Sam Cosgrove

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Thats a cringe right there

Mate you're coming across like a bitter little teenager. You don't have to be a keyboard warrior with EVERYONE.

 

It's mostly adults on this board. Slow down. Before you type, ask yourself, would I say that in a pub? If the answer is no, it kinda means you're a shitebag with a laptop.

 

Go have a coca cola, watch a film and destress. Take it easy. You don't have to be 'that guy' with every comment, whether you enjoy the word cringe or not. Why not just offer an opinion or act like most humans in a normal conversation?

[Dandyesque]

Mate you're coming across like a bitter little teenager. You don't have to be a keyboard warrior with EVERYONE.

 

It's mostly adults on this board. Slow down. Before you type, ask yourself, would I say that in a pub? If the answer is no, it kinda means you're a shitebag with a laptop.

 

Go have a coca cola, watch a film and destress. Take it easy. You don't have to be 'that guy' with every comment, whether you enjoy the word cringe or not. Why not just offer an opinion or act like most humans in a normal conversation?

Because he's a weegie with a chip on his shoulder the size of Silicon Valley

[pocrawred]

. Oops thot I was reading the mckenna posts!!

[NEM]

Because he's a weegie with a chip on his shoulder the size of Silicon Valley

Still smaller than his chin

[Don Fonte]

Still smaller than his chin

[V for Vendetta]

Which is in turn smaller than his back catalog of positive, well humoured posts.

[Don Fonte]

Didn't debate the should width though MT.

[Pittodrie_Erupts]

Mate you're coming across like a bitter little teenager. You don't have to be a keyboard warrior with EVERYONE.

 

It's mostly adults on this board. Slow down. Before you type, ask yourself, would I say that in a pub? If the answer is no, it kinda means you're a shitebag with a laptop.

 

Go have a coca cola, watch a film and destress. Take it easy. You don't have to be 'that guy' with every comment, whether you enjoy the word cringe or not. Why not just offer an opinion or act like most humans in a normal conversation?

You might be a Jambo cunt

But well said

[V for Vendetta]

Eh?

 

You're one of the beigest, perma-negative, repetitive eejits on here

 

Take a look in the mirror

Predictably negative from you.

 

Find some positive stuff to focus on is my advice.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

I dont think you should be on here, simple

 

When you post your Britannia shit, I recoil

 

When you try and ingratiate yourself with faux-complimenting, I recoil any more

 

I find it sad enough that Aberdeen fans come on here as much as they do just to talk and much shite as they do, so for a hearts fan to do it is mindblowing

 

And yes, of course I would say it in a pub

You say I'm out of order for pro British posts, but also for trying too hard to ingratiate myself. Which is it I'm doing? Being confrontational or being a creep? Should everybody just be mid vanilla to stop you getting upset either way?

 

Then you act too cool for school and say its sad Aberdeen fans come on here as much as they do. Mate. You've posted 35,000 times.

 

To add to your immaturity and permanent angry man syndrome, I don't think you're too clever, or interesting, or funny. Genuinely. In a pub I think you'd just be an annoying noise. Like a kid playing with a toy while adults are talking.

 

I'm no gonna come back to you after this cos you're an exhausting fucking bore. You'll of course reply. (35,001) I'll leave it there.

[NEM]

Didn't debate the should width though MT.

Nor the desperate Dan chin

[Don Fonte]

Nor the desperate Dan chin

[Fridge]

You say I'm out of order for pro British posts, but also for trying too hard to ingratiate myself. Which is it I'm doing? Being confrontational or being a creep? Should everybody just be mid vanilla to stop you getting upset either way?

 

Then you act too cool for school and say its sad Aberdeen fans come on here as much as they do. Mate. You've posted 35,000 times.

 

To add to your immaturity and permanent angry man syndrome, I don't think you're too clever, or interesting, or funny. Genuinely. In a pub I think you'd just be an annoying noise. Like a kid playing with a toy while adults are talking.

 

I'm no gonna come back to you after this cos you're an exhausting fucking bore. You'll of course reply. (35,001) I'll leave it there.

That’s you fake blocked. Wait for it.

[V for Vendetta]

Ever had an original thought of your own?

I think you desperately need new chat and some freshly honed comebacks. Your current ones must've about 4 years old now.

 

But so do many of us so thats not original admittedly.

 

You take a leaf out of my book and have a super positive outlook on life.

