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3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Eats frozen pizzas raw?

 

How does that work exactly?

 

By being an absolute beast of a mongolid

Edited by Bad_Mobby

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Thons a proper hole. Would be glad to see it replaced with a charity shop post covid 

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1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

There’s so much wrong with that story, so somebody attacked you with two knifes, you then sit and converse with afterward for 45 minutes and then call the police the next day. Surely an immediate text 999 on the sly.  

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11 minutes ago, Fridge said:

There’s so much wrong with that story, so somebody attacked you with two knifes, you then sit and converse with afterward for 45 minutes and then call the police the next day. Surely an immediate text 999 on the sly.  

Grass

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1 hour ago, Fridge said:

There’s so much wrong with that story, so somebody attacked you with two knifes, you then sit and converse with afterward for 45 minutes and then call the police the next day. Surely an immediate text 999 on the sly.  

The meeting random bloke in pub and going back to his flat raised alarms with me. 

" He likes to watch"

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37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The meeting random bloke in pub and going back to his flat raised alarms with me. 

" He likes to watch"

Cocaines involved most likely 

fuck knows why the poof phoned the cops when they had already left 

I’d have kicked in the boy and boned his bird 

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4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cocaines involved most likely 

fuck knows why the poof phoned the cops when they had already left 

I’d have kicked in the boy and boned his bird 

I’d just watch

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38 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

I’d just watch

Definitely wouldn't take cocaine or shag the bird would you. Big poof.

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17 minutes ago, Poodler said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/local-sport/rangers-hero-ian-durrants-horror-23046676
 

 

 

living rent free in your head 

 

is a weird new quote that seems to have arisen from Glasgow. 

No its been around for a while. The huns certainly didnt invent it. As if.

And that wee max mutant would do well to shut his fucking mouth. 

Spouting off on twitter just gets the whole affair going again which will be the last thing his old man wants, and ultimately theres only one winner and thats us, by virtue of Simmie putting his old man in his place. 

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7 hours ago, Simply Red said:

No its been around for a while. The huns certainly didnt invent it. As if.

And that wee max mutant would do well to shut his fucking mouth. 

Spouting off on twitter just gets the whole affair going again which will be the last thing his old man wants, and ultimately theres only one winner and thats us, by virtue of Simmie putting his old man in his place. 

I didn't know the origin, but it's a really annoying phrase. One of those ones that makes you look very silly.

A bit like a private number plate

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1 hour ago, Poodler said:

I didn't know the origin, but it's a really annoying phrase. One of those ones that makes you look very silly.

A bit like a private number plate

A1 FUD always made me laugh.

 

Van in Aberdeen for a good while.

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1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

A1 FUD always made me laugh.

 

Van in Aberdeen for a good while.

I used to have A10 FUD

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11 minutes ago, redstrummer said:

I used to have A FUD

Bless 

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I've noticed Strongbow dark fruits is emerging as the new drink of the bammy cunt. 

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Just now, manboobs109 said:

I've noticed Strongbow dark fruits is emerging as the new drink of the bammy cunt. 

Is it nice?

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