sdg111 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Well, I'm fairly new here, but have been on Mad a few years. Anyway, that's the most I've laughed in ages, and being two years into a shitey bitter divorce, I can really do with a laugh, so well done all!! I'm getting the other half a curry tonight and selling the recorded aftermath, HD quality of course, to the 'gassy' site - my working days will soon be over...bliss! Link to comment
RUL Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 What an insane thread... little did I expect it would be this when I saw the email notification about some dude posting a gloating thread when at work this morning. You get e-mails from here? Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I tried the netflixNchill message with my missus a few weeks ago but she reminded us we didn't have Netflix. We both must not be down with the yoof anymore.Isn't your missus preggers? Link to comment
boboisared Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 You get e-mails from here?If you subscribe to threads you get emailed when there is new posts. He's maybe got something set up if there is a popular thread or something. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Isn't your missus preggers? and.... Link to comment
dave_min Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 and....Sounds like she's been Netflixing and Chilling. Link to comment
RUL Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 If you subscribe to threads you get emailed when there is new posts. He's maybe got something set up if there is a popular thread or something. I see, did not realise that was a feature. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I'd like to think there will be plenty of other netflix and chilling evenings as well. Link to comment
straightouttaleaguecup Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 well i see this is neve going to die down! im going to ask something football related probably get ignored but fuck it, do you think tour squad is strong enough to challenge us to the last day this time? i think its great fo the scottish game that we get a challenge that isnt from sevco,. 1 Link to comment
sdg111 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Mary Travers, died in 2009 sadly. Glad you didn't choose Dylan's own version, cos it's shite. Link to comment
sdg111 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Are you for real? I would still be running if I were you, keep running and don't look back! You need to come back under a pseudonym if you want to be taken seriously, harsh but true... Link to comment
tup Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 well i see this is neve going to die down! im going to ask something football related probably get ignored but fuck it, do you think tour squad is strong enough to challenge us to the last day this time? i think its great fo the scottish game that we get a challenge that isnt from sevco,.Aye we are, ignore the rudeness of my fellow fans. If any of them go too far, let me know. I'm basically in charge of the site. 1 Link to comment
Pash Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 well i see this is neve going to die down! im going to ask something football related probably get ignored but fuck it, do you think tour squad is strong enough to challenge us to the last day this time? i think its great fo the scottish game that we get a challenge that isnt from sevco,. I like you straightouttaleaguecup. Yes I think we can, barring no major injuries. We have strenghtened from last season and you haven't, only difference last season was head to head and we have won one from one so far. If we take more points from you than you do from us I think we can do it. 1 Link to comment
Pash Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Enough of that though, back on topic... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Enough of that though, back on topic... Is it national Fart Week? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 A mate has just emailed me asking if I'm in this site and seen this thread (adding the link). A guy he works with sent him it. It's doing the rounds... Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 You might like this (please excuse the fact it's the daily record) http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/fighter-vomits-ring-after-opponent-6513140 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Okay, which one of you demented fuckers is this? Fraserburgh man seeks love and farts and, maybe, a bit of shiting. Fraserburgh's the delightful seaside town that gave us homosexual, mass-murdering cannibal mentalist Dennis Nilsen... seems like a smashing place to raise the kids. Cannibals and shite-fetishists. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Dunno if the direct link works, so for your viewing pleasure I've composited the page and uploaded it. This isn't the kind of behaviour I'd expect of a Virgo. Most worrying thing about that site is it gives the members a choice of childen or not. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 26 year old?...what's that , his fuckin glasses ? Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 26 year old?...what's that , his fuckin glasses ? That's nae him, that's Dennis Nilsen. I'm late to this fart fest and I have a question for our fenian fart fanatic. Is it just arse farts that do it for you or are queefs fair game too? Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I love it when a queef pops out during some vigorous pumping. Link to comment
DonDon1979 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Long time lurker but had to come out after seeing this. Had a look at Timmy's Gassy Erotica site and low and behold look what I found! If you can't access it don't worry the username is: Timmy1888 and the password is: hailhail Fill yer boots lads! http://www.gassyerotica.net/fartforum/showthread.php?29865-unintentionally-outed-myself-registering-for-a-forum/page2 PS if none of those work give me some time I might have a wee YouTube video on the way. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Fine-n-Dandy's absolutely brutal attempts at humour aside, amazing thread! I'm detecting a slight hint of jealousy. But anyway. get to the back of the fkn queue part timer Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Long time lurker but had to come out after seeing this. Had a look at Timmy's Gassy Erotica site and low and behold look what I found! If you can't access it don't worry the username is: Timmy1888 and the password is: hailhail Fill yer boots lads! http://www.gassyerotica.net/fartforum/showthread.php?29865-unintentionally-outed-myself-registering-for-a-forum/page2 PS if none of those work give me some time I might have a wee YouTube video on the way.I went on. I feel a bit bad for the boy. But I canna help but snigger at a website called gassy erotica. At least the Hat has gone stateside Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Long time lurker but had to come out after seeing this. Had a look at Timmy's Gassy Erotica site and low and behold look what I found! If you can't access it don't worry the username is: Timmy1888 and the password is: hailhail Fill yer boots lads! http://www.gassyerotica.net/fartforum/showthread.php?29865-unintentionally-outed-myself-registering-for-a-forum/page2 PS if none of those work give me some time I might have a wee YouTube video on the way.Don't know what's worst. Being a member of such a site or the shear unimaginativeness of his user name and password.There's still a right smell of shite about it all anyway. Link to comment
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