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41 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Probably in jail

Racial stereotyping. But you're probably right. Too lazy to work at anything enough to get good, plus the peer pressure when they get to 12 or 13, so they're all drug-addled by 14 or 15 and the cycle of despair continues. Apart from Trevor McDoughnut. He read books, read the news and then married a white woman, who ditched him, probably because he was black. And still is I would guess. 

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27 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I took a drop shot over the water  and went on to nail the caddy, Ronald.

 

😵

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18 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Racial stereotyping. But you're probably right. Too lazy to work at anything enough to get good, plus the peer pressure when they get to 12 or 13, so they're all drug-addled by 14 or 15 and the cycle of despair continues. Apart from Trevor McDoughnut. He read books, read the news and then married a white woman, who ditched him, probably because he was black. And still is I would guess. 

Also see Lenny Henry

 

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You two better watch out. One of the mutants says we are not allowed to agree with others. It's called arselicking apparently, even though it was quite and exceptionally brilliant on this occasion. 

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4 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Only 'epic' thing about this is that the cunts charge £4.99 for this 'prank'

Quite funny though

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scot-pulls-epic-used-pantie-22759921

Fucking bastards moving in to my Tokyo territory was my first impression. Pissed off that they're dissing my customers as "weird" though. Are they all eunuchs? Cunts. 

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2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Prominent poster on here got this sent to his house last week by me.

 

Fantastic.

I bet Morag was livid!

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Just now, styrofoamplates said:

I bet Morag was livid!

Wasn't that turnip.

 

Wouldn't waste money on him.

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8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

We need to know if he took a drop and played on,  or just went home? 

 

6 hours ago, Fridge said:

I took a drop shot over the water  and went on to nail the course record.

 

You should have added that in. Much better story to 'regale'

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However an actual real story from that on a 3 par hit a tree off the tee ,then hit the same tree and ended up right next to the hole. 

Newmacher.

 

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