Joe pike Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 14 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases. Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous. She has been hinting at this for at least 4 weeks and done fuck all 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 25 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: FM hinting at potentially tighter restrictions for Weegie areas over Xmas due to their currently high level of cases. Lock them up for Chrimbo I say, no booze stay in your fucking hovel. Marvellous. Won’t stop me travelling up and down . Dont give a fuck Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Won’t stop me travelling up and down . Dont give a fuck 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 29 minutes ago, daytripping said: She also said cases were rising in some level 1 and 2 areas. Maybe stop shipping ill people into them you fucking weasel. Your best ever post (apart from the Stovies one) 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. Should be changing masks regularly Hanz. Old ones will not work after a while. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 I have a washable one Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Seriously, I keep the old mask on, and generally watch where I go.Im quite sensible about it and I’m not spreading any virus. I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Poodler said: I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent. ^^LOL Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Variety is the spice of doughnuts. I like them all. Half the fun is finding out how they keep them. Check the eyebrows. Tidy eyebrows, shaven fanny Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s not illegal Exactly I'm in London, returning tonight. Anyone says fuck all just say "I think I'm allowed". Heaps of cunts down here not observing social distancing in the slightest, few not wearing masks inside, heaps and heaps of pointless shops open. Nae chance this is going to die down before xmas I reckon. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 12, 2020 Author Share Posted November 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: heaps and heaps of pointless shops open Had no idea it was so popular, I'm more of a Chase man myself. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 23 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Yeah that makes sense. Never done that correlative observation test in my ongoing research. When you get to my age, the new pussy opportunities get less as we tend to go back to our safe house no strings discreet fuck buddies - for the obvious reasons of less STD and detection risks - but there is one potential source of data collection I could use. Not sure I would be comfortable asking my three daughters however, all of whom are talented in the eyebrow department and despite my teaching and preaching the essential need for openness and a taboo-free existence. It might creep them out if I asked them. Their boyfriends might understand and accommodate my inquiry? On second thoughts, that might not be a good idea either. I'll just ask the wife. She'll know. She thinks I'm a sick cunt anyway. Send them all a text and ask them. Put a wee ‘ Xx dad ‘after it. Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Check their scants for rogue hairs that may have came loose. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Banned bevvy on the train now. Fucking disgrace. One of life's great pleasures is getting pissed on a train journey. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Link? ? That’s shite. I luv a few cans on the train Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Banned bevvy on the train now. Fucking disgrace. One of life's great pleasures is getting pissed on a train journey. Top tip....empty half a 2 litre bottle of coke, fill with 1 litre of vodka. Booze ban swerved. Fellow passengers, the ticket mannie and any passing police will think you're enjoying a refreshing cup of pop. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Used to get polis on the trains on the day of Scotland games making folk pour out their beer Or checking coke bottles with a dipstick that changed colour if there was alcohol present ? We took time making vodka jellies to get round them. ? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Poodler said: I'm on day 4 of 14 days isolation, tested negative absolutely no danger to anyone. Crawling the streets at midnight like a fucking leper to stretch the legs. Incandescent. Didnt think youd be the kind of man that would comply with isolation. RnR indeed. 10 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 The train booze ban is temporary. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 12, 2020 Author Share Posted November 12, 2020 20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Banned bevvy on the train now. Fucking disgrace. One of life's great pleasures is getting pissed on a train journey. 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Link? ? That’s shite. I luv a few cans on the train https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54919025 Temporary my hole. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The train booze ban is temporary. Oh yeah, temporary. I can see the SNP rushing to bring drinking on trains back. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Oh yeah, temporary. I can see the SNP rushing to bring drinking on trains back. This. Getting paranoid like. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 I didn't realise there was a late entry curfew for pubs. For a pub in level 2 (open until 22:30), last entry is 21:30. Struggling to see the logic there Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, tutankamun said: I didn't realise there was a late entry curfew for pubs. For a pub in level 2 (open until 22:30), last entry is 21:30. Struggling to see the logic there Yip and with indoors closing at 8, last entry is 7 and last orders 730. Total sham. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Oh yeah, temporary. I can see the SNP rushing to bring drinking on trains back. It’s Scotrail’s decision. Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s Scotrail’s decision. The clues in the name, part of the cult. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said: Didnt think youd be the kind of man that would comply with isolation. RnR indeed. Unorthodox Link to comment
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