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8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Pedantry. Dragging down online communications since before the mutants sprouted pubic hair.

Slippers are gay. I got a pair of Skechers Relaxed Fit whatever that are pull on/slip on and they are perfect for performing the function that mincing queers use slippers for AND are also good for popping to the shops or going to the garage to admire the recently-deceased in my deep chest freezer, even on a wet day. 

Serial killer?

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1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Looking after them for a friend. Who's saving up for a suitable freezer. 

Well if you’re helping a mate out...

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28 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Pedantry. Dragging down online communications since before the mutants sprouted pubic hair.

Slippers are gay. I got a pair of Skechers Relaxed Fit whatever that are pull on/slip on and they are perfect for performing the function that mincing queers use slippers for AND are also good for popping to the shops or going to the garage to admire the recently-deceased in my deep chest freezer, even on a wet day. 

same here , perfect attire for the hoose and as you say a quick nip to the shops or doing a bit in the garden 

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inside: bare feet \ socks \ slippers and shorts tshirts. never trainers\ shoes etc.

outside: haute couture designer clothing (sale). #lifesacatwalk

 

 

 

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Can't believe the humble slipper is getting bad vibes. 

 

A lovely peice when matched with a luxury gown. 

 

 

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11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Can't believe the humble slipper is getting bad vibes. 

 

A lovely peice when matched with a luxury gown. 

 

 

Indeed , a more comfortable gentlemanly set up I cannot imagine . One day I’m adding a cravat . 

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aw look ez gittin chatty..this is like wit heppened it weekend.. e drank mare thin 3 beers n made a cunt o ezsel BEGGIN cunts tae chat..cringy is fuck

jist mind wit ez aw aboot..this is a cunt ye widna want tae invest yersel in despite ez pleas..nae metter how e cozies up tae ye jist mind this is a shytebag cunt thit widna come tae yer aid if ye chapped ez door in yer oor o need—leavin ye cauld naked bruised n beaten alone oan the banks o oostsingel canal..this is the coward thit hid bairns fir 10yr cos thi didna fit a persona..this is bluto10

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40 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

outside: haute couture designer clothing (sale). #lifesacatwalk

👍🏻 We'll fucking teach them Bloots. 
 

"haute couture". Lol. Chewin the fat type woooo's with cheeks covered by the back of the hands, fingers wiggling.

Tell that retail-snob cunt that in the great city that he can only aspire to, we have a Debenhams front and centre when we park in the Trinity so obviously you take a nosey once in a blue moon. 

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Finished work late today (6ish)

Saw the wee one for a bit as it's her birthday.

Home for drinks (lots)

Laughing at Celtic.

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1 hour ago, Arabian Knight said:

aw look ez gittin chatty..this is like wit heppened it weekend.. e drank mare thin 3 beers n made a cunt o ezsel BEGGIN cunts tae chat..cringy is fuck

jist mind wit ez aw aboot..this is a cunt ye widna want tae invest yersel in despite ez pleas..nae metter how e cozies up tae ye jist mind this is a shytebag cunt thit widna come tae yer aid if ye chapped ez door in yer oor o need—leavin ye cauld naked bruised n beaten alone oan the banks o oostsingel canal..this is the coward thit hid bairns fir 10yr cos thi didna fit a persona..this is bluto10

The original lines from the Natalie Imbruglia track.

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4 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

 

Saw the wee one for a bit as it's her birthday 

Awfy good of you. Look and learn @bluto10

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3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Awfy good of you. Look and learn @bluto10

Think they say look and don’t touch tae him.

peure beester o eh men

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3 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Think they say look and don’t touch tae him.

peure beester o eh men

You having a mental breakdown?

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2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You having a mental breakdown?

No I’ve just managed to disguise it previously. 
 

You?

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Hang on. How come RS and RS get off with wearing Skechers when I got caned?

Re slippers and dressing gown? Bender emoji.

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6 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Hang on. How come RS and RS get off with wearing Skechers when I got caned?

Re slippers and dressing gown? Bender emoji.

Most people hae him on block

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38 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Hang on. How come RS and RS get off with wearing Skechers when I got caned?

Re slippers and dressing gown? Bender emoji.

Are there 2x RS’s?

Sketchers are for 60+ wimim and old blokes who’s wifes buy them trainers.

Theyre the kind of footwear advertised in the back of the Mail and Sunday Express/Post. 

My inlaws wear them. Obese over 60’s. 

The clue is in the name - sketchers, come on now. 

If i live to that age i will wear novelty golf club covers over my swollen big bertha gout feet. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Simply Red said:

Are there 2x RS’s?

Sketchers are for 60+ wimim and old blokes who’s wifes buy them trainers.

Theyre the kind of footwear advertised in the back of the Mail and Sunday Express/Post. 

My inlaws wear them. Obese over 60’s. 

The clue is in the name - sketchers, come on now. 

If i live to that age i will wear novelty golf club covers over my swollen big bertha gout feet. 

 

 

Is your wife obese Mick?

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2 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Are there 2x RS’s?

Sketchers are for 60+ wimim and old blokes who’s wifes buy them trainers.

Theyre the kind of footwear advertised in the back of the Mail and Sunday Express/Post. 

My inlaws wear them. Obese over 60’s. 

The clue is in the name - sketchers, come on now. 

If i live to that age i will wear novelty golf club covers over my swollen big bertha gout feet. 

 

 

WTF are Sketchers? I am neither obese nor over 60 and comfort is the name of the game in walking circles...

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2 hours ago, alscotoz said:

WTF are Sketchers? I am neither obese nor over 60 and comfort is the name of the game in walking circles...

how do i insert a pic ?

 

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My old dear is always on at me about sketchers. Now that I think about it I might be in for a pair at Crimbo. Fuck that. 

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They are the shoe for someone who has given up . See elasticated waistband leisure trousers also.

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