[V for Vendetta]

You say I'm out of order for pro British posts, but also for trying too hard to ingratiate myself. Which is it I'm doing? Being confrontational or being a creep? Should everybody just be mid vanilla to stop you getting upset either way?

 

Then you act too cool for school and say its sad Aberdeen fans come on here as much as they do. Mate. You've posted 35,000 times.

 

To add to your immaturity and permanent angry man syndrome, I don't think you're too clever, or interesting, or funny. Genuinely. In a pub I think you'd just be an annoying noise. Like a kid playing with a toy while adults are talking.

 

I'm no gonna come back to you after this cos you're an exhausting fucking bore. You'll of course reply. (35,001) I'll leave it there.

If I can paraphrase you a bit, he's like a toddler with a plastic flute.

[Daz the Don]

You say I'm out of order for pro British posts, but also for trying too hard to ingratiate myself. Which is it I'm doing? Being confrontational or being a creep? Should everybody just be mid vanilla to stop you getting upset either way?

Then you act too cool for school and say its sad Aberdeen fans come on here as much as they do. Mate. You've posted 35,000 times.

To add to your immaturity and permanent angry man syndrome, I don't think you're too clever, or interesting, or funny. Genuinely. In a pub I think you'd just be an annoying noise. Like a kid playing with a toy while adults are talking.

I'm no gonna come back to you after this cos you're an exhausting fucking bore. You'll of course reply. (35,001) I'll leave it there.

Even though you have made a poor life choice with regards the football team you support, that sir is my favourite post on here ever.

[maryhilldon]

I know

 

I should either quote an office joke, make a hilarious joke about athletic players, make a tedious link to something said by saying "love xxx", say the new stadium isnt happening, call Brian from perth stinky, call mcinnes sleekit, call mcinnes a hun or debate the finest chipper (chippy)

 

Blocked

^ Millerman declaring war on the Sultanas.

[Fridge]

Are you having some sort of meltdown MT?

 

That’s like saying if you don’t want to read bigoted, sectarian, self righteous Hun shite don’t go on Follow Follow.

 

If you don’t like the banter on here don’t come on, it’s nae difficult.

[Tommy]

Pretty sure Main coming in was McInnes realising Cosgrove wouldn’t be here all season.

[shut up meg]

I know, I'm so unoriginal

 

I should either quote an office joke, make a hilarious joke about athletic players, make a tedious link to something said by saying "love xxx", say the new stadium isnt happening, call Brian from perth stinky, call mcinnes sleekit, call mcinnes a hun or debate the finest chipper (chippy)

 

Blocked

 

 

No, you come out with BOOM, cringe, banal, leave, I holiday at Butlins or other tedious shite.

You must be syncing with your wife, you hormonal prick!

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Pretty sure Main coming in was McInnes realising Cosgrove wouldn’t be here all season.

If Curtis Main is ever our first choice centre forward, then heaven help us.

He’s pish.

[aberdeen1970]

Scary stuff

[Don Fonte]

Even though you have made a poor life choice with regards the football team you support, that sir is my favourite post on here ever.

hun

[aberdeen1970]

It's international week.

 

Which normally means afc related chat is replaced by sheep on sheep action.

[Don Fonte]

I come on for genuine Aberdeen fc chat but its few and far between

 

You, for example, are without a doubt one of the many usernames sooperhanz has

 

Its incredibly obvious (and banal)

Give me some insightful chat on our current squad please...

[Don Fonte]

I will, in the appropriate forum

 

Whilst we are here, Cosgrove should not go for anything like what people on here are quoting

 

He is the complete striker

£3.5m and let's talk.

[shut up meg]

£3.5m and let's talk.

 

No chance

 

If we wanted over 6m for McKenna, why wouldn't we for Cosgrove?

 

 

If an English team comes in for him, we should be holding out for a big fee, he's young, English and scoring plenty.

[DelMonte]

Even though you have made a poor life choice with regards the football team you support, that sir is my favourite post on here ever.

Really? Fucking hell, that is embarrassing.

[tainboy]

It immensely pains me, but have to agree with the chin.

 

Club should be expecting £5m minimum. Decent length of contract left. Good scoring record. Can score with both feet and that massive heid (not as big as craicless Frankie's).

[Don Fonte]

I don't get why it's even a discussion

 

Cosgrove will be the one who sets the bar very, very high for our highest fee ever received

Give me a figure...