it in Inverurie however, they’re next on the list. 

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I’m going to B&Q . Then to look at sofas. Then to post that t shirt back . Then food shop. Then paint a ceiling. Then wire a security light. Then trim a door. Wash car..then do a jobby. Then make dinner. Go for a quick spin on bike . Bed . 

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3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

That'd take me a month to be arsed doing all that

😂 once I get started I’m on a mission . 

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25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m going to B&Q . Then to look at sofas. Then to post that t shirt back . Then food shop. Then paint a ceiling. Then wire a security light. Then trim a door. Wash car..then do a jobby. Then make dinner. Go for a quick spin on bike . Bed . 

That'd take me a month to be arsed doing all that

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Haircut.

Lunch.

Pints.

Drams/Wine.

Shag a slut who has no interest in social distancing.

Sleep.

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1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

 

Shag a slut who has no interest in social distancing.

 

What’s his name?

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19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What’s his name?

My hairdresser is a lady Brizo. Cracking big set of milkers on her too.

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