Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Are you going to collaborate with your mates Guvna B or Kanye West in composing a song to pay homage to the Duke? I think it would be quite noble of you if you did. 

Not my mates, mate. 

[tutankamun]

16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Telly's gonna be brutal

aye BBC1 and 2 are now the same channel. 

ITV, Channel 4 and 5 all showing Prince Phillip. Even Sky Sports main Event was about the old cunt 

[manboobs109]

Only 20 at his funeral. No drink, no buffet.

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Only 20 at his funeral. No drink, no buffet.

Gonna be interesting how they try to justify a state funeral at Westminster Abbey for this one. 

[Ten Caat]

Fuck sake BBC1 has coverage of this until midnight. 

Christ knows what it will be like when wee Lizzie herself pegs it

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Not my mates, mate. 

OK, fair enough min. 

Maybe Elton John can compose a song instead for the late Grecian. He was quick enough to do one for his daughter-in-law.

[Lencarl]

5 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Gonna be interesting how they try to justify a state funeral at Westminster Abbey for this one. 

Prince Philip will not lie in state and there will be no state funeral because he had insisted that he did not want the 'fuss'. 

 

FFS Keep up.

[The Cockney Don]

RIP Big Phil.

[BrianFaePerth]

Oz tv playing the usual Friday night shite. No fucks given

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

I gather the Queen has been taken away for questioning by the Met Police to an undisclosed West London police station in respect of the events leading up to the death of her man....? 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Oz tv playing the usual Friday night shite. No fucks given

The Sullivans then Neighbours followed by A Country Practice?

[BrianFaePerth]

Home and Away. Thon Alf is at it again.

[daytripping]

Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The Sullivans then Neighbours followed by A Country Practice?

Bouncer with a black ribbon on as a tribute.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

'your eyes go slitty if you stay too long' 

 

Hoo mama

Love The Four Tops.

[daytripping]

Just now, Dad said:

He's dead I thought

Fuck off.

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Lencarl said:

Prince Philip will not lie in state and there will be no state funeral because he had insisted that he did not want the 'fuss'. 

 

FFS Keep up.

No day off work????? FFS

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, daytripping said:

Bouncer with a black ribbon on as a tribute.

Wrapped round his cock

[daytripping]

What's the fucking point of the royals.

[Tommy]

Duncan Skinner ex AFC Board has died. Evidence enough that drinking from the loving cup does you no favours.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, daytripping said:

Bouncer with a black ribbon on as a tribute.

Ha ha. I used to laugh at the credits at the end of Neighbours when Bouncer was played by "Himself". A very versatile and a total-natural-for-acting pooch. 

[Poodler]

42 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Telly's gonna be brutal

You don’t have to watch it 

 

 

 

I’ve been aff it 22 days. Ecstasy time!

 

 

did the huns really put out a statement one day after their media ban for racism? To celebrate a racist? Hajahahahahahaha 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, Dad said:

Well in mad haha 

 

Ah no

Cheers, Dad min. I blame the grandparents and my mother being brought up on Australian TV shows though.

Maybe that was one of the attractions for Brian to move over there, being more closer to old Ray Meagher?

[Poodler]

5 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Duncan Skinner ex AFC Board has died. Evidence enough that drinking from the loving cup does you no favours.

Is that true? Met him not long ago, a gentleman 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Cheers, Dad min. I blame the grandparents and my mother being brought up on Australian TV shows though.

Maybe that was one of the attractions for Brian to move over there, being more closer to old Ray Meagher?

Honestly, eh watch fuck all Oz tv. It’s shite. 

[Torry Tosser]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Wonder if Elton will sing a song at his funeral like he did with Lady Di?

Aye to same tune he'll sing.

"Goodbye Phil my boy,naebody knew I wis your toy.

We kept it hidden all the years,when you came round and we shared a few beers.

 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Duncan Skinner ex AFC Board has died. Evidence enough that drinking from the loving cup does you no favours.

He also enjoyed gambling on Aberdeen games and had a keen eye for the younger ladies.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

He also enjoyed gambling on Aberdeen games and had a keen eye for the younger ladies.

Fucking grass. 

[The Cockney Don]

10 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

The Sullivans then Neighbours followed by A Country Practice?

Blast from the past that one.

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Love The Four Tops.

Great group, so many top tunes.

Levi Stubbs had some voice.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Here MAD son - let's leave the reasons why Bri does stuff out of the convo 

A dark and twisty road it is by fuck 

 

Reepah

Point taken Dad min. How Brian and his unerring knowledge and expertise ended up in Australia is his business but open to speculation?. 

[daytripping]

I'm being serious here...this doesn't mean the Masterchef final won't be shown tonight?

Got a bird coming round tonight, loves here cooking, that was going to be part of the foreplay.