minijc Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: What's Sim? That we live in a simulation my friend. 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: I smoke, drink too much and don't get near 5 a day, but I feel great. I must be doing something right. If it ain't broke. 5 a day is a myth anyways so don't worry about that, just add in more fruit and veg where you can and cut back some of the crap. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, minijc said: 5 a day is a myth anyways so don't worry about that, just add in more fruit and veg where you can and cut back some of the crap. ? Cheers mini. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dad said: Night night MHD son For the love of fuck Everything is stardust pops, infinite energy, just changes form. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: ? Cheers mini. And take a vit D supp. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Longer back than that. Me and my boys @moobs was meeting terts online in 2000. How do you and moobs know each other, gay lovers, met in the aids clinic? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Longer back than that. Me and my boys @moobs was meeting terts online in 2000. Did yous all meet up? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Longer back than that. Me and my boys @moobs was meeting terts online in 2000. Ahead of your time! One of mate's was using chat rooms to meet 'ladies' before anyone else I knew. But he didn't marry any of them... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dad said: Cannae beat the good ol' mobile number etched into the stall door For a good time call dad. Under 18s only. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 I’ve never been on these sites but it must be farcical, if I did I would pulling my best photo from a few years ago and saying my interests are charity work and going to the gym. Both complete fabrication. Then if you get a match “wow can’t believe you are that old you look much younger in your photo” Cue Dad jokes. Might sign up tonight. Massive testicular blow if you get no matches though I’d imagine. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Used to live with a wee computer dude back in the day and he schooled us on the chatrooms. An abundance of treasures to be found. Lonely young ladies from shit towns all over UK where there was no chance for them to meet young dumb and full of cum, big city wideos like us. Teerrrrific. What a hero Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 32 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's pretty soul destroying when you get a load of matches and all the ones that say "Hello. How's it going?" look like Guy Garvey from Elbow. Haha. Fuck it. But you clearly still respond incase it hits desperation stakes at 11 pm on a Wednesday night surely? Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: It's pretty soul destroying when you get a load of matches and all the ones that say "Hello. How's it going?" look like Guy Garvey from Elbow. Haha. Fuck it. Inspired by this I googled it for the banter (genuinly for the banter) up came Secret Benefits and Wellhello. Surely these things are a total shake down. Bearing in mind I was clearly using a fake name and no photo there was some total stunners from Aberdeen screaming for the cock. And for only £1 off my debit card I could get their phone number. Hmm, I think not. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 4 hours ago, Fridge said: Massive testicular blow You having flashbacks to the Spar incident Fridgo? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: No. Even I, as sick as I am, have standards. Aye I'd rather just hit an escort than fanny around on dating apps Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 hours ago, maryhilldon said: You having flashbacks to the Spar incident Fridgo? Ha ha. A bit the assault was to the heid, the testicular blow was nae getting the hero shag from the bird. Yet. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Longer back than that. Me and my boys @moobs was meeting terts online in 2000. Fuck aye. There is a school of thought that I invented Internet grooming. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Poodler said: Aye I'd rather just hit an escort than fanny around on dating apps POF is full of the perennial unemployed type (long term made up illness), can only hack it for so long though, do a month on and take a month off. No interest in long term stuff, say that from the start but it just causes problems. Thinking myself now the escort route would be a lot easier. Loving being single, never really had it in my adult life, it's a so much better way of life. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, daytripping said: POF is full of the perennial unemployed type (long term made up illness), can only hack it for so long though, do a month on and take a month off. No interest in long term stuff, say that from the start but it just causes problems. Thinking myself now the escort route would be a lot easier. Loving being single, never really had it in my adult life, it's a so much better way of life. No scope for bunging the pof birds a few notes? Save yourself a bit hassle? Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: No scope for bunging the pof birds a few notes? Save yourself a bit hassle? It's easy enough to get a shag, it's getting rid of them that's the problem, fucking place is a mine field of nutters, Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 There is diamonds in the rough, just not easy to find. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Just now, daytripping said: It's easy enough to get a shag, it's getting rid of them that's the problem, fucking place is a mine field of nutters, That's what I mean though, offer them a few quid straight away so they know it's defo just sex. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: That's what I mean though, offer them a few quid straight away so they know it's defo just sex. I just put them on block when I start getting hassle. Last bird I had off there came to mine when I was pissed, sex was amazing, met her a week later soberish, fucking hell on my daughters life she was horrific, not the way she looked, just her teeth, she only had about 4. I just couldn't have sex with her, horrible experience. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, daytripping said: I just put them on block when I start getting hassle. Last bird I had off there came to mine when I was pissed, sex was amazing, met her a week later soberish, fucking hell on my daughters life she was horrific, not the way she looked, just her teeth, she only had about 4. I just couldn't have sex with her, horrible experience. Och what's so good about teeth? You sound like a fussy sort to me. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: Och what's so good about teeth? You sound like a fussy sort to me. When you see a bird smiling with 4 teeth you'll know. Gave a cracking blow job the first time we met to be fair. 8 cats and 2 rabbits in her flat was another turn off, never saw them, just what she told me, must have reeked. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, daytripping said: When you see a bird smiling with 4 teeth you'll know. Gave a cracking blow job the first time we met to be fair. 8 cats and 2 rabbits in her flat was another turn off, never saw them, just what she told me, must have reeked. Nah you just miss heard. It was a cat o nine tails and two rampant rabbits. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: Nah you just miss heard. It was a cat o nine tails and two rampant rabbits. Funny you should say that as her fave film was that bondage thing, can't recall its name, she sent me pics of her vibes!! lol Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, daytripping said: When you see a bird smiling with 4 teeth you'll know. Gave a cracking blow job the first time we met to be fair. 8 cats and 2 rabbits in her flat was another turn off, never saw them, just what she told me, must have reeked. I remember playing chess in The Dock down in Leith wi a hooker and her teeth were crumbling while I was talking to her. Bits falling off them and sticking to her lips and that. Good pub The Dock. Gone now. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I remember playing chess in The Dock down in Leith wi a hooker and her teeth were crumbling while I was talking to her. Bits falling off them and sticking to her lips and that. Good pub The Dock. Gone now. Sounds like the old Schooner in Aberdeen, best mix of people ever at 7am when it opened, drunks and hookers off the night shift, we just went before the train to the football, brilliant atmosphere. Sadly now a poncy wine bar type place. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Sounds like a couple pubs we'd go to in Clapham as the last stop before home at circa 8am. Apart from the chess stuff. Chess after a sesh is of no interest 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, daytripping said: Sounds like the old Schooner in Aberdeen, best mix of people ever at 7am when it opened, drunks and hookers off the night shift, we just went before the train to the football, brilliant atmosphere. Sadly now a poncy wine bar type place. Chess and 3 card brag was big in The Dock. 5p open, 10p blind. Link to comment
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