manboobs109 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Anybody watched 2 Doors Down, he's in that, some pished wifey last night was telling me it's funny. Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Anybody watched 2 Doors Down, he's in that, some pished wifey last night was telling me it's funny.It’s worth a watch. Elaine C Smith is brilliant in it. I’ve maybe got her name wrong. Mary Doll fae Rab C. 1 Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 It's fucking cringe . On toast again. Your predictability levels increase daily Captain Bore. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Probs not your type of humour Hanzoid Link to comment
eeps Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 It’s worth a watch. Elaine C Smith is brilliant in it. I’ve maybe got her name wrong. Mary Doll fae Rab C.Funny despite the spastication, weegie humour 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Two Doors Down is brilliant 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 You’re a miserable man Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Cunts Anyway. Spent the night in with the missus and the in-laws. Was a load of shite. Played Monopoly and got pissed. They went out at midnight to set of the fireworks, I stayed in and cuddled the dug, who wasn't scared, just annoyed at the explosions 1 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Need to get a proper dog I took Frank oot on bonfire night didn’t bother at all just did a couple curly whurlys and tried to ride fuck oh a badger. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 It's a young mans game, just a few gins, missed only an excuse and went to bed after jackie birds hoot a fanny Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Played darts and listened to tunes at home, just me and my wee bro. Haven't bothered with Hogmanay for years. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Whats your highest break?180. 9 times, not had one for years though since I stopped playing in the boozer. Muscle memory deserts you if you don't play regularly. Still beat my wee bro though. Link to comment
eeps Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 180. 9 times, not had one for years though since I stopped playing in the boozer. Muscle memory deserts you if you don't play regularly. Still beat my wee bro though.That's bad muscle memory bro Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Today is the day for the proper drinkers.Step aside for those that are still going. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 mind caveman wanted tae munch jackie birds ginger luvnest n sook aw the flavors oot-hints eh nutmeg wi a dash rosmary spice. then whin emily atack wis sweatin oot the beef n the oz jungle the cunt wis hoachin tae wrap ez slobbery chops roond her groin citin the heat is giein her droopin meatflaps mare flavor tae savor wi aw the sweat n open pores.........ez flown under eh radar a bit in recent times but in the captain caveman wi hid ir ain john worboys in plain site.. hindsites a bastart like Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Step aside for those that are still going.mWell said. Betty is a joke. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 GTF with all this cricket terminology Thought you were aff it from 1/1 poodles Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Still at the crease Betty Massive Attack on the Sonos. Just two of the big hitters left. She is scowling across the room. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Love darts, utter gash at it tho. Bdo or pdc, i don't care. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 GTF with all this cricket terminology Thought you were aff it from 1/1 poodles Link to comment
Henry Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 mind caveman wanted tae munch jackie birds ginger luvnest n sook aw the flavors oot-hints eh nutmeg wi a dash rosmary spice. then whin emily atack wis sweatin oot the beef n the oz jungle the cunt wis hoachin tae wrap ez slobbery chops roond her groin citin the heat is giein her droopin meatflaps mare flavor tae savor wi aw the sweat n open pores.........ez flown under eh radar a bit in recent times but in the captain caveman wi hid ir ain john worboys in plain site.. hindsites a bastart likeHe’s in hiding after fucking the awards up Link to comment
Henry Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Fuck all really. Few drinks and in bed by 3am. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Who milked the sheep on New Years morn Henry? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 I hope the tourists had a good time in embra on hoggers. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10650299/uk-new-years-eve-celebration-style-party/ Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10650299/uk-new-years-eve-celebration-style-party/Talk about lazy journalism. You can do a story like that for any Friday or Saturday night around the UK. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Woof https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/NINTCHDBPICT000550921279.jpg Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Those things always make me want to go to Leeds Link to comment
Cowie Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Riddled (I would)Defo full of bad AIDS Link to comment
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