Clydeside_Sheep Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I do like Limmy. I haven't seen much of his work, but I love the sketch about accents. In particular, non-glaswegian accents where it seems mandatory to have "eeeeeeeeeeeh?" as every 3rd or 4th word. The clown who crashed into me between falkirk and grangemouth a few years back, spoke exactly like that. "Ken, I wiz jist rushin' tae ma work ye ken, eeeeeeeeeh?, jist gaun tae ma work,eeeeeeeeh? ye ken". I was thinking "shut up, spastic, eeeeeeeeeeh?". Can laugh about it now, thanks to Limmy. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I haven't seen much of his work, but I love the sketch about accents. In particular, non-glaswegian accents where it seems mandatory to have "eeeeeeeeeeeh?" as every 3rd or 4th word. The clown who crashed into me between falkirk and grangemouth a few years back, spoke exactly like that. "Ken, I wiz jist rushin' tae ma work ye ken, eeeeeeeeeh?, jist gaun tae ma work,eeeeeeeeh? ye ken". I was thinking "shut up, spastic, eeeeeeeeeeh?". Can laugh about it now, thanks to Limmy.What accent does god have when he tells you shagging kids is ok? Link to comment
seann coirthe Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I see it more as a Jim Davidsons Chalky..." Pass me anoder choir boy, dis one split" 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I haven't seen much of his work, but I love the sketch about accents. In particular, non-glaswegian accents where it seems mandatory to have "eeeeeeeeeeeh?" as every 3rd or 4th word. The clown who crashed into me between falkirk and grangemouth a few years back, spoke exactly like that. "Ken, I wiz jist rushin' tae ma work ye ken, eeeeeeeeeh?, jist gaun tae ma work,eeeeeeeeh? ye ken". I was thinking "shut up, spastic, eeeeeeeeeeh?". Can laugh about it now, thanks to Limmy. Edinburgh accent. Heard the exact same accent in a pub a few years back, Cringe. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Geordie, I reckonDo kids get bribe with canny bags ah Tudor? Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Hearing LH got another kicking and back in hospital? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Was it not a couple of weeks ago? Thoughts and prayers x Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Not sure, I only found out yesterday. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 White women having athletic men I always want to approach them and say 'sorry, do you know your boyfriend is athletic?' Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Cloak and dagger stuff Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Taking a break from this snake pit for a while. ^ Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Cloak and dagger stuffaye, it’s embarrassing. just spit it out. He’s not going to batter you through the WiFi min.He’s nae the lawnmower man ffs Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Start with M? next letter a small 'c' ? Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 If you can’t work it out then you won’t know who it was so completely pointless. Allledgly deliberately broke his ankle. I’m not naming anyone on a public forum but most folk have worked it out. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 McAllisters obvs. Ooh, they're hard. Scruffy cunts. The Hurricane will be back on his feet in no time and THEN there will be content. Man loves a talk to the camera. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 If you can’t work it out then you won’t know who it was so completely pointless. Allledgly deliberately broke his ankle. I’m not naming anyone on a public forum but most folk have worked it out. Come on El Frigo, get the details into the 1,000 club. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 If you can’t work it out then you won’t know who it was so completely pointless. Allledgly deliberately broke his ankle. I’m not naming anyone on a public forum but most folk have worked it out. Ahhhh, a wee clue. It was Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Allledgly deliberately broke his ankle. "Ahhhhh, I see you know your judo well" Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Ahhhh, a wee clue. It was Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. Cryptic, but we got there. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 these aberdonisn hard men\families, how do the measure up against the real mobsters.you know the mafia, drug cartels, crips\bloods, ira, the Mitchells etc. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 these aberdonisn hard men\families, how do the measure up against the real mobsters.you know the mafia, drug cartels, crips\bloods, ira, the Mitchells etc.The fact that some scouse teenagers and yardies run the show, narco wise in Aberdeen, tells its own story. That doesnt happen in Glasgow/Dundeh/Edinbro 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 these aberdonisn hard men\families, how do the measure up against the real mobsters.you know the mafia, drug cartels, crips\bloods, ira, the Mitchells etc.You tell us BMG. Solid as fuck. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Luckily for BMG, all photos from phone/iCloud have been wiped/hacked/stolen a couple of weeks back (hundreds of the cunts) - fuck knows what went down!@@Police Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Id wager a security vulnerability was exploited in your device Mobz and someone, somewhere is masturbating furiously over that pic of Bluts. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Luckily for BMG, all photos from phone/iCloud have been wiped/hacked/stolen a couple of weeks back (hundreds of the cunts) - fuck knows what went down! I’ll give you a copy of the original one day over a few beers Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Luckily for BMG, all photos from phone/iCloud have been wiped/hacked/stolen a couple of weeks back (hundreds of the cunts) - fuck knows what went down!sue apple for 5m quid then retire. that shouldn’t be happening Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I’ll give you a copy of the original one day over a few beers signed copy? Link to comment
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