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[manboobs109]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Nae getting bored of tearing up Dundee for 40 odd years? 

I'm a homebody Mobs. Lived in London and Edinburgh and they were shit. I enjoy holidays when I'm on them but wouldn't give a fuck if I didn't go abroad again. Like  Amsterdam though, I'd let people travel there. 

[Fridge]

42 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Dusk hasnt closed down permanently. Just reverting back to delivery only for the forseeable until restrictions are altered. 

You sure? Barstaff at the Dutchmill are saying they have now but that’s my only info. No idea if true.

[Henry]

26 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I never said the thickos weren't in government, they of course are. 

If you thought getting to the pub or on a foreign holiday was really important in all this, then you're a thicko. Regardless of whether your PM or Dave from Kettering. 

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[Parklife]

Just now, Henry said:

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Typos don't make you thick, they just make you lazy for not proofreading. 

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Aye, Amsterdam is up there with Glasgow as a top boozing destination

Cairo's away to get the mobby treatment tonight/tomorrow

Only lightweights go bevvying in Amsterdam man.

Many boozers in Cairo? I thought they were haram over there? 

[Quagmire]

43 minutes ago, Parklife said:

By "played rugby" do you mean "looks like he's had a few hits to the face"? ?

I can't imagine why anyone would want to slap you about Parky lad. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? was that ‘ what’s the point in going to see things that other cunts have already seen?”

Less pollution, less crime, less hatred, all the shit countries wouldn't lose all the young cunts so they'd make things there better. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

I can't imagine why anyone would want to slap you about Parky lad. 

No one has "lad". I was just implying I'm an ugly cunt. 

Good job on jumping in to a conversation that didn't concern you & being a dickhead needlessly though. 

[dazzy_deff]

25 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You sure? Barstaff at the Dutchmill are saying they have now but that’s my only info. No idea if true.

Well not according to their own social media posts. Decided to remain closed under the current restrictions - same as Prohibition, Cheers and Number 1 Bar & Grill. 

In the meantime they are offering takeaway cocktails as they did during lockdown. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

No one has "lad". I was just implying I'm an ugly cunt. 

Good job on jumping in to a conversation that didn't concern you & being a dickhead needlessly though. 

Why the aggression? 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Why the aggression? 

Because he jumped in to something, with the  sole intention of having a pop at me. 

[Quagmire]

I actually thought that was the nicest I've been to you sweetheart ?

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Because he jumped in to something, with the  sole intention of having a pop at me. 

Bit of light hearted humour thats all. Need to lighten up a bit 'lad'.

[Betty Swallicks]

Weegie fannies getting affa upset lately.

Their "hardman" granda's would be turning in their graves.

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Bit of light hearted humour thats all. Need to lighten up a bit 'lad'.

When the snide wee digs come so often and from so many folk, one gets a bit defensive. 

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Parklife said:

When the snide wee digs come so often and from so many folk, one gets a bit defensive. 

Stop biting and folk will soon get fed up.

[Bebo]

Since lockdown there has been a gradual rise in aggressive posting and the spats have increased to a level i can't remember since Calderwood/McGhee.

 

I'm not asking for peace and love, just tone down it down

[Simply Red]

11 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Weegie fannies getting affa upset lately.

Their "hardman" granda's would be turning in their graves.

Curious - Who are the weegie fannies and who are their “hardman” granda’s?

 

[styrofoamplates]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Parko threatened to smash my face in once . 

Rumpus threatened to smash my back doors in once

[Betty Swallicks]

2 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Curious - Who are the weegie fannies and who are their “hardman” granda’s?

 

EVERY weegies granda was a hardman.

 

[daytripping]

19 minutes ago, Bebo said:

Since lockdown there has been a gradual rise in aggressive posting and the spats have increased to a level i can't remember since Calderwood/McGhee.

 

I'm not asking for peace and love, just tone down it down

This was something I pointed out the other day, thanks for also noticing and putting the warning out there.

[Fridge]

Number 1 also shut now and bars  not supposed to serve any students. How the fuck are they supposed to monitor that.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Weegie fannies getting affa upset lately.

Their "hardman" granda's would be turning in their graves.

 

45 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said:

EVERY weegies granda was a hardman.

 

Your Glasgow obsession isn't healthy. 

[tutankamun]

16 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Number 1 also shut now and bars  not supposed to serve any students. How the fuck are they supposed to monitor that.

is this a new rule?

[Fridge]

In Aberdeen yes.

[tutankamun]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

In Aberdeen yes.

have you got a link? I've not seen anything saying pubs are not allowed to serve students

[Fridge]

No link, the lassie in Filthy Mcnasty’s just told me. Assume it will be in the papers later but landlords have been told.

[styrofoamplates]

Did she think you were a student Fridge?

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Did she think you were a student Fridge?

I have a pint in front of me so no!

[Fridge]

Or maybe she just fancies me