Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Zeus]

An absolutly wild last hour in the celebrity death thread ?

[Ke1t]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Child = <12

What if she's 13 but only looks 10?

[Guest]

Just now, cheesepipes said:

Ah the days of 6 or 7 or maybe even 8 ejaculations under the influence of drink, drugs or a combo of both.

Im struggling for even 1 after 5 pints these days and only the thought of Mary Berry in a peephole apron making strudel will aid me. 

I must have something wrong with me then, after one ejaculate I'm asleep for the night 

[Guest milne_afc]

13 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Child = <12

Inshallah ??

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Just ask him nicely to try again. 

I'm gay haha 

 

Well you're probably fat, and bald. Prick 

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Whats wrong with that

It's embarrassing. 
 

Letting yourself go, into a fat bald disaster 

 

Couldn't be me 

[Studebaker-90]

Bet consi is a right ugly bugger. Seems to try and play on the young and fresh face card too much. 

[Studebaker-90]

Shoddy 

[DD1903]

20 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Bet consi is a right ugly bugger. Seems to try and play on the young and fresh face card too much. 

@Millertime is the man to assist in this area...

[Guest]

41 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

What will you do, wear a wig? 

Probs just shave it off to be fair. 
 

 

[Guest]

26 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Spending the best years of his life doing fuck all of note arguing with fat old men on the Internet. 

Sounds seedy. 

It's a lockdown. 
 

And I'm fat and ugly and bald 

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Bet consi is a right ugly bugger. Seems to try and play on the young and fresh face card too much. 

I never said I was fresh faced. 
 

Certainly am not at the moment anyway. 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

@Millertime is the man to assist in this area...

The photos he's got of me (weird he's kept them) are from when I was fucked in bed with the flu. 
 

A reverse catfish if you like

[Studebaker-90]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

The photos he's got of me (weird he's kept them) are from when I was fucked in bed with the flu. 
 

A reverse catfish if you like

How did he get them? That is weird. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

How did he get them? That is weird. 

An incredibly petty argument, funnily enough. 

[Don Fonte]

They were posted on this very site.

A 'face off' so to speak.

Both ugly cunts.

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

What is this? 

Few years ago I posted pics of myself. Long since off the site but he's got them in his phone still. 
 

Creepy

[Guest]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

They were posted on this very site.

A 'face off' so to speak.

Both ugly cunts.

Fair.

[Don Fonte]

Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Fair.

Consi looked like he couldnt grow a beard and had a distorted face shape. Miller had his usual big chin.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

Consi looked like he couldnt grow a beard and had a distorted face shape. Miller had his usual big chin.

Oh no son. 
 

You should see the beard now. 
 

Thick and full and plentiful. 

[Studebaker-90]

Fuck were you playing at posting it? Should have told him to piss off 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

School boy error 

I posted a pic of my cock once (he prob kept that too) 

Wrapped in bacon if I mind right

[Studebaker-90]

Moobs was asking for pics of posters a while back 

[Poodler]

I mind the picture 

 

didn’t recognise the face though

 

never had membership to the dyce young abusers club 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

Moobs was asking for pics of posters a while back 

Specifically asked for pics of body parts, didn’t he?

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Specifically asked for pics of body parts, didn’t he?

Aye. Pervert. 

[Guest milne_afc]

The Sun have named him the People’s Duke.

I’d dispute that.

[Poodler]

He shagged his bairn cousin 

 

He’s basically Jerry Lee Lewis 

[The beard of mcinnes]

2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Always preferred Biggie anyway 

 

Tupac pretended to be a gangster so much he became one. Biggie was out on the streets fo real fo real

Oh my 

[The beard of mcinnes]

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

X is giving fuck all to anyone. 

The lyrics of where the hood at would offend someone of your persuasion so best leave it alone