Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Bad_Mobby

Your Perfect Sunday

Recommended Posts

Mine is;

 

Get up after having a long lie

 

Full Scottish Breakfast (c/w butcher sausages and bacon)

 

Pub for Midday - sit there all day drinking pints, eating quality bar snacks, watching the fitba, glancing at the papers and gibbering shite to others in attendance

 

Pick up an Indian (food) and head home around 10pm to eat and watch a film

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Kids away.

 

Long lie then some fun with Mrs FFS.

 

Out for a Full Scottish breakfast washed down with a latte.

 

Go for a walk then head home. Watch / listen to some football with a glass of wine relaxing.

 

Cook a full on roast dinner (I make a mean roast dinner - Pork, chicken, beef, lamb or whatever) washed down with wine.

 

Watch a film before heading to bed.

 

Also the best Sundays are the ones when you don't have work the next day

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Mine is;

 

Get up after having a long lie

 

Full Scottish Breakfast (c/w butcher sausages and bacon)

 

Pub for Midday - sit there all day drinking pints, eating quality bar snacks, watching the fitba, glancing at the papers and gibbering shite to others in attendance

 

Pick up an Indian (food) and head home around 10pm to eat and watch a film

Nae blowjob? You need to start eating some shellfish.

 

EDIT to say striking similar to mine except I'd like sucked off before the breakfast.

Edited by manboobs109

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Nae blowjob? You need to start eating some shellfish.

 

EDIT to say striking similar to mine except I'd like sucked off before the breakfast.

Lol - I had written then deleted BJ (too coarse for the lords day)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Get up feeling fresh. Quick 5km run. Shower, get ready and head for breakfast (eggs royale) and a pint with the Mrs.

 

Mrs fucks off and I meet some acquaintances in the pub for beers and to watch the football (huns and tims getting beat).

 

Up the road about 8ish with a takeaway (chow mein or chicken kebab) and watch some NFL before bed.

 

Edit to add: blow job between shower and getting ready.

Edited by Parklife

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Get up feeling fresh. Quick 5km run. Shower, get ready and head for breakfast (eggs royale) and a pint with the Mrs.

 

Mrs fucks off and I meet some acquaintances in the pub for beers and to watch the football (huns and tims getting beat).

 

Up the road about 8ish with a takeaway (chow mein or chicken kebab) and watch some NFL before bed.

 

Edit to add: blow job between shower and getting ready.

Blow job AFTER the shower. Methinks Mrs(Mr?) Parky is a bit uptight

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Still up from the night before

 

Fresh delivery of cocaine

 

The ESSENTIAL party peeps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Otherwise, on a hill somewhere preferably alone

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Mine is;

 

Get up after having a long lie

 

Full Scottish Breakfast (c/w butcher sausages and bacon)

 

Pub for Midday - sit there all day drinking pints, eating quality bar snacks, watching the fitba, glancing at the papers and gibbering shite to others in attendance

 

Pick up an Indian (food) and head home around 10pm to eat and watch a film

Why would you eat a film?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Get up feeling fresh. Quick 5km run. Shower, get ready and head for breakfast (eggs royale) and a pint with the Mrs.

 

Mrs fucks off and I meet some acquaintances in the pub for beers and to watch the football (huns and tims getting beat).

 

Up the road about 8ish with a takeaway (chow mein or chicken kebab) and watch some NFL before bed.

 

Edit to add: blow job between shower and getting ready.

 

Where does she go to?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Turn phone off.

 

Go for a long walk.

 

Drove to the pad and hit the showers

Didn't even get no static from the cowards.

 

Back to mine to spit roast Liz Hurley with her son.

 

I can't believe today was a good day.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Still on the go from the night before. Into a decent boozer for opening with a decent juker and the show goes on until about 18:00, then retire home with a mountain of scran which doesn’t get touched.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Still on the go from the night before. Into a decent boozer for opening with a decent juker and the show goes on until about 18:00, then retire home with a mountain of scran which doesn’t get touched.

Winner so far.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Still on the go from the night before. Into a decent boozer for opening with a decent juker and the show goes on until about 18:00, then retire home with a mountain of scran which doesn’t get touched.

 

Rock n Roll

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Im just messing, matey . I couldn't give a fuck to be honest.

Best saying fuck all then. Give our eyes a rest from your tedium.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Up to a quality biscotti and Americano on a balcony overlooking the beach. Tee time with friends 7.30. I win obviously. Wife phones to tell me she’s staying on at her Mums with the kids an extra afternoon and I should go to the football (us humping the huns) because I deserve it given the fabulous tea I’ll have ready for them coming home. Further phone call from wife at half time, (3-0 us, not even Derek can fuck it up from there) hell of apologetic that they’ll not be home till morning and sorry about ruining the wonderful tea that I’ve prepared (have I fuck) and would I mind getting an Indian after the football and she’ll make it up to me later. 6pm to 3am a blur that may or not involve an Indian

Edited by strachanmcgheegoal

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Mine is;

 

Get up after having a long lie

 

Full Scottish Breakfast (c/w butcher sausages and bacon)

 

Pub for Midday - sit there all day drinking pints, eating quality bar snacks, watching the fitba, glancing at the papers and gibbering shite to others in attendance

 

Pick up an Indian (food) and head home around 10pm to eat and watch a film

That's pretty much it, with a hangover ride before I get up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...