The Parklife thread of Dons WAGs

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, ollie1903 said:

Handsome young man I thought 

?

[Parklife]

Turns out young Ryan Edmondson has also pulled himself a stunner: 

[Poodler]

Shagged a thousand of thon

 

never an interesting word said atween any of them.

she wouldn't handle a decent bar crawl 

[Don Fonte]

^^too busy taking photos to learn how to suck a good cock.

And look much, much worse in the morning.

Still ride them though.

[G31DON]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Turns out young Ryan Edmondson has also pulled himself a stunner: 

Looks special needs. 

Look at the fucking mirror, not the phone. Can't believe how many Instagram munters don't get it. 

Edmunson has an odd shaped head. 

But if you are looking in Ryan, stick a couple at the weekend please, and your girlfriend is smoking hot. (She's nae really, you can do better)

[manboobs109]

Has somebody taken a photo of her taking a photo of herself or is she taking a photo of someone taking a photo of her? 

[far's_the_bogs?]

Doing her best to include her credit card in the photo by the looks of things. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

I’m wondering what it is her T-shirt proclaims she likes (before rolling it up to Deliberately reveal her eating disorder)
 

im guessing It says 18th century French poetry

Eating disorder? 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I’m wondering what it is her T-shirt proclaims she likes (before rolling it up to Deliberately reveal her eating disorder)
 

im guessing It says 18th century French poetry

[Sheepo]

8 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

I’m wondering what it is her T-shirt proclaims she likes (before rolling it up to Deliberately reveal her eating disorder)
 

im guessing It says 18th century French poetry

Cock obviously

[strachanmcgheegoal]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Eating disorder? 

Ok.  Perhaps that waistline and stomach ARE entirely natural.

[Ten Caat]

looks like Marilyn (the mid eighties transvestite singer weirdo, not Monroe)

[strachanmcgheegoal]

1 hour ago, Sheepo said:

Cock obviously

That would fit (plural) whilst standing amongst the first team at Soul.

[V for Vendetta]

1 hour ago, Sheepo said:

Cock obviously

K O K

Is my guess.

[Parklife]

54 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Ok.  Perhaps that waistline and stomach ARE entirely natural.

Would expect so. Weird that being in shape equals eating disorder to you. 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

32 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Would expect so. Weird that being in shape equals eating disorder to you. 

Ok, I’ll provide the level of answer you hoped for.

 

PHWOARRR.

[Parklife]

38 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Ok, I’ll provide the level of answer you hoped for.

 

PHWOARRR.

I'm not hoping for anything lol. Just thought it was strange. 

[Betty Swallicks]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Would expect so. Weird that being in shape equals eating disorder to you. 

1/3 she has or had an eating disorder.

Looks the type.

Fat cunt!

[strachanmcgheegoal]

There’s actually two known factors in the photo that people who know what they’re talking about know to look for.  Doesn’t mean she’s a sufferer but, as I said,  phwoaar Parkie, Phwoarr.

[King Street Loon]

First person to get a photo of Ryan Hedges boyfriend wins.

[shut up meg]

3 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

First person to get a photo of Ryan Hedges boyfriend wins.

What do I win?

 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, shut up meg said:

What do I win?

 

An anal raping from Millertime's chin.

[Don Fonte]

40 minutes ago, Millertime said:

no chance, far too effeminite for me

How do you think your shoulders would match up?

[Betty Swallicks]

4 hours ago, shut up meg said:

What do I win?

 

Millermong on hol in Logie?

[Don Fonte]

55 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Millermong on hol in Logie?

That's an upmarket area for down there.

[sooth_stander]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That blonde mirror selfie thing looks weird . Wonky eyes . 

Looks Polish to me

[dave_min]

On 8/5/2020 at 9:54 PM, Poodler said:

Shagged a thousand of thon

 

never an interesting word said atween any of them.

she wouldn't handle a decent bar crawl 

Probably not the best time to go on an Aberdeen pub crawl.

[Henry]

On 8/6/2020 at 10:04 PM, Don Fonte said:

That's an upmarket area for down there.

 

 

"Even though I stay there I’ll be open about it, my area is terrible.”

[DD1903]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Accidental Partridge from MT there . 

He's dead against the pedestrianisation of rutherglen town centre

[Poodler]

Taylor's idiot wife being a complete fool on Twitter.

He should hit her for commenting on his work frequently.