The Pish Christmas Present Thread

[For Fecks Sake]

Wine and rum, happy with that

[Dons79]

A got a box of shrimps, the wee pink sweeties not the crustacean!, 5000 of the fuckers!, who gets somebody 5000 shrimps as a present and thinks that’s acceptable?.at least il be sorted for a munch till June, ooooh and a pair a slippers 2 sizes to small and a rock on tommy t shirt again for some reason, av had a belter this year

[Dons79]

From my window just saw a fat hun trying to teach his daughter how to ride her new bike. The fat prick got his legs tangled in the wheel whilst jogging alongside it and tripped up along with the poor wee girl coming off the bike .

 

Made my Xmas.

A hope you opened that window and laughed really loudly, love it when that shit happens, comedy gold

[Poodler]

They wouldn't have heard him over his blasting of Pantera - Am I evil

[RAZOR]

Disappointing to find out Jim McDonald didn't return last night and hit anyone. Doesn't feel like Christmas at all.

[Don Fonte]

I reckon I've got the present to take the honours in this thread. That fucking Chris Kamara album on CD. Think she was taking the piss but even still.

I got a Robbie Williams Christmas CD. Dont even have a fucking CD player.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

So good night Vietnam then.

[tightbreeks]

Hearts tartan looking pj bees. From mither, she doesn't giveva toss or she's on the wind up. Still mooching round the house, they are a necessity. Fkn hearts colours tho. Cracking Christmas round ar tge cousins done up house, steaming and alan partridged the bog just to test if it could handle a pound of mashed up dundee cake.

[The Buzzard]

I got a Robbie Williams Christmas CD. Dont even have a fucking CD player.

Aye same here. That's why I hope it was a piss take!

[Don Fonte]

Aye same here. That's why I hope it was a piss take!

Will keep it to next year and give someone it as a Secret Santa present.

[Simply Red]

I got a Robbie Williams Christmas CD. Dont even have a fucking CD player.

Whoever got you it must think youre bent.

[Don Fonte]

Whoever got you it must think youre bent.

Your missus.

 

She just couldn't get me hard, sorry.

[Ke1t]

Received a corduroy jacket for christmas. 

 

Not quite sure what to do with it. 

 

Wearing it certainly isn't an option. 

[Don Fonte]

What an awkward situation that must have been - hoo mama

No awkwardness. Pissed on her instead. Every cloud.

[Don Fonte]

Received a corduroy jacket for christmas.

 

Not quite sure what to do with it.

 

Wearing it certainly isn't an option.

Put it on a pig and take photos.

[tightbreeks]

I hate you, have a bobbie Williams album. Maybe there's a jackass type experiment you could do, microwave full power!?

[Ke1t]

Put it on a pig and take photos.

 

I'm not going to embarrass a dead pig by forcing it to wear a jacket made out of cord. 

[Simply Red]

Your missus.

 

She just couldn't get me hard, sorry.

Ah ok that explains it. Embarrassing situation all round.

[Don Fonte]

I hate you, have a bobbie Williams album. Maybe there's a jackass type experiment you could do, microwave full power!?

[Poodler]

Received a corduroy jacket for christmas.

 

Not quite sure what to do with it.

 

Wearing it certainly isn't an option.

They're really popular just now aren't they

 

Genuinely no idea why

[Don Fonte]

They're really popular just now aren't they

 

Genuinely no idea why

I actually saw a corduroy shirt in a shop earlier. Assumed it was a piss take.

[Don Fonte]

What shop - Banardos or summat?

TK Maxx

[Fridge]

Atrocious clothes are always a belter. “I’ve got the receipt if it doesn’t fit / you don’t like it.”

 

Well if say it doesn’t fit you’ll change it for a bigger / smaller version of the same said shocking attire and I’m not going to say what the fuck is this horrendous garment you have bought me, are you ripping the piss in front of everybody.

 

Immediately in the charity shop and never spoken of again.

[Don Fonte]

Might go back and take a pic tomo and leave it to the Hat judgement.

[Simply Red]

I had a beige chevignon corduroy jacket (bright red lining) early 90’s. Sounds honking. Possibly the coolest bit of clobber ive ever owned.

Liked a pair of levi cords back then too

[Fridge]

There was a time in the mid 90s when waistcoats on a Saturday night out were fashionable. What the fuck was that about.

[Guest milne_afc]

I’d navy Levi cords too, back in the day

You can still find 'em

[Poodler]

What footwear?

[DD1903]

I’d navy Levi cords too, back in the day

Carhartt did smart ones as well. Had a couple of pairs when I was at uni

[Simply Red]

You can still find 'em

Mckays?