Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Tommy]

5 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Phil Spector broon breed fae the Covids

Every cloud. Early release from prison.

[frankie_mac's_4]

He could hud a tune for sure. Wrong un though, definite touch of the Fritzls aboot him.

[Guest milne_afc]

Done enough good in his life to be forgiven the bad stuff imho.

[Poodler]

wilmington breakfast restaurants

[manboobs109]

I thought James Bond had already killed him

[chief_wiggum]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

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[DD1903]

On 1/15/2021 at 2:29 PM, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You're a married old man who retired his pathetic wrinkled stump on the wedding day.

Leave the filth talk to those who are indulging in the filth.?

I thank you.

I reckon @Dad is younger than you!

[DD1903]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'd still get him in a headlock and scrape the top of his head with my knuckles back and forth though.

Quite easily.  @Dad

Back and forth through his mullet 

[DD1903]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Reckon he's like Sweetchuck from Police Academy. 

Whereas I'm a hybrid of High Tower and Richard from Dead Mans Shoes.

Only 1 winner there. 

Nah. He's like a young mcgyver.

[Simply Red]

Ledge

[Simply Red]

37 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

?

He has hair like a man who would shoot a woman to be fair.

They'll need to cremate the cunt cos no way is that bush getting inside a pine box, no no no. 

If more people had that hairdo, the world would be a better place.

[Simply Red]

See

[The Boofon]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

Had you pegged

No shock there.

[Bluto10]

13 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Jowels. 

[DD1903]

3 hours ago, Dad said:

Had you pegged as young vibrant trendsetter type DD son; washed up old cunt you are? 

Keeping your fingers on the pulse son - that's the stuff ?

By the time you'd get to 'I'd', I'll have dislocated both your shoulders you wee prick

Come on now

 

Muller less me son - no mullet meanders near Dad I can tell you that for nowt - Hoo mama

If anyone - George Marteen; and whilst I'd be getting chucked about by yon blond lassie captain - it'd be completely voluntary.

 

When engaging in business - I'm plain ol' George Martin

I am like a young macgyver son - well spotted ?

Young? Nah...wrong side of 40 sadly. Vibrant? Nah. Trendsetter? Very much so

(younger than that old cunt Grays though!)

[BrianFaePerth]

8 hours ago, Simply Red said:

If more people had that hairdo, the world would be a better place.

The Boof is proof of the opposite

[DD1903]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

How are the 40s treating you health wise son; daily ibuprofen consumption etc evident?

 

@DD1903

A wee berocca every morn sees me just fine, young sir. No doubt reading glasses are around the corner though...

[YorkDon]

6 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

A wee berocca every morn sees me just fine, young sir. No doubt reading glasses are around the corner though...

I’ve had reading glasses for a couple of years, fucking old cunt I am.

My distance vision is perfect, but I can barely read some of the writing on the tablet in the car.

[YorkDon]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It probably says ‘ V i a g r a ‘ 

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No such thing for me Hanzo.

Young bird still has an arse so pert she could crack walnuts with it.

She just has to wiggle it in my direction and it’s game on.

[DD1903]

21 minutes ago, Dad said:

Electrolytes - aye I've just ordered some tablets for upping the hydration levels...barely a urination free of a deep orange tinge these days. Maybe some blood in there - who knows.

 

Fucking DWT

Time to retire it, dad. Must be taking its toll on you!

Once youve popped a wee berocca, your first post tablet pee will be a lovely bright yellowy orange colour. 

[Henry]

9 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

?

No such thing for me Hanzo.

Young bird still has an arse so pert she could crack walnuts with it.

She just has to wiggle it in my direction and it’s game on.

[DD1903]

23 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I’ve had reading glasses for a couple of years, fucking old cunt I am.

My distance vision is perfect, but I can barely read some of the writing on the tablet in the car.

In certain light I struggle to read some print. Moving it away and towards me, squinting at it like my old man did before he got his gregories years back. Murder

[YorkDon]

37 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

In certain light I struggle to read some print. Moving it away and towards me, squinting at it like my old man did before he got his gregories years back. Murder

It’s time DD, just get to the optician loon.

[DD1903]

3 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

It’s time DD, just get to the optician loon.

Funnily enough, they sent a wee reminder through that I'm due my routine eye exam just the other. It's a sign!

[DD1903]

20 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Ive got a urine chart in Congo that says if your piss is blue n fizzy consult a doctor. 

Id say drink a glass of cranberry juice and fucking get on with it. 

What if it's just blue? Or just fizzy? 

[DD1903]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m the same . Should really get reading glasses and join the ranks of speccy bastards . 

???

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’ve never had an eye test in my life other than the ones you get at birth to see if you’re Stevie Wonder or not .

Wee eye test now and again is a must, Hanz. Can spot other issues relating to health. Plus, it might be that you're actually blind as a bat and missing out in all sorts 

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Never son - my lifes work it'll end up being. Plans to turn it into an ebook on its 100th and sell for free on amazon. 

 

Something in print - terrific ?

Haha - here for sure son; you dont end up being an old cunt like me having never tried berocca and this no really been an issue before; juices and water and vegetables aplenty are pumped into the system to such a degree, there'd be no reason for ones pish to be eyebrow-raising.

May the blood orange pee, the stabbing pain in the stomach and the swollen aching head are all linked - who knows.

 

The race is on - will DWT get to 100 before succumbing and therefore facilitating the eBook? Probably not tbh

ah no

 

I'd probably end up buying it. Save one copy from being pulped, a la partridge 

[The Buzzard]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m the same . Should really get reading glasses and join the ranks of speccy bastards . 

Dunno if people over a certain age can still get it but I had laser eye surgery 5 years ago (age 38) and it's been one of the best things I've ever done. 

[The Buzzard]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

It hasn’t stopped you making at least three typos above ^^^

Multi-tasking at the moment, Hanz, so I can live with that. I'm sure it's still understandable.